When you hear the phrase "say my name", is your first thought: Neverending Story or Destiny's Child?

Literally any quasi famous person could dress up in Black Tie and post a photo like "Big Night Last Night 💕#13 #love"

Schism! At the Diocese

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see? I see a little silhouetto of a man looking at me.

One of my worst qualities has to be the inability to stop hate-watching a show

PSA: Zenni carries ANSI Z87.1 rated safety goggles that can be made into single vision prescription and/or sunglass lenses. That rating offers protection from impacts and chemical sprays. (though for the latter, not as complete as a respirator). Just sharing knowledge for the safety-heads out there

No no, sorry, this is the DEMI-Annual Sale. You only get a discount once you've forged a deep emotional bond with the store.

What miscreant put a pentagon on the side of the #3 block?!

"This is historically important" I tell a one-year-old as he zones out to Mr. Rogers and Officer Clemmons soaking their feet

I had an amazing 24 hours in new York doing improv and seeing people and art and then I got an earlier flight so I'm going to see my babyyyy and husband a teeny bit sooner, what a good day

"Would you say your baggage is gay, or no?" Sorry, is this the airport, or therapy?

Why would people ask chatgpt to summarize classic literature when a Jack Russell terrier did it so perfectly in the 90s?

I've only just subscribed to blackbirdcoop & I already love him. Came for the sensible farming/agriculture takes, stayed for the bigot roasts. "If what I say and do makes you uncomfortable, that's not a mistake. That's by design. I don't want you here." RELATABLE youtube.com/shorts/DyXEP...

Old person opinion: if you are nominated for the highest award of your art form, print out your acceptance speech on a paper or card; don't read it off of your phone like you're reciting a grocery list from your notes app.

One Stranger (Carries a Cake Across Pittsburgh) #TonyAwards

New #SaveTheCFPB Mix set just dropped! I drew new cartoons for it, too! Click the below, or go to my youtube page, which you should have bookmarked - youtube.com/ChuckWerner - and call your congresspeople! youtu.be/Q1I-zPlXzCQ

Michael Robinovitch reads to Baby Jane Doe. #ThePitt

Dreaming about peeing but not actually peeing in real life has to be one of the top tier achievements of the adult brain.

You’re telling me this atlantic accent is trans?

Modern day hero

An iced latte and melatonin is the Forty-Something Mom version of a speedball

Just once, I would like the hosts of Great British Bakeoff to be like "I have the job of announcing who's going home this week and it's incredibly easy because boy do they deserve it!"

Speech Pathologists recommended narrating what you and your baby are doing all day to help with language development, so I have said "you opened the door! And now you've closed the door!" 1500 times today.

Something my adult brain refuses to believe is expensive are baskets.

My memory has a P-trap for ideas that accidentally fell down the drain. I just remembered a sketch idea I'd (very quickly) forgotten by letting the Netflix promo screens cycle again to re-trigger the idea.

Oh no I wore my inside shoes outside

An animated, "kid friendly" Animal Farm movie seems like something Jenna Maroney would be promoting on 30 Rock.

After finally getting some relief from the autoimmune disease that's been plaguing me for months, today I jacked my back lifting my son with the absolute worst form and I know better. Lift with my legs? Never heard of them. Engage my core? Who's she? Nothing insightful to say, just feel stupid.

And then he ran into my Wonder Woman knife. He ran into my Wonder Woman knife ten times.

Most things are not this binary, but either you were a kid who secretly hoped to find a body in the woods or you weren't.

Being Alive - Company Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead We R Who We R - Kesha Flaming Red - Patti Griffin Bring It On Home to Me - Sam Cook Dancing On My Own - Robyn Old Flames Can't Hold a Candle to You - Dolly Parton Fragile - NIN Work Bitch - Britney Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine

Home is where the Good Tweezers are.

It's tough to be goth in Florida

This is genuinely embarrassing for the NFL and an almost perfect allegory for the myth of The Big Corporate Event benefitting the city.

25% of all fantasy books are written by T. Kingfisher.

This post brought to by M*A*S*H S11E16. IYKYK. IYDKDLIU. (If you don't know, don't look it up.)

Since having a kid, my brain is like "hey remember those movies and shows that haunted you? Well....they didn't haunt you enough, let's replay them on a loop."

AI code isn't breaking bsky. Merging insufficiently tested or otherwise broken code is breaking bsky AI code can be good or bad, but it's the person who approves it that is at fault. AI code's biggest danger is in humans ceding authority to it and giving trust they'd never give a person

Challenge: cast a Gertrude who is actually old enough to be Hamlet's mother.

IF he switches parties? Baby, the Scooby gang snatched his mask off. He was always a villain in disguise

So young to be a doctor

People who have flown with 12-18 month olds - recommendations on checking the car seat vs. having it on the plane for him to sit in (he has a ticketed seat)? If your recommendation is "don't fly with small children", uh, your position has been noted, thanks.

I cannot believe we have come around to the point where people have to be in full makeup to record a podcast.

Having a baby will make you believe in ghosts. Like WHAT are you LOOKING AT?

The Rosary: Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? DAD? Mom? Mom? Mom? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Ma? Ma? Mom? DAD? Mom? Mom? Mom? Ma? Mom? Ma? Mom? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mommy? DAD? Mom? Mom? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? DAD? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Ma? Mommy? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? DAD?

I'll start. I loathe when the main character or primary supporting characters are framed for a crime they didn't commit.

What's a fiction trope that, while not inherently bad, always turns you off?

This is a skeet about the Democrats

I am generally a believer in the idea that the perfect is an enemy of the good. But....the BAD is also an enemy of the good.