There's a man trapped in the bean

A24 announces Cubix reboot in a new dystopian film written and directed by Ari Aster

I need to rewatch Exit Through The Gift Shop as soon as possible

you would not believe your eyes

They could never make me hate you, Andy Capp's Hot Fries

Liberal gets TRIGGERED by PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL??]

Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?

He is very photogenic

I need to set up a Rube Goldberg machine to deny all incoming Teams calls at work

Who is making up these prescriptions names bro like why should I talk to my doctor about if some shit called Balthazaar or Wenghiblisol is right for me?

I want to be reincarnated as an Australian

I need my own personal rat army

I don't want to delete my twitter account but it's so unbearably shit now that I just might have to. I miss the good old days of it.

Farmer's Tan would go hard as a cat name

Darth Vader's hooked on Phonics

Can't stop laughing at the thought of Clairo songs with blast beats lmfao

Today marks 2 years of no drinking can I get a hell yeah

Insider trading? I hardly know her

If I could make a living off making stupid drawings like this I'd quit my job so fast

Alright bsky is just not nearly as funny as twitter I'm sorry to say it

Last night was a categorical case of ocean madness bro

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

I bought the nuclear launch codes off Craigslist

Listen I'm all for promoting mental health but the amount of people who sell dropshipped hoodies and shirts that say shit like "you matter" annoys the fuck out of me and really waters down the entire effort

New toy 😈

Rewatching old Monster Factory episodes and wondering where all the time's gone

Clair Obscur is absolutely my GOTY. The combat, the soundtrack, the characters, it's all so fucking good

Oblivion fent lean

Hell yeah we are playing Clair Obscur and crushing on Lune

Bring back Jet Set Radio Future or else

We could have made the world a great place but instead we created private insurance and weekly Teams meetings

Look at this dude

I would like to go to PAX East again

The Teams call ringtone has given me so much PTSD that sometimes I start hearing it at random times throughout the day

Yall got laptops?

I've spent a good chunk of change on toys for the lad,only for him to find this zip tie last year, and it's now his favorite thing to play with, go figure

I like the aesthetic of Marathon but I'm not too sure about the whole extraction shooter thing

Tried doing a Fred Fredburger impression in front of my cat and he got so fucking scared, his tail puffed up and everything lmfao

Bring out the dancing lobsters

The creature

People always ask who was phone, but they never ask HOW was phone

Ain't got no gas in it

Death Grips is online

Zaza got me feeling like everything's gonna be alright

Count Chocula has suffered a stroke due to the woke mind virus

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

Tattoo consultation scheduled for Wednesday let's fucking gooooo

The lad is enjoying the new rug