In the original caption, the AP insinuated that I'd been arrested while peacefully observing the protests with other faith leaders at the ICE facility in Broadview on Friday. While I'm grateful they've since clarified, I'd like to offer the following alternative caption: apnews.com/article/chic...

Honestly if the rapture happens for Evangelicals tomorrow it makes our work a LOT easier. My only hope is that I’ve moved my parents *just* enough for them to stay.

You are not going to out "tough on crime" fascist Republicans. Because they don't actually care about *crime* - they care about racism and power.

Just wild to me that the generation who benefited most from the most socialist moments in this country (the new deal, labor union solidarity and post war industry) are so opposed to it.

My toxic trait is that I think I am the only person alive who still trolls the crowdfunding site who fundraised money for Kyle Rittenhouse. You are not safe from me GiveSendGo, I am a legendary hater.

This is the energy for real. Fuck a fascist.

Between people believing their nostalgic memory is God (Mandela Effect) and AI aggregating history incorrectly we must cling to the dirt in fingernails work of remembering rightly through hard work, with citations and clarity.

I think it's because I'm older now and also lived through 9/11 in this country but I just find USian Islamophobia extremely pathetic and I think that the Islamophobes are losers, lol. But I imagine younger Muslims are definitely fed up with this current virulent manifestation.

Carmy visiting a Frank Lloyd Wright house to clear his head. Fuck me I’ve never felt so seen by a piece of art. #thebear

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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

Natasha Lyonne moves and looks like a sexy muppet whose dad put a pack of heaters and a lighter in her crib (complimentary).

Ep. 12 of The Pitt is hall of fame episodes ever made. It’s like crack to me. I’ve rewatched multiple times

😂😂😂

As politicians inevitably begin to turn on Trumpism as its failures mount, remember that the racism and cruelty was never their turning point. And don’t ever let them forget it.

[Slot machine jackpot noises]

I changed chrome from my default browser to the DuckDuckGo one. The AI overview just flat out gave the wrong answer for the 1972 Oscar winner…it’s not the biggest thing I know but it’s illustrative of how wrong LLMs are and how we will be fed the wrong facts if we depend on them. Kill AI bullshit

A bunch of MLM moms are going to discover the term “manifest destiny” and be like “omg girlies we are totally manifesting our destiny to the voting booths today!”

😂😂 a perfect summation. These goobers used to tell jokes at rodeo last and tractor pulls once they were washed but now they can make a bag online being maga

There’s a cameo in Friendship that elicited applause from the whole crowd and the final punchline of the character almost made me hyperventilate. See it in a theater ASAP with as many people as possible. Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd masterpiece.

This podcast on this AI death cult is one of the most fascinating listens. open.spotify.com/episode/3oZH...

Whenever I’m watching sports I turn motion smoothing on and every commercial for a show or movie immediately makes me think the movie looks like shit.

Im tired of seeing young beautiful women walking their babies around. why can’t that be me in ththe stroller ?

I wish these people had an ounce of shame. They are “Christians”, they should have LOADS of it!

Image of library book display labeled: “It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.” Books on display: • On Tyranny • Twenty Lessons From The 21st Century • 1984 • A Handmaids Tale • Diary of Anne Frank • Parable of The Sower • Fahrenheit 451 • Animal Farm • Brave New World ~TAiLS of a Bookworm

trump can do this and they didn’t even let hunter biden do crack, the double standards and hypocrisy is out of this world

“You better not be serving cunt while washing an old Studebaker when I get there.” Me:

Tear off the masks when they show up. Take their photos. Get them on video. Expose them. Out them. Name them. They need to be made into pariahs where decent people gather. We cannot allow them to terrorize us. Eyes open. Phones on.

Found out today that my neighbor who works for the FBI thinks Kash Patel is a doofus as well so I’m feeling good about that.

His named is called God and the gadget is nature. PUTDOWNYOURPHONE TURNOFFTHETV

In honor of these goobers pretending we will just erase books willingly. youtu.be/VRTdmmdEuRM?...

This kid runs circles around the reporter

This is actually best case scenario because she will show up to every court appearance 3 sheets to the wind with wine stains on her blouse.

Chicago Woke Pope

Extremely funny to me that right wingers are combing through the new pope’s old tweets and trying to cancel him like Disney just cast him in a live action Frozen remake

Noting this to hold my family accountable to protect us from AI

“Massive #s of students are going to emerge... who are essentially illiterate. Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate + having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.” This isn't the only reason AI is bad, but it's why it is bad for students.

There needs to be a new Dogme 95 film movement for action movies where you’re only allowed to use practical effects and limited access to computers for effects.

Felt good about this

Don’t worry everyone, 100 Foot Wave’s new season started last week. An incredibly gorgeous and gnarly show about big wave surfing that you will become obsessed with.

Every Righteous Gemstones ep includes one sentence never said before in the world. “Hey dude, we support the troops but you’re gonna have to find someone else to wipe your ass. This monkey’s comin home with us” is up there

Can you even imagine how terrible the experience of watching a movie with Trump would be?

Pretty sure I heard a kid on the playground say “well at least I *have* a mom” to a another kid that’s a cold as fuck line, but I honestly don’t know if he was joking about the other kid having two gay dads or a dead mom. Either way crazy burn kid.

It’s still very possible that the Terminator universe is actually a Dune universe prequel chronicling the Butlerian Jihad against thinking computers, but not enough people are talking about it.

Real talk

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

I now believe that some of my problems in later life are due to food dye in the heroin I was consuming for 20 years. by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Work in factory! But fuck your right to unionize, fuck your health care benefits, fuck the regulations that might keep you safe.

Another insane story. The US has confiscated this family’s baby and put her into foster care, basically because the parents have tattoos — and deported the mom to Venezuela and trafficked the dad into prison in El Salvador. They have no known criminal record