Who sends out an RSVP before attending a county or state fair?

"Vandals cut a 300 foot slice in the Reflection Pool sealant" is the new "They are eating the cats. They are eating the dogs."

Not all heros wear capes. Some simply project truth on tarps.

tRump just doesn't know when to shut his pie hole. He starts wars via tweet and then sits in his gilded palace eating Big Macs while human lives are sacrificed. Tonight⬇️

Let me get this straight..... tRump did not have the authority to call in the National Guard when MAGAts were attacking our Capitol but he has the authority to call them in to arrest people for.........picking up trash?

Fun Fact- More people have been arrested for taking a piece of paint floating in the Reflection Pool than have been found to have rªped children in the Epstein files.

How did America end up here?

Instead of "draining the swamp" he built one, both literally and metaphorically.

Much like the rest of us, Hunter Biden is completely out of fvcks to give.

Say what you will about Hunter Biden, at least he didn't snort drugs off of a toilet seat or collect roadkill penises. I love Hunter. It's not just his advocacy for recovery but also his advocacy for empathy that triggers MAGA. MAGA is waging war against empathy in this upside down timeline.

Those people aren't very happy to see him! Start at the 43 second mark if you want to know how New York really feels about tRump.

Proof that everything tRump touches turns to 💩. The White House lawn ⬇️

Is the end near? 🤞

Hunter going after Jr. is the best part of my Saturday so far. Hunter's bringing the receipts and America is listening!

The only jobs created under this administration are those needed to restore our nation's cultural centers, monuments, and White House back to their original state. Work is about to begin at our Kennedy Center. Happy Friday!

While I am glad that Congress voted to stop tRump's desecration of our White House with his gaudy golden ballroom, this is not enough. He MUST be made to restore it to its original state. Who agrees?

I think i am in love with Hunter Biden. He's bringing the receipts every day and I am here for it! You tell 'em Hunter!

Every one of the acts that were scheduled to appear at tRump's birthday bash has the same booking agent. His name, you ask? Jeffrey Epstein. We have truly entered the Twilight Zone!

Picture on the left: Steven Miller after Katie applies his make-up. Picture on the right: Rare photo of Steven Miller make-up free.

Instead of bringing the UFC to the White House lawn, why can't he just have a Bounce House like all of the other toddlers for his birthday?

I really don't understand what the concern is for Blondi being diagnosed with cancer. It's not like tRump and the DOGE incels took healthcare insurance from her.

Mike Johnson's House met at 11am for less than 5 minutes today. A prayer was spoken, the Pledge of Allegiance recited, and then the house was adjourned until Friday. Yes, we are paying them $174,000 to engage in insider trading and to be on vacation. Why the hell are we still paying them?

Trump: Blue means Dumocrat. You take the E out. You don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it, actually. You know tRump does not play Wordle.

Not only are we going to fund a $100 mil ballroom, a $1.7 bil payout to tRump and his fellow Rapepublicans, but gas, food and utilty costs are skyrocketing At this rate, I'm going to have to get a second job to fund all of tRump's grifting and criming. Are we great yet?

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I hope Massie spends the rest of his career in Congress getting his vengeance on tRump.

Wow! Todd Blanche straight-up lying before Congress, suggesting he has met with Epstein survivors is beyond despicable! He is just as bad as Epstein and tRump. Believe the survivors, not the Rapepublicans.

Has anyone else noticed that tRump never attacks anyone who mentions he wears diapers?

We can't afford healthcare for Americans but we can afford $1.7 billion for the insurrectionists or whatever the fvck tRump want to do with it???

Let's be clear, the fields that Linda McMahon lowered the cap on for accessing student loans are for graduate programs are in Nursing, Education, and Social Work. All three are female dominated fields. This is simply another ploy to remove access for women to have careers in the professional arena.

McMahon confusing A1 Sauce with AI is only one example of the depths of her ignorance. Appointing a person who could not pass an 8th grade standardized test to oversee the education of our children was indeed, a choice.

Yeah, gas and food costs might be astronomical, but at least we get to have a 4500 seat stadium built on the White House lawn for a UFC fight to celebrate tRump's birthday. So much winning, amirite?

I'm no military strategist but I dont think removing 5000 troops from our base in Germany is the best choice while we are in the middle of a war in the Mideast.

The next time you are pumping gas, just remember that we just spent $400 million to upgrade the security on tRump's flying palace.

No, Trump doesn't get a ballroom. He gets a bullet proof backpack. If it's good enough for our kids, it's good enough for him too.

I think it's safe to say that dinner will be awkward at the White House tonight.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. Fvck the Third Lady. Even Eva Braun didn't go after her detractors.

Richard Nixon: I am not a crook! Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Donald tRump: I am not a pedophile! I'm starting to see a pattern here.

It's time to move on from last night's staged production of "The Ballroom Charade" and get back to the business of releasing the Epstein Files and tRump's illegal war in Iran Trump: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody. Norah O'Donnell: Oh, you think he was referring to you?! 🤣😂🤣😂

He will be using tonight's so-called "assassination attempt" to argue for his golden ballroom. Then you will know it was just another staged event.

🚨🚨🚨 Based on past behaviors, I fully expect this to have been staged too. It seems to be his go-to when he's drowning in the polls. Don't expect to learn much about this "shooter" either. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Or like naming Pete Hegseth as the Secretary of Defense after he was kicked out of the National Guard.

I stand with the elephants. www.gbnews.com/news/world/c...

Politico has reported that James Comer's Oversight Committe is split on giving Ghislaine Maxwell a pardon. People who protect PDFiles are no different than the perpetrators themselves. But do go on about tRump not being involved with Epstein and his trafficking and rªping of children.

Iranians know that tRump is an idiot. Even his own staff prevent him from being present when they meet in the situation room to discuss military strategy. The whole world knows we are being led by an idiot.

MAGA over on Xitter finally realizing what we've known for almost 2 years. Yes, the so-called "assassination attempt" was indeed staged.

It has now been reported that Kushner and Witkoff will be meeting with Iran for peace talks without JD. Great, we are back to real estate developers negotiating diplomacy in the middle of a war. What could possibly go wrong? Where is the Secretary of State, you ask? He's at a UFC fight.

Apparently not only Dems are aware of the fact that the "assassination attempt" in Butler was staged for a photo op.

It is now confirmed that we have addicts and alcoholics running the Dept. of Health and Human Services, the Pentagon, and the FBI. What could possibly go wrong?

Personally, I'm hoping for the Pope to receive the next Nobel Peace Prize. Who's with me?