I haven't slept well in 2 days! Im not having a good time right now 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Happy 🍑 day!

6'6 at a concert?? sit your ass DOWN

Happy Hump day! (My large supple cheeks wouldn't fit in the picture 😔)

Time to cook i guess

Do we still use this? (For nudes) Add meeeeee User name is: Satyrling

Anyone above 5'11 is just doing it for attention

My neighbors kids got home from school and are slamming every door so hard its rattling the building. I'm already to overstimulated today for this im gonna have an aneurism 😵‍💫

Two surgeries later and ive finally been able to go to the gym a little consistently 🤓

Can’t sleep cause I’m waiting to hear if ***** **** 🎉

Let’s see this face cards, babes 😍 🐶

The nip slip is for good luck 🍀

After a month of surgeries I finally bottomed again. I can feel my gay powers returning

Started playing the Final Fantasy 7 Remake. SPOILERS KINDA IDK…. I’ve never played the original but knowing ****** **** is legitimately making me upset. I’m gonna fkn cry so hard I can FEEL it.

I need Arizona Brandy to be on tv 24/7

Drag Race Philippines: Slaysian Royale is really top tier drag race.

Oops! dropped a 25lb weight on my foot at the gym. 🤪

I’m officially kidney stone free for the first time in probably 8 years. I’m so excited to finally be able to experience the world while not in pain 🥲

On a medication that gives me many unannounced boners that I’m also unable to use 😵‍💫

These antibiotics are destroying my stomach rn 🤢

Just finishing up at the ER. I have never felt worse pain in my entire life.

I’m almost positive I’m currently passing a kidney stone. I’ve got a stent in with medication to help but fuuuuuuuuck im in so much pain.

Post surgery I’ve done something I haven’t done since I was a child. Which is crying because of how much pain I’m in. It’s been very overwhelming tbh and im getting little to no sleep. I am very thankful to have my boys here to help take care of me while I’m dealing with all this tho 🥹

If anyone has ever thought about getting kidney stones I think you should reconsider. And if you decide to also have surgery to get rid of them you should also reconsider. 🫠🥲🫠🥲

Surgery #1 done! I’m in so much pain. 🤩

I just realized that, because of my surgeries, I won’t be able to c*m for like 3 weeks 😭

Scheduled my 2nd and 3rd (final) surgery today. So excited for this to be done but I’m also a big baby and hate a painful recovery 😭

Finally back at the gym after a month off from the move. I also did an hour of cardio (walked my dogs) Im feeling a little more settled in now 🤓

We have been reunited and have called off all search parties. I found him laying on the grass next to the path I walk my dogs on! 😍🥰

I lost the Snorlax pop socket I have had on my phone for YEARS! I’m distraught

About a week ago our puppy ate some chocolate that a child dropped on the ground. We got a bit of hydrogen peroxide in him and had a text book perfect single vomit with the chocolate he ate come out. He was perfectly fine afterwards but I was STRESSING. I’m so glad we were quick with it.

I’ve now seen Kesha in concert 6 times. Each time I’ve loved it but this most recent show was, without a doubt, the best. She clearly put so much effort into it. The story she is telling is incredibly clear. I have been a Kesha fan since day 1 and I’ll be a Kesha fan until the day I die 🥹

New bathroom counter top makes me feel like a giant! (I am 5’8)

It was Toasts first birthday just a few days ago! Everyone say happy birthday and that he’s a very very good dog. 🎉 🎂

Made it to Washington 🥲 Last leg was a 15 hour drive but it’s done and we are officially here

13 hours later we are officially out of Texas. 🙃

Now that I don’t live in Texas I have to admit something… Brisket is gross. It’s like eating soft burnt wood chips. Not a fan

Leaving Texas! It’s been a very very stressful few days but we are on our way to Washington. 🤩🤩🤩

Finally got the approval for our new place in Washington. Ngl I was getting real stressed about it 😅

Oh it’s humpday?? I guess I will post my favorite 🍑 pic!

here he comes

Moving across the country is so much work. I am grateful to have the means to do it now but Jesus Christ everything is so insanely expensive. 🥲

Blocking people who have a decent or better following but only follow like 3 people back. 🤮

Two weeks out from our move to Washington and we still don’t have a place picked out 🙃😅🙃😅🙃😅

Mowing the lawn in 90 degree heat 🥲👍🏻

A stressful morning with a sick dog has turned into a stressful afternoon but not for any additional reason and I’m not happy about it 😖

Happy Friday!

“I don’t trust sorcery” - Nicole Paige Brooks

Started an honor mode run in bg3. Used 2 mods: mod 1 lets me skip the ship cause it’s boring Mod 2 more encounters Lost the run in 1 minute and 19 seconds, I didn’t realize mod 1 would let me leave without companions and mod 2 had me starting a fight right after the ship 🥲

It’s actually never cute to take a picture on a toilet.