Was there a noticeable bump in Halifax traffic today with the end of Provincial Employees WFH?

200km/h and drunk.

My Facebook feed has been suggesting local neighborhood groups. OMFG, these people are crazy. I think Bedford is a mix of Doomsday preppers and ultra rich Audi drivers, no middle ground.

Do international restaurants offer a Duolingo menu for tourists? A bottle of water and a pineapple Coffee with milk and a tea An ice cream and a sandwich

@realfollowers.bsky.social how many?

Bring in the clone!

Anyone notice the Food Processor has a jaunty scarf in all his CTV appearances now?

Last week of Work from Home for NS provincial government employees. Next Monday’s traffic in HRM will be epic!

The air is warmer, The grass has begun to grow, It hides the dog poop.

Dutch tulips eaten, In garden unprotected, The deer are assholes.

Not sure if it’s related to the crackdown on the indigenous cannabis shops, but the Cole Harbour NSLC now has a cannabis counter. It’s like one of those lock and key cabinets at Canadian Tire where they keep the good drill bits.

Kinda Kinky music on.soundcloud.com/as4WhxpSCrXt...

Anyone wanna buy Cape Breton off us? We need to pay for all this good shit we’re giving you people.

Remember Halifax, tomorrow marks the date that the Macdonald bridge becomes bicycle traffic only. Please plan your routes accordingly.

Tragic that we’ll never find out what Dilbert thinks about this war

Thought this was some religious propaganda at first, with a realistic Jesus standing at the table.

Weird question prompted by something I saw on Facebook. Does everyone have ice cream at home but me? I haven’t had a tub of ice cream in my freezer since I was a child. I like ice cream, but I buy a cone maybe twice a summer.

Are they selling organs from Alligator Alcatraz inmates to Trump’s pedo buddies?

I love to see all the new builds and proposed new builds coming to HRM. Where do the new tenants come from? Immigration- I thought we cut that? From what I can tell there are no new jobs, so are the small towns being abandoned, or are there 10 people to an existing home/apartment in HRM?

I wonder how many pickup truck owners will come to the realization that they are taxing themselves with fuel costs?

PP and Doug Ford calling electric vehicles “spies”, lol. Jokes on you China, this guy spends a lot of time at Tim Hortons, Sobeys, and the pet store.

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/

Stolen from Facebook, but accurate:

Keeps the crows and raccoons safe too.

It might be sunny, but that wind bites.

Anybody else’s RRSP get punched in the throat since WWIII started?

Is there a need for the NDP at a federal level anymore? Jagmeet was a charismatic leader, but nobody knows who any of the current candidates for leadership are.

Markwayne? His parents couldn’t decide on a name so they mashed two together? Or has he got a conjoined twin under that hat?

And I spent 100 bucks on tickets!

Just received and sent all the royalties/advances for sales of my books in Ukraine to Jose Andres' World Central Kitchen in honor of the people of Ukraine. Slava Ukraini! wck.org

Reading the Grant reduction list provided by the Examiner. Can someone tell me if the Grant budget and Reduction column numbers are the same, does that mean the grant is effectively cancelled?

My Corolla Cross hybrid weighs 1530 kg, the lightest Ram 1500 2263kg, a 700kg difference. I will have to pay more to register my hybrid than the Ram owner. In fact, more than a vehicle that weighs 5000 kg. Houston, we have a problem.

HRM school bus drivers are asking the “husky” boys to sit over the back tires. #drivesafe

So many people these days are too judgmental. You can tell just by looking at them.

Reports of thunder snow on the South Shore! Lightning was detected not along ago east of Liverpool to the south of Cape LaHave Island. #NSStorm #NSwx

Holy fuck, the victim blaming on FB about the 81 year old hit in the crosswalk. “Too many crosswalks” SMH.

I really enjoy when a coworker has absolutely no idea how loudly they are singing along to the music on their headphones. I did not place Ron as an ABBA guy.

Probably a good thing they changed the name of that Dartmouth school when they did. Woodlawn High

short about working at the coast guard

Pierre tries a new tactic: www.instagram.com/reel/DUzI6qa...

HRM cost saving measures: 1-turn off street lights from midnight to dawn. Why are you out anyway? 2-don’t fill potholes. Eventually roads will all turn to gravel and even out. 3-use police cars as delivery vehicles. Uber Patrol/Uber Eats, the siren ensures on time delivery.

So Obama said aliens are real. How do we as humans react to this?

If God can perform miracles, why do churches have handicapped parking spaces?

The truth about AI data centres. www.instagram.com/reel/DUuX30Z...

Happy discount candy eve to all that celebrate!

Blue Rodeo is overrated, 54-40 is underrated, discuss.

HRM is figuratively a driver at a gas pump with no money in their bank account but a credit card with enough room to buy half a tank of gas that they will pay off eventually. Then their engine seizes because they can’t afford an oil change.

Has the shitstained pedo self appointed king of the US made a dementia rant about the BC shooting? Blamed a bridge or China for it?