GoT omitted the scene where Ned Tells Arya that she reminds him of Lyanna and that she looks like her, and didn’t get anything close to the smoke Dunk&Egg got for omitting the “Night who remembers his vows” line, and cutting Lady Stoneheart didn’t get half the smoke that HotD cutting Nettles did.

Why are people telling Graham Platner to drop out, he just stole the entire GOP electorate out from underneath Susan Collins!

If you were gonna do the clockwork orange procedure on Kash Patel, you wouldn’t have to put shit on his face.

Left to their own devices, HBO would’ve called the other TV show “Game of the Throne”

“You should know that before your lord husband died, he said: whatever” (Through tears) “Okay like, whatever, man!”

Within each person is a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator and a Borat impersonator, locked in an eternal struggle over how to talk about their wife.

How come there’s one guy in the Riverlands just named “Utherydes Wayn” What kind of a name is Utherydes for an Andal? That dude is from Mantarys or Carcosa or some freaky place like that.

Elected democrats believe with all their hearts that elected republicans are their friends, republican voters are real americans, and democratic voters are worse than scum

The metric system is superior in most cases but Europe should really adopt Fahrenheit for weather because it’s really great for driving home the severity of a hot ass day. “Be careful its gonna be 37 degrees!” just doesn’t cut it. It’s gonna be a goddamn HUNDRED!

Another embarrassing AI blunder

People criticizing End It’s banana man incident by equating their defenders to someone saying “She asked for it by dressing like that” are cursed forever and they will die in a mosh pit or crowd crush.

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Every video game streamer would be 100% more watchable if they’d just shut the fuck up.

Judge O’Connor stated from the bench that he is giving maximum sentences to the Prairieland sentences because “the state wants to send a message to anyone who shares a similar ideology.”

all my neighbors are really happy all of a sudden

Photo of me listening to the new Sleep single and reading the news about Matt Pike

“You’re a killjoy” Okay, well your joy was boring!

i basically only say things that are true, good, and perfect

Me after I’ve time traveled twenty years into the past and I’m talking about the 2026 movie The Drama: “You wouldn’t be able to make that movie nowadays, because everyone’s so sensitive!”

George Lucas writing Fight Club: “And on the airplane, the narrator meets a man named Tyler Split-Personalicus”

Just snapped both of my pinkie toes clean off trying to step into boxer briefs while my feet were wet.

I got beat up because I tried to wear a banana costume to go see Scary Movie 6 😔

Columbo episode where a member of Angine de Poitrine (Mrs Columbo is their biggest fan) commits a murder by having his accomplice take his place in costume during a show to create an alibi. Half of the episode is them showing Columbo how the loop pedal works and explaining microtonal composition.

Freedom 250? Shit what are Ricky Julian and Bubbles getting up to this time?

A good way to make sure you always have hot sauce on hand is to keep one bottle that you don’t like very much.

If want me to report a software crash, you gotta lead with how much you’re offering to pay me.

James Bond’s full name is Jimmy James Bond

two episodes in a row the funniest line is from Krusty:

LA politics are such a shitshow everyone is ignoring the one person in the race with decent politics because they think the zionist isn’t going to end up like another Karen Bass

Fascism is the ocean i will drown in but liberalism is the cinderblock chained to my leg.

when in doubt just vote against whoever you see the most ads for

I live in the tri-state area (California, Nevada, and Idaho)

Sweating the fuck outta this text banking volunteer and I don’t even live in the city where this election is taking place.

My instagram algorithm has recently started showing me a lot of clips from the movie Norbit

The best thing about A Thousand Clowns (1965) is that Murray is apparently the only comedy writer in New York City and everyone is like “I know you hate my guts but please please write for my TV show 🙏🥺”

The only reason TV Party by Black Flag comes across as a satirical song is because TV fucking sucked back then.

Challenge: Spell Matthew Mcconneighheigh’s name without looking it up

Don’t tell me how to fucking feel, biblically accurate angel!

Slipknot was the best nu metal band because they had the most drummers. There’s actually no point at which adding more drummers to your band will stop improving it. It’s crazy that more bands don’t take advantage of this.

The “America shaped cruise ship” guy just flat out ignoring my DM, smh.

Desperately trying to myself ready for ascension but a little confused about what specifically I am supposed to do.

The democratic party is secretly paying influencers to say they like bam margera

Man thank god for oceans, otherwise there’d be no way to get back from space.

The US and Israel agreeing to a ceasefire:

Artemis II astronaut looking out the window and seeing a Salt & Straw on the moon: “Aw man, that spot used to be like, just two footprints next to a little American flag. This place has changed”

I hate the term “bisexual” It’s like, what are you? Are you twice a sex or are you every two sexes??? It matters which one is true! People should be able to tell!

If animals had the means, they would do war even worse than how we are doing it don’t act like these little guys are so innocent

With all the money they spend on war, they could make Rocket League real.

look, sometimes when people say they hate “cops”, they mean “women”.