Ratatouille 2 tournament arc

Me: Don't tell me he's hiding in the fucking body. Corpse Rises Up Me: Holy shit. Me: That's one way to sneak into the enemy base.

It's been some time since my last presentation of new books, so here are the recent additions to the Professor Library: Pandemic -- found for around $6.00 at the thrift store.

I am the Sleigh-rider. I'm an eggnog-injected present-wrapping machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

My name is Max. My world is tinsel and wrapping paper. Once, I was a cashier. A mall warrior searching for a righteous sale. As Black Friday fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.

The Winter Captain: Four days I was up here. Just me and the snakes, playing mah-jong, taking tea, watching, thinking: how was I going to get in and get the presents? Day and night they’re wrapping. Ribbon and bows to burn. They've got the lot: tinsel, lights, you name it.

The amazing thing about a Muppet Christmas Carol is you get to see the Witch King of Angmar in one of his first acting roles.

Attention my soldiers in the War on Christmas: Do not become addicted to presents, pine scent, and tinsel; they will take hold of you and you will resent their absence.

@gamerstavernshow.com -- I had to look the title up in my spreadsheet, hence the teaser post and then the name of the book.

Years and years ago, I was invited to a Minecraft creative server. I have built all sorts of stuff since then. I find it soothing and a way to destress (I also often come up with project and campaign ideas while building).

A new edition of Toon: The Cartoon Roleplaying Game is coming to BackerKit! In this hilarious RPG, you'll become any human, creature, or inanimate object you can think of . . . or make up. Characters will fall down – but they'll never die. Sign up for project notifications today! bit.ly/toon2ebk

Watching Last Samurai Standing and that has to be the *tallest* ninja I have ever seen.

So, this is cool -- this is the first time a Ginko-toothed Beaked Whale has been seen alive in the wild. Off the coast of Mexico.

Damn... Daniel is having SO MUCH FUN playing Benoit LeBlanc.

Today's encounter: 1d6 plasticine porters with looking glass ties

I was bored.

Well, I am going to need some medical attention for the mood whipslash Hazbin Hotel puts you through.

Keep your eyes peeled…

This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm.

Little Shop of Hardware ranks up there with Planet of the Vapes for awesome store name.

Okay, Nifty is the cutest homicidal maniac in the universe.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Just got through responding to the whiniest email ever about how “Delta Green fails because there is no easy to access free example of the ruleset”. We’ve really dropped the ball. Oh. Except for the free, 10 yr old, ENNIE gold winning, platinum best selling DELTA GREEN NEED TO KNOW on DriveThruRPG

"It is the desire that, after the Oration, you, as Chief Executive of the nation, formally set apart these grounds to their sacred use by a few appropriate remarks."

President Lincoln has headed to Gettysburg to deliver a "few appropriate remarks."

Possibly the greatest review of "Fury Road" ever: Ah, yes. "Mad Max: Fury Road," the heartwarming tale of how a 70 year-old man who's spent the last decade making kids' films and hasn't made a live-action movie in almost 20 years and the 72 year-old cinematographer he had to pull out retirement

One of the densest #Minecraft mine complexes I have ever seen. The center image is in the background of the first image, and the final image is looking back on the center image from the far side.

Googly eyes make everything better

Discworld is right there. So are the works of Diane Duane and Ursula K LeGuin. You could also try any number or LGBTQ+ or BIPOC authors as well. Joanne didn't invent fiction, for fuck's sake.

My latest Kickstarter just arrived -- a prose edition of Edmund Spenser's "The Faerie Queene."

A villain is never cribbed from another source. Nor is it wholly originally. It arrives in a form preceisely designed for the occasion at hand.

Today in comics history:

Today in history. 1955 -- the MV Joyita is found adrift, partially submerged, and empty. 1969 -- Sesame Street debuts. 1975 -- the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sinks in a storm on Lake Superior. 1989 -- the Berlin Wall starts to come down.

For those interested in 'grimdark' ala Game of Thrones, but are looking for something that is ) A better written and B) completed... I have to recommend Joe Abercrombie (@lordgrimdark.bsky.social) and his First Law series (roughly 10 volumes). Or, Glenn Cook's Black Company.

My local Costco offered a discount on their "Snackleboxes." They make great storage units for RDI accessories.

New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:

For you Prowlers & Paragons fans, "The Shape of Things to Come" is now available via PDF. 104 pages of HG Wells goodness! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Oohhhh... my #Alien RPG kickstarter came in!

Some traveller once told me He's from a land so old he Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs Near them on the sand An expression of command The sneering visage on a half-sunk head Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Lone level sands to horizon running

We rescued a dog from the highway today. If she goes unclaimed, she may end up in a friend's home.

For you Prowlers & Paragons fans, "21st Century Terrors" is now available via POD. 36 pages of strange beings from urban legend, fact, and fiction! #ttrpg www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

For all of you BTILC fans. #BTLIC youtu.be/-xiAbDkXDgg?...

NEW BOOKS! #books I'm just going to post book covers or spine unless that doesn't help, then I post the title page. .

Being a GM, colorized. i.imgur.com/DJlue9L.mp4

Elric: "Not long since, I counted myself without comrades. Now, I have many. For that reason alone I will fight beside them!" Erekose: "That is, perhaps, the best of reasons."

Left -- still from the new Frankenstein movie. Right -- the Bernie Wrightson artwork it homages.