by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography

Started off wanting to work in an office. Quickly decided I needed something different. Went to school and got my teaching license. Taught middle school for 10 years. Got my masters in linguistics and languages and now I teach people English.

My dad is in the ICU. It is....i don't know even. My hope and grief are mingling, and I am trying to hold onto the little things I can control, which is very little.

All I want is 100% cotton sleeping pants, and everywhere is just polyester. I hate this timeline.

Mom made it through surgery and is doing well. They are hopeful they were able to get the cancer. I am hopeful too. And tired.

They just took Mom back into surgery. I'll take any vibes, prayers, etc, that you want to send cauae I am a basket case

A month ago, we found out my mother had breast cancer. This is on top of my father having stage four lung cancer that is getting progressively worse. Tomorrow, my mother is going in for surgery. They have compared it to like when she got her appendix removed, but I am still deeply worried

Looking cute. Might go to a K-pop boy band concert.

I finished my cross stitch. Started in 2020.

we need to bring back anonymous fandom kink/prompt memes. The internet is at its purest when you’re writing anon fanfic for a pervert you’ve never met

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week! I hope all trachers get something magical and amazing. Like me. I got command strips. For the walls. No note. Just an email statimg I got command strips. Not complaining, but just weird.

Now that it's May in half the world I think I can say HAPPY MERMAY! Murderous Peter Pan mer!Alastor demanded to be drawn. If anyone wants to join in MerMay fun feel free to use the tag #HazbinMermay ! I'd love to see more hazbin mermaids swimming around. #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelAlastor

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

Take us back to the days of big pauldron fantasy girls.

I don't know what the fuck just happened but like...12 randos, some possible bots and some just randos, started to follow me....all with political feeds. i am basically lurking hardcore....like...where did you come from?? Go away.

no more rectangle, only rosemary

🏮Happy Lunar New Year! 🐉🧧🐰

im fighting the war on porn on the side of making weirder and scarier porn

Went to a con for work. 1/10 experience. No anime viewing rooms and the cosplay are all beign colored "professionals" from series I have never heard of.

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

the new receptionist #helluvaboss comic, stolitz (1/2)

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Corporate needs you to find the differences between these pictures #gelphie

Worst fear confirmed: My father just asked me what mpreg was.

The fact that I.M.P. has god-awful bookkeeping and literally doesn't know how to run a successful business and that Stolas loves words is not a fact lost on me.

Helluva Boss fan eeveelutions! The Hazbin ones were really fun so I wanted to try more characters~ #helluvaboss #eeveelutions #pokemonfusions #hazbineevees #hazbinhotel

The most fucked up thing about having a coconut allergy is learning that you can never use any chapstick that isn't Vaseline because they all all coconut oil to them.

Ahahahahha I have been Phylix for such a long time, and now searching my name is just kpop boys. It makes me giggle so hard. I'm ok with this.

I deleted twitter. I already avoided it because of how bad it was for mental health, but now it is off my phone. Fucking shitshow.