i can’t explain it but speakerphone promos sounds like marc rebillet’s late to work 🤭

it‘s bleakly amusing how many replies are “it‘s not better or faster at topics i understand, but for topics outside my expertise it’s great”

haven’t watched it yet but all of your complaints make it sound really cool

i’m obsessed with this girl in 90 day

youtube defaulted to shorts and auto played “there’s depth to cuckoldry…”

just noticed i had message requests from my mom on fb. she was so consumed with me being a murderer and working for the shadow government she didn’t realize i changed my name and am trans

cute! i like it

someone should bring me a coffee bun saturday that would crazy right haha *manifests*

i stg she likes feet even more than me, feetlor lives

fought like brothers is a crazy line for a tgirl lesbian who grew up with brothers 😵‍💫

i wish i was never not drunk but i come from a family of fucked up addixts and know it’s actually horrible but imagine ✨ ✨ i could be great

someday i’ll be a robocop and it’ll have all be worth it 🤖

did you guys know that taylor swift is gay tho

a hard surface aligns the vertebrae

@katherine.computer youre gay

jk i like vite, it rhymes with feet

vite is transphobic

what if i called everything transphobic

it’s transphobic that i have to wash this makeup off before bed im too sleepy

that’s lesbian activity

i always thought the mastodon logo was a whale and that part was the mouth, i only just now got it lol

dude where are the fish girls at puppy girl this, cat girl that, blah blah blah 😑

gen ai is good at everything but programming rockwell meme

i sidnt want to talk about tech anymore but all of your infrastructure sucks

i got drunkt

hey, i want a girlfriend pls

i started electrolysis, it hurts owie

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 Lichess is for everyone, chess is for everyone! #pride #pridemonth

all the good tv is so fucked up rn 😭 😭

HOLY FUCK

🗣️ there’s a snake 🐍 in my boot 👢

i’m interested in becoming best friends, so how do we make that happen

i discovered palomas tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

pisssss

i feel pretty today ✨

just watched a #grwm #makeup furious 7 film review. tiktok is the best platform

rocko’s modern basilisk

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foot fetish tom yorke be like 🎵 i love feet, i’m a weirdo 🎶

offprint is the only one that doesn’t obscure the marketing page when you’re logged in

is putting the dates of your surgeries in the bio a transmed thing?

a lot of those i’ve seen on here that are vocal about wanting to work on trust and safety are awful people wtf

eat the fucking beans.

how tf do you turn off youtube autoplay you can’t even see the thumbnails anymore

why doesn’t every site have a clippy assistant now

we still listen to playradioplay and analog rebellion every day, dan we miss u 🫶