Good news! The award-winning Savage Worlds setting Accursed has been updated to the latest SWADE rules and is back in print! Accursed, The World of Morden, and Ill Omens are now available now in PDF and POD formats, from Harmless Forest Creature Games! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

You know that thing where your spouse is mad at you because of something you did in a dream they had? Modern conservatism is basically that.

So it turns out there was never a homicidal rabbit. It was all just a metaphor for GenX alienation, depression, and the daily trauma of modern life; a hollow scream of rage at our helplessness against a world that is constantly spiraling towards chaos. Kidding! It is about a homicidal rabbit.

To: God CC: Bluesky Subject: Just... <waves hands vaguely> everything bruh what the fuck Kind regards.

Moon Ruins, the latest Prowlers & Paragons Ultimate Edition book from Harmless Forest Creature Games, is now available! Few people realize that the moon is practically littered with ruins. Explore 7 amazing ruins in this book of superhero adventures! Now available on DriveThruRPG!

Claustrophobia is so stupid. Just let Santa get married!

My wife: What do you want for Christmas? Me: I want DJT to stroke out in front of 1000s of his followers, Stephen Miller dragged screaming out of the White House and horsewhipped, and Hegseth brought before the Hague for war crimes. My wife: I meant, like, something from Target. Me: Ooh, a juicer!

Introducing Enemies Unleashed, the newest book of villains for Prowlers & Paragons Ultimate Edition, from Harmless Forest Creature Games! * 17 new supervillains created by some of the best writers in the industry! * Wildstone Bay, a prison designed to hold even the most powerful supervillains!

Happy Wondering If That Person Wished Me a Merry Christmas As a Genuine Greeting or Are They Trying to Passive-Aggressively Make a Point? Season, everyone!

I'mma post "Wow, that's really problematic" under everyone's Top Ten Movies/Shows/Albums of the Year list, and then when they ask what I mean I'll say "It's not my job to educate you."

OK someone's gotta say it... "WAAAAGH" is pronounced "wah," as though an angry Cockney hooligan is saying "war". It's just "war" without the "r" at the end. It is NOT "wag" or "wog" and fuck you very much if you pronounce it this way. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This year, I'm thankful that Pete Hegseth and Jeanine Pirro make my day drinking seem mild in comparison.

Say what you want about Donald Trump but at least he drives slowly through school zones.

Did you know that right now every single person in the world is the same age??? This is a special day that only happens once every 863 years. The Chinese call it a Money Year! Just take your age plus your year of birth, and they add up to 2025! I was born in 1970 and I'm 55 years old. 1970+55=2025

David Pumpkins is a cosmic entity, akin to Nyarlathotep, sent to this puny world to bring chaos and horror. No one can truly say who--or what--he is, nor where he comes from, nor what his ultimate goals are. All anyone knows for certain is, he's going to scare the hell out of you. Any questions?

So much of right wing ideology boils down to "If you ignore that I'm not right, I'm basically right"

Check out this FREE setting/worldbook primer, available now on DriveThruRPG! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Me: It's OK to realize "I do not feel loved here," and leave a place. Judge: You can't leave. This is your trial.

You know that thing where your spouse is mad at you because of something you did in a dream they had? MAGA is basically that.

I want to live my life in such a way that I never have to clarify my stance on Hitler.

Some days, I wish I didn't have ethics. I'd say something stupid and racist, then complain online about "cancel culture" or "DEI" or whatever the latest buzzword is, then open up a gofundme account and just watch the money roll in.

Talking with @t-ebil-bunneh.bsky.social tonight! About his new Prowlers and Paragons (awesome #superhero #ttrpg) supplements. Link in comments. Disturbing bunneh gif below. @jacobblackmon.bsky.social cohosts!

There's way too many content creators out there. What we need are more content destroyers.

#FJF #FilthyJokeFriday Mrs. McKenna, a teacher in Aberdeen, was teaching her students about the pandemic of 2020. She asked them, “Can anyone use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence?” Aislinn raised her hand. “Da went out to mow the lawn, and mum said it would take that cunt ages to finish.”

Hey friendos. I know the world is shit right now, but I hope that the nonsense I post makes you smile and forget your troubles for a moment. bunneh loves you all! <3

Happy July 4th, AKA White People's Freedom from Fancier White People Day!

Shadows of Nocturne, now available on DriveThruRPG! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... It features 72 new menaces which threaten the dark, haunted city of Nocturne, including plot seeds for all of them!

#FJF #FilthyJokeFriday

America was such a bitch on Thursday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Friday? I don't think so, ho.

Now available for Prowlers & Paragons Ultimate Edition on DriveThruRPG - Galveston Ultramax Prison! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Say what you want about Lauren Boebert, but at least she'll never default on a college loan.

I like my coffee like I like my fellow man: I do not like coffee.

So you don't like it when I talk about ghosts having sex with owls? Well, boo-fucking-hoo.

OK but nobody really needs ChatGPT. Just ask me anything and bunneh will happily generate confident sounding nonsense... at a fraction of the resource consumption! Hell, half the time, I don't even remember to drink water.

Sex with bunneh is like a carnival ride. First you hand your ticket to a toothless carney, then there's a lot of screaming, and the whole thing is over in about 3 minutes.

If had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you.

#FJF #FilthyJokeFriday A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my life and tearing my family apart."

Every morning the headlines are "Stupid guy does stupid shit" and I've stopped being surprised by it. Alcatraz? That tracks. Movie tariffs? On-brand. Tomorrow he's probably going to sign an EO saying it's illegal for cargo ships to NOT dock in American ports anymore, or something equally stupid. 🧵

I guess today is May the 4th, so live long and prosper or whatever. Nerds.

Fitness goal: Get my resting heart rate as low as possible. Zero would be ideal.

When it comes to lowering the bar, 45's administration really raises the bar.

American Christianity™️ is not a religion but a lifestyle brand. Once we accept that it makes things clear. Arguments based on theology or scripture don’t faze these people because they don’t know and don’t care to learn. They don’t read the Bible, or they read only a handful of curated verses. (1/2)

I got Kid Rock as our next SecDef.

If we see black smoke coming out of the White House chimney, it either means we have a new Defense Secretary, or 45 is burning more evidence.

Reasons my orange cat is maga: 1. Really dumb 2. Loud 3. Attacks me, unprovoked 4. Does not understand tariffs Reasons my cat isn't maga: 1. Sweet-natured and friendly with everyone 2. Apologizes after he attacks me 3. Loves our other cat even though she's a different color

It's not all bad news, you know. At least now we can dust off our old Yakov Smirnoff records and they'll be funny again! ...No, wait

As payment for housing Trump's human trafficking victims, I suspect Don Jr is getting a shitload of cocaine out of El Salvador.

Way too many bros out there thinking they're Aragorn when they're barely a Wormtongue.

“Overwhelmingly dry, mild, boring and occasionally windy.” Damn. The weatherman didn't have to come at me like that.

tonight! Talking 90s superhero cartoons with #TTRPG developers @jacobblackmon.bsky.social @t-ebil-bunneh.bsky.social Alex Thomas (M&M Dev) and Len Pimental (Prowlers and Paragons dev) - it'll be fun. In about 2 hours. What else are you doing? www.youtube.com/watch?v=agw-...