Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."

Bears‼️

What did humankind do to deserve Nathan Fielder’s hit series ‘Nathan For You’ 💛

Iran popping off rn 👑!!!

My 2026 new years resolution is to be a little smoother with it

I don't wanna die alone right now, but I admit I do sometimes These drugs are callin' me, do one more line, don't fall asleep

Ask ur mom

Who among us will celebrate Christmas aright? Whoever finally lays down all power, allI honor, all reputation, all vanity, all arrogance, all individualism beside the manger; whoever remains lowly and lets God alone be high; whoever looks at the child

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Go Bears

Christmas Movie 🎄

Bottle service tonight 😎🍾🍷🍝

I sold my childhood Wii for $30 Double A batteriesss I’m too young for nostalgia Miss watching dragon ball Z Playin all the Zeldas Spamming Kirby’s down B I’m too young for nostalgia

Christ, by highest heaven adored, Christ, the everlasting Lord, late in time behold him come, offspring of the virgin's womb: veiled in flesh the Godhead see; hail th'incarnate Deity, pleased with us in flesh to dwell, Jesus, our Immanuel

Feels incredible to have followed through on this

“No OnE cArEs AbOuT yOuR sPoTiFy WrApPeD” “nOrMaLiZe NoT sHaRiNg yOuR aPpLe RePlAy” TEXT ME YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPED SEND ME YOUR APPLE REPLAY I WOULD FUCKING LOVE TO SEE IT I LOVE KNOWING AND BEING KNOW BY MY FRIENDS IT’S FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE FUN SEND ME THAT SHIT I LOVE IT HELL YEAH

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who were allowed to have BOTH little debbie snacks in the package as kids, and those who could only have 1

Ngl opening a live music set with “we are fucking drug church” is hard as hell lol

Some days.. you just need to come home and crack 2 cold ones 😮‍💨😪

It is what it is, you must accept it while you can, though I could've played, I could've balled just like my dad, but, huh I just couldn't learn to pass, though, this bitch, goddamn Man, y'all couldn't hold a candle, for real

THE MCDOUBLE IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!

Our father Who art in heaven Baja be thy blast 😔🙏

Slightly bruised and broken from our head on collision 🔊

i love this shit lol 🥗

O God, our true life, to serve you is freedom, and to know you is unending joy. Abide with us, reign in us, and make this world into a fit habitation for your divine majesty, through Jesus Christ, our Savior and Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forever. Amen.

the woke left? Without saying goodbye??

The most embarrassing thing my parents would do when I was younger was tell people I listened to “Norwegian death metal,” when everyone knows that SWEDEN makes the death metal and Norwegians make BLACK METAL. I still get embarrassed thinking about it.

Bowing and saying domo arigato as I leave with my takeout from the local mexican restaurant

Me singing 🎤 “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost!!” 🤪 🎶 knowing damn well i am 😔

“Defund ICE!!….” (& fund a real life Ghostbusters department plz) 👻 🎃

If there’s one thing i love, it’s physical media. I’m gonna start a thread of some amazing physical media thrift finds right here on bluesky dot com . I’m gonna make this a thing b/c i haven’t seen anyone doing it somehow?? Feel free to join me #physicalmedia #filmtok #trendstarter #salò

Duluth is a pepsi town. hell yeah

It’s crazy how much better diner breakfasts are than breakfast restaurants. The newer age looking the breakfast place the fucking worse it is too

Sometimes it’s unfathomable how moving wayne’s final verse on Let It All Work Out is… 🙇‍♂️

[Leading Children’s Chapel] Me: Hmm, what song should we sing next *flipping through my binder of worship songs* Preschool girl: Do you have ‘Life is a Highway?’

🍂🫡🍎 live for texts like these @scottnitchie.bsky.social ❤️

what do you mean ice is in the city and my company's Chicago office is posting about "decorate your own caramel apples in the cafe at noon tomorrow" in the work chat

i knew my brain was fully developed when i could spell exercise without using autocorrect

I'm sure we're taller in another dimension

✈️ 💫 🎁 Happy Jetsmas ✈️ 💫 🎁 @abbyfos.bsky.social 🏒 @alfranc10.bsky.social 🏒 @drewedstrom.bsky.social 🏒

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The worst part about being a pastor is not being able to relate to the song that goes “i’m easy like Sunday morning”

There are 2 kinds of people. Those who chant “refs you suck” and those who don’t