@thejohneffect.bsky.social hey boo. You heard about BB1?

easy — Lemonade. Now what else is going on? LOL

You know ball

Lemonade. And it wasn’t a tough decision. #1gottago

B. Simone going to hell 😂 and no not for them got damn shorts 🙄 but for this latest money grab as a preacher/“christian influencer”.

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!

Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media. Great job Harvard!👏👏👏

Alignment matters more than effort and I’ve learned that 1000 times over.

I knew consumerism (specifically tik tok consumerism) hit a dark corner when I saw folk hard down selling moo moos in their videos and ppl in the comment section with the heart eyes like they can’t pull up to they mama house and grab one out the closet RIGHT NOW.

The Derricos new season starts May 30th. 🎉

Let me tell you something daddy... If you vote for Trump... and "Trumplike" things start happening to you... I do not feel bad for you... this is the most expensive that you ABSOLUTELY didn't have to buy

‘RHOA’ recap: Brit Eady shocked as cast seemingly takes Kenya Moore’s side amid NSFW poster feud

🙄 Brit Eady. Flop casting decision.

Brit Eady when the hug includes a pat on the back

Right. It’s so strange.

Actually, the playlist gon be Keyshia, Summer, and K Michelle. Yup.

This men of rnb playlist I made has sooooo many more saves than the women’s playlist. Was the men’s music better in the 90s and 2000’s?

I am in a summer walker and Keyshia Cole mood. so much so, I’m just gon make a playlist. Watch it be like 40 songs on it.

Whatever it is you tryna see, you should sit down and just believe 🎶

Kenya shouldn’t have done that at her event. That was her only misstep, to me. All those ppl in that room didn’t sign up for housewives bullshit and they shouldn’t have been apart of that. That moment should’ve been reserved for an all cast dinner. (The speech and the dust blow was iconic, tho 🤭)

Ciara….. yes, yes, yes. And I’m not talking about the video (even though it’s DOPE) I’m talking about the music. We been wanting CiCi to get back to her roots and leave the unce unce music alone and I’m so pleased.

Sephora sale started today for rouge members, guys. 😊

If you’re keeping up with RHOA lore, Kenya is vindicated as far as I’m concerned. I was always on her side and never wavered, for the record.

Yea she fine. I should press play on haves and have nots right now just off the strength

This is so funny 😂 I do makeup and it’s just something I really really love. I’m not gon front like i don’t understand why it drives yall crazy. All the little bottles and brushes look like clutter and nonsense to the ppl not using them lol. I may have a bit of a shopping addiction too.

I ordered so many beauty products this week. My partner gon cuss me out when it arrives to the house. More brushes, lipstick, glosses, bronzer, liquid contour, a mini fan, and some cute basic shirts 😬

S/o to whoever had the musical acumen to know that Drive by SZA would hit with the ‘Before I Let You Go’ production on it; that the lyrics and the tone of Drive deserves percussion and almost REQUIRES it. I really can’t listen to the song without that beat on it.

Did you ask him for money? Ask if he likes Tory Lanez🤔 Does he think Russell Wilson is a good dad?

You can tell the drama this season was really some tv shit for Summer; she gave us scenes and acted an ass every episode. But this episode Summer was mad forreal and this is the first time she didn’t have nothing to say… just fades to run. Iktr. #BaddiesMidwest

The live version though

In the House (1995) #Blackfilmsky #Filmsky #TVsky

Never Say Never

The Battle is the Lord’s

Jess is so affected by the negative comments because she identifies with the ignorant low information retaining mfers who live in the comment section. If she wasn’t famous she would BE them so she values those opinions.

I got so many opinions on this Jess hilarious thing. those ppl probably ARE playing in her face and gaslighting her, but the fact is, she shouldn’t be there in that media space in the first place and when you not supposed to be somewhere the universe conspires to make you move.

If you had any type of positive things to say about Kanye West after that first meeting in the red hat with the Cheeto at the Oval Office in 2016, I can’t take you seriously. If you’re acting shocked by ANYTHING Kanye does after he said “slavery was a choice” I can’t take you seriously.

there’s a church that got rich by selling land in heaven for $100 per square meter because the pastor claims he spoke to god and was granted permission to do so, see this is why niggas be atheist😐

Buddy really got on his horse tho.

Breakfast club had a staff meeting on air this morning, huh?

This week’s beauty buys: a Korean skincare collagen mask and a new set of those Jessup brushes

Jennifer Williams’ new scammin ass husband got a tattoo of Candiace Bassett on the back of his head but apparently the tattoo is supposed to be a picture of Jennifer.

90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.

Caught an uber today and the driver had a Tesla. FElon Musty supposed to be the god of tech but he don’t even know to put cup holders in them uglass cars?!

They did. Everyday. I ducked and minded my business.

I wanna go to karaoke just to rap Euphoria on a mic and then go home.