BREAKING: Democrat Brian Nathan will win the Florida State Senate District 14 special election, flipping the seat from red to blue. This is a district Donald Trump carried by 7 points in 2024. It’s also the second Florida seat Democrats have flipped tonight.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Who stayed up way too late scrolling through conspiracy theory Instagram videos? This guy! (The internet gets weird late at night, folks…)

This is a dance off! If you see this post dance or you’re eliminated.

Well, hmmmm… Why does this sound familiar (twice)?

Attended a wild, wild party last night. What a great show!! #nycc #newyorkcitycenter #thewildparty #gimmiesomemore

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Dodd I mention I really don’t like mornings…?

I don’t like mornings.

𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮📖 'Kakistocracy'

Save me, decaf coffee in a big red cock mug. Decaf coffee in a big red cock mug, save me.

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Pitch an unnecessary sequel How the Grinch Stole Boxing Day

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

How about you?

My face // My personality

It would be nice to deport him & his family since he has done it to so many people including people who have been born in this country.

Conductor and composer Michael Tilson Thomas has spent decades electrifying audiences with his bold musical imagination. His Street Song III captures that energy perfectly—rhythmic, colorful, and bursting with urban vitality. Hear it Friday 3/13, as part of our second annual QUOfest! Link in bio!

Composer Victor Ewald is widely celebrated as one of the founding figures of the brass quintet repertoire. His Brass Quintet No. 1 in B-flat minor remains a cornerstone of the genre—richly melodic, dramatic, full of sweeping musical conversations. Hear it Friday 3/13! 🎟️ link in bio!

Pulitzer Prize–winning composer Jennifer Higdon is known for her vibrant colors, driving rhythms, and instantly engaging musical language. Her piece Punch It Up does exactly what the title promises—pushing the volume, excitement, and virtuosity into high gear! Hear it 3/13! 🎟️ link in bio!

Much tired. Very hangover.

Leonard Bernstein’s Symphonic Dances from West Side Story is a high-energy orchestral suite adapted for the concert hall from the 1957 Broadway musical. Hear it live at our concert "The Dance Floor" on 3/14 at 8PM at St. Paul & St. Andrew. 🎟️ Tickets available at the link in our bio!

Florence Price’s Dances in the Canebrakes is a joyful, rhythm-filled work that entwines classical tradition and early American dance culture. Join us 3/14 for The Dance Floor, a night that lifts up the dance floor as an inimitable space of queer expression, community, and liberation. 🎟️ Link in bio

3 Days. 4 Events! QUOfest focuses on the dance floor as a long-established safe space for queer folx. Featuring a chamber program, an old-school queer tea dance, a full orchestra concert with grooves of the Americas, and a family concert where kids can get their wiggles out! Ticket link in bio!

Jesus. Or we could, I don’t know, reduce our dependence on oil, or make sure oil companies use safer practices to eliminate oil spills in the first place rather than figuring out the best way to burn up the accidents?

This aged well. Note the author.

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Love the Beans Queens!

Not feeling my best today.

I thought it was illegals? Or democrats? Now it’s China?

A reminder that white nationalism isn't just abhorrent, it's stupid.

“I think we all have the same values. And that’s to treat people as we would want to be treated.” Thank you Holly Neaton for joining me after the SOTU on @ms.now.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that Trump does NOT have the authority under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) to impose tariffs — delivering a major blow to Trump’s sweeping “emergency” tariff regime.

Don’t make me get up…

Make sure everyone sees this then. The FCC apparently changed its “equal time” rule on talk shows to make it hard for Colbert or The View to air interviews with candidates like Talarico. Video link in comments.

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This works for me!

💛🐽😈🥲 My Valentine’s Day in four emojis 💛 it’s a day of love! 🐽 oh THAT kind of love! 😈 Yes, daddy. 🥲 JK I’m spending it alone doing my taxes.

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Donald tRump:

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Counting down the minutes until I have to go out in this terrible weather for work.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Ha!

There is a severe lack of cheese in my house right now.

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Morning* coffee** out of a big red cock (mug) while I hide inside from the freezing cold and wind***. *afternoon **decaf ***this part is true