The 2028 democratic frontrunner is whoever is the first person to advocate for violating the supremacy clause against ICE.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

"why don't the police arrest ICE?" same reason the SS didn't arrest the gestapo, dumbass

Since nobody wants to be on Bluesky anymore, someone should recreate the proto-microblog, boxedthoughts.

Bottled water brand marketed to stoners: It’s BONG water! It’s water that came out of your BONG!!!! (Not really though it’s mountain spring water)

They went to lick the boot and got kicked in the face.

Government buttdown. Has anybody said this yet?

If the government is shut down why doesn’t the helicopter that circles over my apartment every night take a fucking break.

Yeah I’m family oriented: oriented to the Eremobatidae family of arachnids which encompasses the species of camel spiders that are endemic to North America.

the sumud org released this a minute ago

Waging war on American cities is the cops’ turf, what is he doing.

From now on all US presidents should just be ceremonially named Brandon once they take office, like a pope name.

But Mike Tyson, my plan WAS getting punched in the face!

By declaring an ongoing pandemic "over" & forcing the country to accept mass death, by sponsoring & praising a barbaric ethnic cleansing campaign in occupied Palestine, and by normalizing trump's attempted coup & accepting an illegitimate SCOTUS, the Biden admin cemented facist federal government.

I’ve lived too long I don’t know who fucking any of my Facebook friends are.

Oh man someone on this Threads post misidentified a cork-lid spider as a funnel-web spider. They are rightfully being ripped to shreds about it.

This is my new favorite opinion: flat earth apathy.

👀👀👀

Anarchists can have a little bit of authoritarian communism, as a treat.

You know if Trump wants to actually be helpful he should tell those old boys on Oak Island what’s going on there

Technology could be giving us whiskey that you can smoke but instead they’re using all the technology to try to get a chatbot to write Zoolander 3.

People would be like "the FDA should start inspecting milk again" and the Dems will be like "woah there, hold on, that's a big change from its current tasks, do you even know how many people it would have to hire? It's budget would skyrocket."

the real test for free speech was not jimmy kimmel, it was college protests against palestinian genocide

Trader Joe’s replacing the chicken samosas with pumpkin spice samosas is not just an attack on Indian cuisine, it’s a perversion of the very concept of autumn. These people hate you and want you to hate yourself and hate life.

Fucking stupid that Kimmel is getting all this public support instead of the actual guy.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I’m hereby designating the Clean Plate Club as a terrorist organization.

Demon Slayer wants to make it as difficult as possible to figure out where you left off if you stop watching for a minute and come back a year or so later.

Downing an entire bottle of Tylenol so I can be more like my hero Nathan Fielder

Oh god they’re planning another one of those “no kinks day” protests.

If democrats were really about that life then by now they would’ve created a Midwest Imperative where they try to get liberals to migrate to Ohio and Michigan to sway the electoral map.

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

sharing for Indonesian anarchists:

Can’t believe IBM fired Jimmy Buffet from the Goodnight Programme for saying Luigi Mangione was cisgendered.

I hope whoever ends up murdering me isn’t very attractive.

The “three Rs” of education are Reading Writing, and Spelling.

Me: “Knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a… BONG!” Everyone in the olden times that I’ve time-traveled back to: “WHOOOAAAA!!!! 🤯”

Went from "cops covered this up" to "cops did this" in an instant

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score This a masterpiece of intentional stupidity. Tonally it’s Evil Dead 2 meets Keenan & Kel. A crime that it’s not a revered cult classic.

“Charlie Kirk, or Jumbo Gumbo as he liked to be called…”

If you think the right is mad about Charlie Kirk just wait until Arby’s slightly changes their logo or something.

Saturn Turning His Son In to the FBI

I can’t quite put it into words yet, but something is happening, a kind of global singularity—a fusion of tech/media/news/government/employment which allows the global elite to push single agendas: “You WILL care about Charlie Kirk. You will NOT care about Palestine. You WILL fear cancel culture.”

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

At least here on bsky Obama has not to date expressed any form of prayer or thought re his recently actually politically murdered & attempted politically murdered fellow party members in Minnesota but he has time & thoughtfulness to cry one out for Charlie fuckin Kirk

Writing an Idiocracy-style screenplay about how in the future everyone is rich because only rich people can afford to have kids.

😟 “what’s wrong?” 😢 “my mom passed” 😟 “oh no, gas?”