I have to take my contacts out. Guys in scared

Touched my eye after shopping up jalapenos LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT

Leg day and a 3 mile run 🫪

How do I get a job where all I do is go to peoples homes and play with their dogs?? Id be so fucking good at it.

Just started crying thinking about how one day I'm not gonna be able to take little Toast out on runs or long walks anymore. He's not even 2 years old I have no reason to be making myself cry 😭

I wasn't going to do a longer run today but there were a bunch of people where I'd turn and I didn't want to deal with it and the only other option was to keep going. My socially awkward ass got me good this time 😩

Enjoying a nice breeze after shaving my b*lls today

4 hours of sleep but I did end up making it to the gym and still running 3.5 miles. Now I can relax for the rest of my Saturday 😊

If I see a bowl of spaghetti I'm absolutely going to fuck it up

My shins keep getting sore from running. I'm sure I don't have the best form or I need new shoes but I'd rather it just stop without my having to do anything ya know?

Another 3.5 mile run. I was really feeling how warm Seattle was today 🌞🫠

Finished my 3rd 5k this week. 7 days of running plus 6 days of lifting. Too bad I can't get my diet under control or I'd be unstoppable.

For a long time I've told people I'm 5'8 but last month I measured myself at 5'7 🫡

Uuuuuuh forgot that Wednesday is the day we post ass 😞

Double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon

Today Toast and I ran out first 5k. It was slow but I'm very proud of little Toast for handling it so well 🥹

A little adventure with me and Toast! 🍞

My little dog has so much energy that I've taken up running to help him burn it off and today he REFUSED to run with me 😭 What a little butthole.

Finished a 3 mile run since Seattle is having such great weather right now 🌞

I have a very RATIONAL fear of stingrays, I was stung by one and experienced some of the worst pain of my life and now stingrays are nasty gross little freaks that I hate

Ever since my spetoplasty I have been both rewarded and cursed with not being able to smell very well anymore 😔😪

The thing that has made me feel like I'm in my 30s the most is that I finally purchased a rice cooker and have been so incredibly excited to use it 😩

Making homemade chili cheese dogs for our 420 dinner as is tradition.

If you're gonna smoke today make sure to do it in a godly way

4/20 was my dead dad's birthday. I hope all you stoners are thinking about that while defiling this day. 🍀💨🥬

Stay strong, boys 💪🏻

Should we play a game or sumthin?

In just 4 months I'll have a new bathroom to take pictures in 😞

Shoulder Day

I give you this look on hump day, wyd? 😏

Back in t’other gym on the Wirral today, just to maintain momentum during my Easter break with The Boys!

Let’s get ready for the day! 🚿

It’s #humpday my dudes. I need more of these Calvins. They so comfy

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How’s this angle for hump day?

Sure why not

Happy hump day!

Happy humpday sluts

My 5'7 170lb body leg pressed 375 today and I'm pretty proud of that.

Trying to get through the day while our president threatens crimes against humanity 😬😬

Is there an app or website that would help me figure out macros and help me track them? I'm not sure exactly where to start.

This is Brandy. She practices self-care by dissociating in the bathtub. 13/10 honestly no notes (TT: monkeyshinekennel)

Cardio for Jesus

I've been running a little over 2 miles every day on top of the gym just to play pokemon go 😩

I never thought being able to read would be a reason I could flex on so many people 😔

Shoulder Day

I cook a homemade breakfast and dinner every day for me and the boys™️ I'm meant to be a house husband. Imagine everything I could do if I didn't have to work 😔

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs 😩