Nova Scotia needs affordable housing so naturally we support luxury condos attached to a tailgate district beside a runway. www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...

I’m going to do a State of the Province Address: We’re in a fucking state. See y’all next year!

it's very disappointing when all the content ideas you had started thinking about to make the 40th anniversary of buskers a bit of extra fun are basically now in the toilet because tim houston is a twat waffle.

I mean, it would free up the emergency….You promised to fix healthcare……fixed! The less ambulances at the hospitals the better 😂😂😂

Let’s not rush to conclusions about what happened in Annapolis. The important thing is I’ve started a task force on wet ambulances.

Happy Victoria Day weekend where all Canadians celebrate Victoria Beckham, AKA Sporty Spice, every year to pay tribute to the most talented Spice Girl. More zig a zig ah, faster!

This is me telling a bunch of CUPE workers to calm down during the mansplaining session.

This is a peak mansplaining stance. When I deliver a mansplaination, you better fucking believe I’m doing it right.

That’s our boys! Fried as fuck too.

I would love to know how the department "followed up." "...half the denied applications this year were turned away because they were incomplete. First-time applicants are required to submit a heating bill, and Munro said her department followed up with those who didn’t..."

Nova Scotians told me they wanted leadership during wildfire season. That’s why I leased the most airplane-shaped solutions available.

Knowing a guy with a boat means you don’t need to buy a boat. For most people. I like boats and everyone knows me.

This is so uncalled for. *writes it down*

When I head to the Legion, it’s usually to take professional photos with veterans on Remembrance Day during an election after I say campaigning that day is wrong but do it anyway because I’m the ultimate gaslighter. But we’re there for Larry Harrison yesterday. Brought the cameras too cause fuck it.

@dimhouston.bsky.social one of your buddies just showed up……😂😂😂

I’ve directed Tourism Nova Scotia to study whether the name Lick-A-Chick could be bought and applied to other sectors like Lick-A-Haddock, Lick-A-Lobster, and Lick-A-Hydrogen. As our homage, we’re creating a new apprenticeship program: Certified Chick Licker Level I. It’s hands-on learning.

My wife and I always enjoyed watching CBCs Still Standing. It's a safe go to with her Alzheimer's/Dementia.So it's something she watches over and over.But it really is a show that shows what a UBI would do for small towns or areas hit with economic changes.It would help them stay alive and thrive.

Cuts to education sector made ‘without much forethought’ by the NS Conservative Party: states N.S. NDP #NovaScotia halifax.citynews.ca/2026/05/11/c...

Feds partner with other governments to build Halifax homes for children #NovaScotia The project will receive a 100 per cent operational subsidy from the department and the Chisholm Foundation for Children, which will oversee property management. halifax.citynews.ca/2026/05/11/o...

They almost have enough people now for a proper game of Bridge.

A family member died in the 2023 floods so I guess Houston has forgotten that lives were lost. Houston doesn’t care, he only cares about making money off the land, whether it’s flooded or not. Thank you to every Nova Scotian who voted CONservative, giving them a super majority power to destroy us.

Look, I wish Becky the best. It takes courage to join a party that currently meets comfortably inside a Honda Civic.

While the dads are out working hard to build the new oil and gas economy, moms are doing the equally important work of making sure the kids are clean, fed, and trying not to microwave forks. A special Mother’s Day shoutout to the REAL heroes of the kitchen. Supper’s at 6 BTW. ❤️

The new version of Maple looks like a dating app. It has all the features of one anyway. You get paired with someone. You do chat and video. At the end of it you get antibiotics and someone is paying for their time.

Shit for years we’ve been volunteering for treatment but nobody seems to want to help us. -ND

NSCC was affected by the Houston government’s recent budget cuts, the college’s answer to the deficit from these funding losses was to cut jobs. Yesterday, myself and all my librarian colleagues found out that we were losing our jobs, that there would no longer be librarians at NSCC campuses.

I just heard that NSCC cut all of their campus librarians (11 librarians across the province) as part of dealing with the budget shortfall engineered by the provincial government. Tim Houston and his party can go fuck themselves.

Headline: “NSCC grapples with deficit” Translation: “Houston government is seriously underfunding THE NSCC”

This #Habs game is bad for my edible buzz. Fucking refs.

Unveiling this government’s newest contribution to modern society: the first diesel and coal hybrid engine! More hybrid technology faster! Want to help us name it?

Dougie is the target (Ontario, Canada), but this applies to so many governments. Too many governments. (looking at you NS PCs)

Emergency alert issued for missing girl, 8, in Cumberland County, N.S. #NovaScotia #Missing www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

Look, this bullshit is just bullshit then.

Thread 🧵 What’s frustrating about our healthcare system is that you need referrals from your doctor for every little problem that creeps up. What if you don’t have a family doctor? When I had tachycardia 15 years ago the ER doctor told me to get my doctor to send a referral for a cardiologist.

This is completely unacceptable 😞 “'My neurologist has not seen me in over a year and they told me that he has no idea when he will see me next because he is overwhelmed,'... He worries about what cuts and a lower quality of care mean more broadly."

Under our government, Nova Scotians are thinking about mental health more than ever. Mostly while waiting on hold but whatever. Anyway I usually stop thinking about my problems and go golfing. How about you?

Remember, they just got their rate hike approved…….. Feels like shrinkflation….or in this case powerflation. We pay more for less product.

I've written to politicians for years about the pathetic support financially for the disabled. I think I might have gotten a few replies in that time and it was standard political bs. A disabled person deals with so many daily struggles , they don't need added financial stress. It should be

Look, when you’ve spent months carefully curating your personal brand as Nova Scotia’s most enthusiastic part-time Mi’kmaq auntie, sometimes the facts just have to take a back seat.

With the upcoming oil & gas exploration around Sable Island, I’ve heard some of you pussies are worried about the horses. It’s all good! We’re going to showcase them all summer! Coming to a town near you. The tour ends at Shubenacadie Provincial Wildlife Park where they’ll be locked up for winter.

We’re calling this project “Not touching you. Still not touching you.”

It’s almost like I could see the future. -ND

Happy Friday everyone. No comment on all of our recent shenanigans. Just a friendly reminder that I invented the phrase “It’s All Good.”

Salmon can use a mirror? www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...

I’m amazed Rebel News is on BlueSky and they only found 80 arseholes to follow them. Good work, fuckfaces! -ND

I think I’ll probably be booking a work trip that day to Zimbabwe to sell them bottled Nova Scotian fog.

Enjoy the complimentary coffee and toilet paper at the offices.

Don’t get your hopes up. Those shitkickers set a permanent date of 1952.

The Kitchen Party Express is a pants-optional flight.

So we bought Doug Ford’s private plane for $55,000 and turned it into an Atlantic Canadian flying dream. On-board Mary Brown’s with a hot gravy fountain will ensure my staff is well-fed and greasy AF. #nspoli #onpoli