This is a public service announcement: Juniper the dog has in fact, been fed. Please ignore any PMs, texts, or emails that simply read "STARVING." Thank you.

I've paid off three credit cards with annual fees and the worst interest rates. Three more credit accounts to go to pay off so the debt I got paying medical expenses out of pocket last year when I was just out of the hospital and had no insurance.

Juniper is not sleepy... she is just recharging before the next attack on my toes. She also fought valiantly against the hand under the blanket.

When I was young my Mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call that 'Identity Theft.'

That red arrow points to King Clone, a clonal colony of cresote that is 11,700 years old.

I was interviewed by Geek Native! www.geeknative.com/226111/from-...

Just to be clear: Greens are what food eats. Mushrooms are what you get after food eats. Cheese makes everything food.

After spending a year learning to walk again, I had a fall on Christmas Day that left me paralyzed and stuck with a tough financial situation. Please consider donating and sharing my fundraiser. gofund.me/609b599d1

Please tell your pet to stop texting me that their food bowl is empty. There is nothing I can do about it.

As it will soon be Spring Training: "I'm beginning to see Brooks [Robinson] in my sleep,” [Sparky] Anderson said afterwards. “If I dropped a paper plate, he'd pick it up on one hop and throw me out at first.” Apparently the way to pitch to Hank Aaron was to make sure no one else was on base.

Happy birthday to Emperor Norton!

Apparently if your total is $21.12 at the book store they don't toss in a free Rush CD.

"A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to... draw the story of his deeds. That they may be remembered."

"Such a day; rum all out. Our company somewhat sober; a damned confusion amongst us! Rogues a plotting. Talk of separation. So I looked sharp for a prize [and] took one with a great deal of liquor aboard. So kept the company hot, damned hot, then all things went well again."

Phenomenal game session tonight. PCs were split into multiple groups, I swapped between them frequently, and made decisions based on "what monkey wrench can I throw in now?" I was told that it was the best session so far.

Hey -- if you are interested, here is the Well of the Words crowdfunding page: play.mobiusworldspublishing.com

Moon Ruins, the latest Prowlers & Paragons Ultimate Edition book from Harmless Forest Creature Games, is now available! Few people realize that the moon is practically littered with ruins. Explore 7 amazing ruins in this book of superhero adventures! Now available on DriveThruRPG!

These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.

This has just been rereleased, and I highly recommend it. It's accurate to say that without this book, there might not have been any ASTRO CITY. That's true of other books, too, but it's very much true of this one.

Psst. This is a lightning bolt. On fucking Jupiter.

Fictional characters aren’t interesting in and of themselves. What makes them interesting is what’s on the page. Or stage, or screen, or whatever. If you want an audience to find the characters you’re portraying interesting, you have to put what’s interesting about them into your portrayal.

kay, Surbrook Press will continue to create HERO System products in 2026. Most of this will be PDF only. I am unsure of POD. Right now, I am considering the following:

Have you signed up to be notified on launch yet? Why not?!?! Going live early February! #Shadowdark #TTRPG #RPG #OSR #Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/jer...

The Tomb of Minor Annoyances

I am going to sell off the bulk of my coins and banknotes. If you are interested in such things, please contact me. I have a lot of silver coins (including a Canadian Superman coin) with all sorts of designs on them. Banknotes from around the world, and even prop and art currency.

see you shiver with antici-

Who‘s Next

My Well of the Worlds campaign setting is coming to crowdfunding. Find out more here: play.mobiusworldspublishing.com

Happy Birthday Roy Batty!

Soooo... I made a mistake last session. I want everyone to know that it's eternal night, you hear spooky music, and the whole area kinda smells like butts and dead people. There, fixed it.

Me watching The Prestige - so… they’re using a Star Trek replicator? A friend - well, Tesla made it for them. Me - oh, that’s okay then.

I recently completed the revised 2021 version of Myst and am reminded I own this; which is possibly one of the most expensive pop-culture tie-ins I my possession.

I posted a not fun update to my GoFundMe. I fell and broke my back. I'm almost certainly paralyzed for life. I'll start a new GoFundMe when I know more what my life will look like in the future, but until then donations will help with lost income and my mom to pay for gas and VERY expensive parking.

* gets out new steam cleaner for floors. * adds distilled water. * starts cleaning. * wonders why performance is shit. * slowly dawns on him that he forgot to put the scrubber pads on. * long suffering sigh. * 2nd attempt goes MUCH better.

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, told Bob Cratchit, 'They mostly come at night. Mostly.'

Hey, it's Christmas Eve, how would you like to help a trans mom who is about to be thrown out of her home and separated from her child, with no savings, resources, or employment opportunities? (I also still need at least $150 for my dental work before the end of the year) ko-fi.com/bekkaskunk

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, said unto Scrooge: Lo, There do I see my Father Lo. There do I see my Mother and My Brothers and my Sisters. Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Lo, They do call to me.

Merry Christmas Frohe Weihnachten Joyeux Noël Feliz Navidad З Різдвом Христовим Buon Natale God jul Gleðileg jól メリークリスマス क्रिसमस की बधाई Krismasi Njema Jabulela Ukhisimusi

24-DEC-1968 Apollo 8 Earthrise

Ratatouille 2 tournament arc

Me: Don't tell me he's hiding in the fucking body. Corpse Rises Up Me: Holy shit. Me: That's one way to sneak into the enemy base.

It's been some time since my last presentation of new books, so here are the recent additions to the Professor Library: Pandemic -- found for around $6.00 at the thrift store.

I am the Sleigh-rider. I'm an eggnog-injected present-wrapping machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

My name is Max. My world is tinsel and wrapping paper. Once, I was a cashier. A mall warrior searching for a righteous sale. As Black Friday fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.

The Winter Captain: Four days I was up here. Just me and the snakes, playing mah-jong, taking tea, watching, thinking: how was I going to get in and get the presents? Day and night they’re wrapping. Ribbon and bows to burn. They've got the lot: tinsel, lights, you name it.

The amazing thing about a Muppet Christmas Carol is you get to see the Witch King of Angmar in one of his first acting roles.

Attention my soldiers in the War on Christmas: Do not become addicted to presents, pine scent, and tinsel; they will take hold of you and you will resent their absence.

@gamerstavernshow.com -- I had to look the title up in my spreadsheet, hence the teaser post and then the name of the book.

Years and years ago, I was invited to a Minecraft creative server. I have built all sorts of stuff since then. I find it soothing and a way to destress (I also often come up with project and campaign ideas while building).

A new edition of Toon: The Cartoon Roleplaying Game is coming to BackerKit! In this hilarious RPG, you'll become any human, creature, or inanimate object you can think of . . . or make up. Characters will fall down – but they'll never die. Sign up for project notifications today! bit.ly/toon2ebk