Addison Rae concert finished at a polite 9:45pm, and I was home and in bed by 10:30pm <3

🎶 He wanna fuck Slayyyter, Richard, we should link later. Get to my hotel and suck him off in the elevator 🎶

Is A24 a good person? Is Letterboxd my friend?

I keep winning these Lafufus if anyone in the Brisbane area is interested?

Honestly...?

7am and I'm knee deep in the Woolworths subreddit

Woke up very beautiful but also humble and kind ❤️

Uber Driver seems mad at me. He's probably intimidated by how cute I look and has nothing to do with the greasy pizza I'm eating in the back seat.

Who's ready for an SBS On Demand summer???

I love this random instance of body horror here. #Anime #SailorMoon

Is Josh O'Connor in La Chimera a good Halloween costume?

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Ava Max, I forgive you...

My physio banned me from using tote bags FUUCK

There's nothing more dehumanising than using Shazam in public...

Me: "Oh, I'm sure."

DL Trade Hookup: "I like your water bottle."

they just want you to drink more water so you piss more

A guy on Grindr™️ has a photo in his album of me s*ck*ng h*s d*ck, which is fine with me. It's just... it's such a bad photo of me.

I need a POKER FACE-ish limited series where Jennifer Love Hewitt goes around around helping random folks cope with whatever they did last summer.

An Asos purchase as a trauma response.

I miss Paris.

Look, context clues suggest that the lady who has been cutting my hair is a full-on tweaker. But, she gets the job done real quick and leaves it messy on top, just the way I like it. Do I feel safe when she has scissors in her hands? Well, no. But we all need a little thrill every once in a while.

Been thinking a lot about "kenergy" lately.

My vagina is a convenience store: clean and reliable. And closed on Christmas.

insane ass argument??? lmao?????

The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan (2019) is all well and good, but all I can really think about is how hot this guy is. His name is Joe, or something, and I accidentally let him get st*bbed to death by a little ghost boy because I hadn't figured out the controls yet. Sorry Joe.

"You want my seed tonight?" Your seed? Baby, I've never wanted anything less.

Life update: I'm getting pretty good at winning plush toys from claw machines.

I physically can't watch a movie shot on an iPhone, unfortunately.

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"That Snapchat filter makes you look like Grimcutty" is, apparently, a mean thing to say to somebody.

Will you still love me when I no longer have stress related psoriasis?

Love when a gay guy isn't gay - they just walk and talk like that. It's like, yes! Go for it!

The concept of being a third wheel....

'Aquamarine' into 'Lost & Found' into 'High Fashion' is the most delectable 6 minutes and 9 seconds of 2025. Thank you Addison.

need this to be me

Enjoy these old nudes I took a little while ago in celebration of Fat Cock Friday #fcf

Fame is a gun 😔

At a house party, in the bathroom, staring at myself in the mirror, forcing myself to remember the names of all the partygoers outside these doors.

You have one beer after work, and all of a sudden, you're wandering the streets of Brisbane in the rain thinking, "Maybe this city is beautiful."

Almost all Addison Rae songs sound like this to me (complimentary).

Gregg Araki's The Doom Generation (1995) is playing this week at my favourite cinema. What a blessing!

The Discover section of my timeline is literally insane. There will be a video of a gay guy jerking off in a car park, then a picture of some guys ass, then someone earnestly discussing the new episode of Doctor Who, then a video of a guy being fisted...

No other movie makes me more horny, unfortunately. Every time I watch, I end up with my hands down my pants.