Oh dang, no wonder…

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say words from their own specific professions incorrectly. Examples: NU-CU-LAR (Nuclear) CHI-POL-TE (Chipotle) REAL-I-TOR (Realtor)

Indiana Jones and the Sausage of Doom.

Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had: 1) library page 2) restaurant server 3) touring musician 4) luxury retail customer service rep 5) real estate salesperson

The snow is falling. My appointments have all been canceled. The onesie is on. The lounging has started. Bring on the storm!

🚨 Breaking from the US Senator for Connecticut. 👇 There you have it. ICE has never been about immigration enforcement. It's a weapon used to brutalize Americans and stoke enough fear so that Trump can rig the elections and usher in dictatorship.

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

Make a band tasty: Jelly Clarkson

Sushi/DC

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand. (\_/) (°-°) <🎷<\ (I had to turn the bunny around to make this one work…)

NEW: In a revelation that undercuts the GOP narrative of widespread noncitizen voting in elections, a Utah audit of over 2 million voter registrations found only one apparent noncitizen on the rolls — and they never even voted.

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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Anyone want to come get snowed in with me this weekend?

Always x❤️

Someone not in the USA marry me so I can get out of the country challenge.

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

Stay warm, stay safe New York.

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

@icegov.bsky.social If a see em block em out.

I’ve reached the age where the only one hitting me up at midnight is Wayfair…

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

I’m having a really hard time telling how fat your cocks are in these photos. I’m going to need you to bring them here so I can see for myself. Thanks in advance!

NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Will some country please come and take this whole administration away???

Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

To be very clear, Trump now HAS a Nobel Peace Prize, but he was NEVER AWARDED one. #stillaloser

Can’t focus today in the home office. Just keep getting distracted by all you handsome studs on this app… Perhaps a trip to the local coffee shop for a bit to get some focus time in.

Change one letter, ruin a show Chapped

Still so tired… still so sick. Noodz are on the way. Got any nudes for me? 😜🤧😷

We do love a bandwagon… 2016 vs. 2026

I caught a cold… Seeking sympathy and nudes. #mancold #miserable #tistheseason

NEW: Sen. Mark Kelly RESPONDS to Pete Hegseth for censuring him, cutting his military pension, threatening to demote his rank, and warning of possible criminal prosecution for telling soldiers to obey their oath.

My doctor got a piece of my ass today! Unfortunately he was removing it to biopsy 🤣 I love getting older…

Another tired morning listening to the mice eat through the walls and ceiling… Gotta love NYC…

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

Hysterical, except the ankles are far too small…

Found my new favorite restaurant…

Anyone else having issues with BlueSky “freezing” when you open a video and not being able to get back to your feed without hard-exciting the app?

Something something hotel lighting. Merry Christmas!

Don’t forget. Biden’s DoJ was investigating uncharged third parties in the Epstein files up until the last minute. Trump shut down the investigation, sent the files to DC, & fired the prosecutors. They went through them, redacted Trump’s name, then elected not to release them and closed the matter.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I mean, it feels like we’re living in a sewer anyway these days…

My brain is already on vacation even though I don’t actually get vacation…

QUO is thrilled to feature two of our members this Saturday as we present REFUGE! Johann Palo shines on Debussy's Première rapsodie, and we'll present the world premiere of Tafeni - on finding home, by QUO cellist Michael J. Viljoen. Also: Tchaik 2 and ao kuewa by Lanzilotti. 🎟️ Ticket link in bio!