Finally a photo of the Barrington Street pothole fire.

Wanna go camping this weekend? Sure, where? In one of Halifax’s large potholes

The NS Auditor General says our Need a Family Practice Registry’s KPI is misleading. I prefer the term strategically optimistic. Plus we didn’t lower access to care. We just lowered the standard for counting it.

I can’t believe we named a ferry after a MLB player who only hit .264. Even Jose Canseco hit .266. We are hereby renaming this the Jose Canseco ferry.

We don’t see the value of the federal gun buyback program. Nova Scotia has enough trouble regulating when you can burn leaves, how tall your grass is, and whether your chicken feels residential enough. We WILL have to buyback your toasters for NS Power grid stability though.

We find that made up numbers sound way nicer than real numbers.

As both Premier and Minister of Energy, I’ve asked Nova Scotia Power to start doing land acknowledgements to blown transformers and fallen poles. #nsstorm

This is a reminder that unlicensed cannabis operations draw enormous amounts of power. #nsstorm

Nova Scotians must conserve electricity so Nova Scotia Power has enough left to lose later. They’re asking families to sit in the dark emotionally first, to ease the transition. #nsstorm

Seriously WTF NS Power 🤬 Maybe you should fix the fucking grid to handle the power usage and not pay the damn CEO millions as a bonus for doing such a horrible job. Don’t blame us for your failures #NovaScotia www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

A-ha! The witch's tit.

These lows are perfectly normal. Both are seldom shaped exactly alike. #nsstorm

I would ask celebrities like Chelsea Handler to refrain from criticizing Nova Scotia unless they’ve personally experienced our famous 9-hour ER wait times or the emotional journey of realizing Halifax is not, in fact, Toronto.

I’m announcing the Nova Scotia Board of Donair. Cost of entry is to simply eat a full jumbo donair while standing outside in February wearing a tartan. No napkins.

Who turned the power off in Halifax? FFS I want a donair.

Which works less in Nova Scotia: the government or the electricity? Trying to settle a bet here. #nsstorm

Oppenheimer was easier to understand than Freakier Friday.

So many people have heart attacks while shovelling every year, especially those age 45 and over. This is a compelling reason to have a younger wife, girlfriend, or both so they can do it for you. You’ve still got a few hours to bag one! #SafetyFirst #nsstorm

The word coyote is Latin for “night manager of the garbage.” While that sounds benign, they’re not to be trusted! Reporting them is a baller move. Don’t be a basic bitch. Get the app!

“If there was one brothel, would that be too many? It’s illegal to operate those in the province.” Seriously folks. Nobody gave me a head’s up on the political buffoonery quote of the year? Come on. I’m not upset. I’m just disappointed. 😂 -ND

How do I know there’s 118 illegal cannabis dispensaries in Nova Scotia? I calculated the number of dispensaries as the same number of times someone told me “this isn’t a provincial issue.”

How do I know there’s 118 illegal cannabis dispensaries in Nova Scotia? 40 rumours 32 vibes 19 Facebook comments 27 gut feelings 118 dispensaries. Math checks out.

I’m vowing to protect local chocolate producers by introducing Buy Local (Unless It’s Trendy on TikTok) legislation, but immediately carving out a loophole for Dubai chocolate because people seem very excited and I don’t want to be yelled at online. #nspoli

We do this out of the way in Digby, but don’t have the balls to try it in a high visibility area like Millbrook. -ND www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

This is starting to feel like Lost. Like…COVID was the plane crash and we’re all in purgatory except we’re surrounded by the dumbest people.

I’m not saying this hot pic was the source of the smoke at Scotiabank Centre, but this was probably the source of the smoke at Scotiabank Centre.

It used to be “seeing is believing.” Now people only see what they believe. -ND

I just read about a conspiracy that NASA will suspend gravity for 7 seconds in 2026. My administration will finally rise to the occasion. Albeit briefly.

ND here. I’ve been taking some “me” time. Mental health reset. Actual time off. I’ll be back soon. But I couldn’t resist chiming in on the underwear thing though. That’s just too good to pass up. :) See you soon. -ND

#NovaScotia N.S. couple donates 46 acres for an ‘intentional community’ with affordable housing What a wonderful thing to do for the community in Antigonish! /1 thread www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

I own high-quality loungewear too. Leadership = inclusion.

I just want to say I support collaboration at all levels of government. For the record, I would have worn pants if asked. Or not. I’m flexible. And I was free that night, by the way.

Overheard: “Your boyfriend looks like his mother built him from someone’s drawing of him from memory.” That’s creative. -ND

Three parts of this film that I bawl at every year. Wanna guess which parts?

Warmest Greetings from the cheeks of Christmas past.

I have a bit of fun with this parody account. It stands in absolute awe of the political reality going on south of the 49th parallel. Fucking designing battleships now like it’s 1941. -ND

Instead of the “old bridge” and “new bridge,” we’re now rebranding them Candy Cane Bridge and Shittyview Bridge.

Just saw a commercial with Dr. Strang and I’m wondering who let him out of the dungeon in the basement of the Legislature? We don’t need facts and reasonability. We need more other things, faster.

The Earth is spinning really fast tonight, eh? #nsstorm #nspoli

People in power playing peekaboo with the Epstein files is oddly fitting for a bunch of fucking pedos. -ND

I’m not lying. I just choose to believe in potential truths.

Look, I talk to lots of cops. They tell me that we have to keep an eye out for the following: golden doodles, weighted blankets, and sincere smiles. All of which have the ability to be quite harmful.

I saw this on Facebook Marketplace and now I’m gonna have someone’s holiday ASS for stealing my likeness rights.

The insult “cock puppet” really isn’t as popular as it should be.

I’m told they also found an edible called “Nova Scotia Sativa: Storm Chips Edition.” Guaranteed to knock you off the grid for 72 hours.

We’ll continue our work with First Nations across Nova Scotia, starting with the ones who still tolerate us of course.

Every elected official should be required to take extensive treaty education that includes how colonialism still creates barriers to reconciliation.

I would respectfully like to suggest we extend this to all unceded territory.

I tried to pronounce Sipekne’katik without a teleprompter and I blew some kind of internal fuse.

My loyal subjects tell us they want government to be fully transparent. Weird because they also tell us they see right through what we say. Mission accomplished!