Also, since my intro post seems to have disappeared.. Please welcome the newest member to my family! His name is Baloo and we haven't decided if he's just a really big puppy or a baby giraffe.

This butt just let go the stinkiest fart and I've had to abandon my office

My dog isn't shedding so much as coming apart at the seams

As a late diagnosed ADHD woman who is also going through perimenopause, I often feel like a Great Derpy Dingdong. Especially at work. Today is a good day though. The heavy blanket that usually enfolds my brain seems to have lifted a corner today and its letting in some cool, fresh air.

Its that time of year again where I have to tell my bosses how I'm doing at my job, taking time out from actually doing my job. Its the only part of my current job that I hate. www.instagram.com/reel/DO1cE9q...

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.

Bitsy, its cold outside

An American Werewolf in Zootopia

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Having a shared wall between your office and a teenagers bedroom means you get to hear A LOT of farting

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. I must have been locked out.

I had a bowl of chips and a bowl of dip. The empty bowl of dip is on my desk and the chip bowl is nowhere to be found... I haven't moved from this spot, that I can recall. Which leads me to believe that I ate it. That's clearly the most logical deduction.

I have 3 moods. Horny. Hungry. Bad.

I've found that when everything is going right in my world & I'm also not in the luteal phase of my cycle, 10mg of Vyvanse & a couple big cups of coffee during the day are my sweetspot I'm a big ol' RSD goblin who can't remember to even take meds or make coffee before its too late the other days

I'm going to Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee I'm going to Graceland Poor boys and pilgrims with families And we are going to Graceland And my traveling companions are ghosts and empty sockets I'm looking at ghosts and empties But I've reason to believe we all will be received in Graceland

Update.. it is not (yet, at least) my new thing This adventure began and ended with putting the stickers on the little book-shaped blocks of wood The whole project is currently relegated to my WIPPP (Work In Perpetual Progress Pile)

I have the strong urge to buy a velvet mini dress in either deep burgundy or green and go to a work Christmas party

Sometimes I get overwhelmed at work and I have to hide in the bathroom. Yes, I do work from home.

Beauty and the Bronco

A Christmas Corolla

The Invisible Life of Audi LaRue

How many times in a row can you say "I'm just having one of those days" before you have to admit that's just the way life is now?

I JUST FOUND OUT LEGO AMD STAR TREK ARE COLLABORATING AND I THINK I'M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT

If you see this, post a monster

Hey.. any advice on healthy ways to release this white hot rage that's sitting on my chest just waiting to lash out at myself and my loved ones would be much appreciated. It showed up when I minorly fucked up eggs for breakfast. Still edible, breakfast was still good, but I'm MAD 😡

Today's Feral Girl Lunch* *not pictured - 2 persian cucumbers that are already in my belly

Starting a journey in miniatures. Stay turned to see if this is my new Thing.

I really hate that all mobile games are now just an advertising platform Let me play my majong in peace please

COULD SOMEONE I KNOW PLEASE GET MARRIED OR HAVE A GARDEN PARTY OR SOMETHING - I'VE BEEN GIFTED A BEAUTIFUL 90S MEXX DRESS AND NOWHERE TO WEAR IT TO

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Tomato Juice for washing away skunk smell is bunk A mix of the following works wonders: 1 qt Hydrogen Peroxide 1/4 cup Baking Soda 1 tsp liquid detergent (ex Dawn) Wet dog thoroughly Pour solution onto dog and rub into fur Wait 5-10 mins Rinse thoroughly Repeat as necessary

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** I have found my new work bestie. We've mostly communicated through memes which has only made our bond stronger.

I'm not sure how visiting children's hospitals and involving yourself in the community makes up for abusing your wife and sexually assaulting another woman

Oh the things me and rats have in common.... lol

Things that I thought were cheese by their name but are not actually cheese 1 - Arugula 2 - Mortadella This may become an ongoing series

Ugh... my heart 🥹

MORE DETECTIVE CORDELIA CUPP PLEASE

Reading back through my skeets to remind myself how clever I am (as one does) and saw that I wrote AHDH... Not my best day that's for sure

In search of a cotton/linen kaftan that has pockets and a subtle pattern if any at all I would like to live out my Mrs Roper dreams but as if she were a middle aged woman who would prefer to NOT be perceived

Telltale sign this is the office of a person with anxiety

...rawr...

The theme of Summer 2025 is Gay Girl/Femme Country Music. Tell your friends.

Really wish I could be salty right now to the person who answered my question on Amazon with "I don't know, I didn't buy it for that purpose" I didn't ask you directly, Jeanne. You didn't have to answer the question at all, Jeanne. Go get a hobby and stop wasting my time, Jeanne. Fuckin Jeanne 😡

It's not rejection sensitive dysphoria if it's true

It really sucks that the person who normally comforts you when you feel bad is the one making you feel bad. I need a cuddle but can't get one.

Can everyone please take a moment to admire how fluffy my cat is?

As a recently diagnosed and medicated ADHD person, I have to say its really nice to no longer be HORKLY WARDIN'

I skeet from here

I am having a Monday and my AHDH is really ADHDing today and can't be bothered with anything So, I'm having what I've dubbed Feral Girl Lunch

Do you ever go online window shoppimg to put yourself to sleep and then go back to the same site a few days/weeks later and look at your shopping cart and despair for nighttime you's sartorial tastes? Just me?

Lips of an Angel by Hinder Just typing that out made my skin crawl