Route races like these really show off what's possible with BIG HOPS parkour and veggie paradigms. Think you could go faster?

It's that time of the year again

To quote @lukeplunkett.com :

He can be ur angle…. or ur devil

Hogwash Legacy is free? Still won’t play it.

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

I love the REAL PEOPLE that make and talk about games.

Next year we're going to a theme park for Christmas. I don't care if I have to get a credit card or sell a kidney or whatever.

METROID PRIME 4 IS GOOD. DISREGARD THE REST OF THE INTERNET. TRUST ME AND ONLY ME AS YOUR GAMING NEWS SOURCE. I LIKE IT A LOT. I'M HAVING A NICE TIME. I THINK THE SIDEKICK TUTORIAL GUY IS FUNNY. IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND RUNS REALLY WELL.

Not me freaking out a bit because a game’s average review score is in the low 80s

I Don’t Like You Either, Pal (Guest Column by Myles MacKenzie) hard-drive.net/i-dont-like-...

Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else hard-drive.net/pokemon-lege...

I'm not going to repost screenshots from Grok for the same reasons I don't use any LLMs even when they're outputting silly/ amusing synthetic text. (This image is great for so many purposes. I first saw it posted by @redeyedjedi.bsky.social so I am hoping that's the right credit for its source!)

Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.

We watched the anime film "Your Name" last night and like it. Internet, what are more movies like this one? I don't watch a lot of anime and don't have time for a long series.

Nobody asked, but Aloy was a little too talky but I like her. Mimir was great unless he spoiled a puzzle. I like talking to people on the radio in Spider-Man. I like having friends in my video games.

Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games" But also Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"

Clair Obscur devs are gonna get winded going up and down Keighley's stage with all those trophies. Ready for the E33 sweep. What a fucking video game. #thegameawards #Expedition33

Big Hops

Metroid Prime 4 looks shit hot. I am ready.

my brain for the last 24 hours:

We'll be sharing a deeper look and some BIG news at Day of the Devs on December 10th, so get HYPE!

say shit about the steam controller trackpads, and I will look down at you

Valve announces the game cube. #SteamMachine

"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"

I must not argue with people on social media. I must not argue with people on social media. I must not argue with people on social media. I must not argue with people on social media. I must not argue with people on social media.

Some context free @tolkoto.com everyone can appreciate!

Note to self: I do not need an AYN Thor

Happy Halloween! RT to bless a timeline with a Samus pumpkin (2025 edition). #OperationMetroidPrime4

With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic. paletteswap.site/dif...

Nintendo: Y'know what half-decade-old game would really benefit from mouse controls? Me: Mario Maker Nintendo: Kill that guy

I like Halloween

I'm not gonna wait for 12 planes to land in Animal Crossing New Horizons multiplayer. That's crazy.

The lead developer of a new game insisted that the middling reviews of their debut game was all a part of His plan. paletteswap.site/dif...

"no multiplayer paywall" is the only intriguing thing they've ever said about the next Xbox, but it falls apart the minute you remember it's just gonna be a PC wit ha sticker on it and copilot eating it from the inside out

Sakurai is on some shit we cannot fathom

Hey millennials, how do you get through the day?

Ooooohhhhh......

“Be reasonable, Fox!”, said Pepper, according to sources within the Cornerian Army. “While your results are … Impressive, Star Fox! … it’s not in the cards this year. Help us out here!” paletteswap.site/dif...

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Jesus I cannot think of anything less fun than grinding Pokemon battles online. Fuuuuuck that. I'll wait for the romhack, thank you.

Not a console warrior - I've owned every Xbox, and sold most of them before the end of their generation. It gives me no pleasure to watch the brand and its' IP die off. BUT the anti-creative, anti-consumer, AI shilling parent company and their execs stepping on rakes over and over is very funny.

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games