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They should make it so you can get out of prison early if you can solve a series of puzzles.

Never tell me “I’m just being honest”. It’s my default assumption that you’re being honest. Let me know if you’re lying.

My most 12 year old opinion is traffic would not exist if everyone just agreed to drive faster.

There is a national conspiracy that has been going on for decades to fabricate the existence of Iwona B Horyn, for some unknown nefarious purpose. She’s not real. The more evidence you show me of her existence, that’s just more proof of how deep this cover-up goes.

All the resources and top scientific minds have spent the last 5 years desperately trying to build AM but all they can come up with is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself.

Bubbles from Trailerpark Boys voice: John W. Cre-e-easy!

I’m not worried, even if it’s a meme format I don’t like. I got this:

I think it’s highly problematic that “The Chair Company” is encouraging young impressionable viewers to engage in retail development.

It’s always so embarrassing when you make a joke and someone responds by saying “well played”.

They’re making Bluesky replies over on threads now, this place is cooked.

Europe is never gonna take climate change seriously until they switch to Fahrenheit.

Congress made it illegal for weed products to have low levels of THC? Finally some good news.

They make it WAY too complicated to figure out it how to file a declaration of intent to run to be the Mayor of Los Angeles

Within each person is a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator and a Borat impersonator, locked in an eternal struggle over how to talk about their wife.

(Me giving my child self esteem issues) “Don’t smile with your mouth open honey, it makes you look like Mr Beast”

Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.

That’s right I followed you so I could reply to your post and then immediately unfollowed you, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

I hope AI keeps brain rotting republican political campaigns into defeat.

They’re gonna need to make a New New Norm now.

Death Grips dead, Dick Cheney elected, and new Mamdani album announced all in the span of 24 hrs??? 🔥

Looking at an election results map even though I only understand NYC through The Warriors: “What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”

Wrote in “Zohran Mamdani” for the CA prop 50 vote 🙏

I hope every luxury apartment in NYC that is vacated by a rich person fleeing Mamdani is reclaimed by the natural forces of the city and becomes a ska-core squat.

BREAKING NOW: Posthumous Andrew Cuomo endorsement by the lost prophets guy recorded on a prison iPhone just before his death.

Cuomo is gonna get a last-minute endorsement from Andrew Tate that will really turn this race around.

I would never follow an account without liking one of their posts first so they know how they got me. I would never do that to someone.

If you have a neat and well organized desktop I’m gonna assume you’re a serial killer or something I’m sorry who’s got fucking time for that shit.

Appreciate this coverage but it is hard to explain to people not in the Chicago area that THESE ARE NOT PROTESTS. This is people coming out of their homes, doing anything in their power to try to stop their neighbors from being kidnapped. It is coming for your city next, please be prepared.

People in LA are always talking about Go (1999) directed by Doug Liman, starring Sarah Polley, Timothy Olyphant, and Katie Holmes, but how about Go (1999) directed by Doug Liman, starring Sarah Polley, Timothy Olyphant, and Katie Holmes to the polls?

For those of you who are ascended beings of pure light and energy, what is your advice for people just starting to suspect the universe is internally constructed within the mind?

The letter J has no business being that high up in the alphabet and we all know it.

Wtf, Adolf Hitler has desecrated OUR Reichstag! This is sickening! HES FINALLY GONE TOO FAR!!!

They should put Elon Musk in charge of building the new White House.

Palestine 🇵🇸 in one Photo.

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

A civil war where only one side is killing people is still a civil war.

It would probably be pretty easy for some construction workers to convince Trump there is some kind of Oak Island-esque treasure buried under the White House, if anyone can get this in the ear of the right contractor.

There should be no patriotic signifier that should bring you comfort anymore. Your babytalk language of nationalist semiotics should make you sick. it builds character to be disgusted by your disgusting country. Maybe now you'll learn to speak in more than just reactionary fetishism and idolatry.

“We formally accuse the Israeli army of stealing organs from the martyrs.” Dr. Ismail Al-Thawabta, head of the Office, says Israel returned 120 mutilated bodies #ZionismIsEvil youtube.com/shorts/u-9oH...

Working on a new unified theory I’m calling “everyone is 23” “I hate you because you disagreed with my take about pizza!” Of course you do you’re 23. “I believe human traffickers leave cash on the ground laced with drugs that will absorb through your skin if you touch it.” Hell yeah you’re 23

Bava, Fulci and Argento should share a holiday, ala Presidents’ Day.

Enjoy this video of two ice officers who can’t even catch a protester in a light jog.

Are you stopping them? Doesn’t look like it. Analysis is 100% right but it’s important not to blow smoke when your citizens are getting brutalized. Maybe all the people saying the governor has no legit way of actually stopping them are correct! But if you can’t, then don’t claim you are.

The 2028 democratic frontrunner is whoever is the first person to advocate for violating the supremacy clause against ICE.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

"why don't the police arrest ICE?" same reason the SS didn't arrest the gestapo, dumbass

Since nobody wants to be on Bluesky anymore, someone should recreate the proto-microblog, boxedthoughts.