And if you're wondering how it's going in Nova Scotia, Houston blocked citizens from....checks notes. OUR HOUSE. Province House. We pay for it, and it works for us. We...are denied. #nspoli

James, every time someone sets the bar we rise above it. The PC Party is the Michael Jordan of being twatwaffles.

She’s been working out her middle fingers all weekend with lobster bands.

Well, the NSPCs all voted yes on the terrible budget, but at least they voted down one part of the Financial Measures Act that the public spoke out against.

Not nice!

Yes, the PC Party is running attack ads on MLA Becky Druhan. Yes, the mobile number associated with those attack ads is (902) 471-8926. No, you shouldn’t call/text and tell them it’s not nice. Remember we need to be thinking about decorum.

Remember the emergency order around Lake Pisiquid? We’ve been keeping the aboiteau gates closed to maintain high water levels for “fire suppression” since 2023…signing a renewal every two weeks since to maintain a state of emergency to keep it that way.

Throwback to when John Lohr and I learned how to make a hash pipe out of a plastic tree bucket planter thing. Simpler times.

We can play the hits about decorum all day long. -ND

Ah yes. Decorum. The PC Party has the balls to point fingers about decorum. -ND www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...

We think this sends a stronger message to stay off the wet rocks at Peggy’s Cove.

It’s not hypocritical that the Speaker of the House flipped the bird. Only trained professionals like her should perform legislative vulgarity and profanity.

Happy Saturday! Any suggestions on things to do this weekend that I can make excuses to not attend?

My government is truly the Fresca of governments: bubbly on the surface, weirdly bitter underneath, and mostly requested by accident or indifference.

Announcing the Protest Fast-Pass System Standard Protest – wait outside legislature for hours. $29.95 Express Protest – sing loud for 30 seconds before security escorts you away. $44.50 Platinum Protest Package – $55.99 to yell at a MLA thru a plexiglass drive-thru while they look at their watch.

I don’t want to pile on today but the next Nova Scotia general election will be on or before December 7th, 2029.

Everything about this is outrageous. The NS Minister of Ed refuses to properly fund public schools. This isn't just about HRM. "But when asked if the province would commit to new funding to cover any possible gaps for librarians left by Halifax funding changes, Maguire [didn't] answer the question"

Folks it’s not the singing. We conservatives LOVE music but ONLY when we’re pandering for votes, and definitely NOT when we’re trying to vote ourselves.

And as feared the government is planning to pass the Appropriations Act (the budget bill) tonight - under cover of darkness while the majority of Nova Scotians are sleeping. I really hoped Houston wouldn’t stoop so low but he never disappoints. He’s an utter coward and a despicable POS.

Oh yeah. It also facilitates contacting the elected representative in the pothole’s area so FFS don’t do that either. We can’t handle any more emails.

Nobody better look at this Nova Scotian created website that tracks potholes and forces government accountability. Don’t share it either. And for goodness sake don’t add pictures. roadrot.ca

Surprised nobody spotted this in the budget. Guests learn to make fresh-cooked boiled dinners & immerse themselves in the lost art of a traditional home.

Climate Plan Update Property owners can now sell “pre-coastal” real estate and apply early for limited edition kayak-based commuting grants. More environmental action, faster!

I gotta say…I’m loving Houston. Just like my loyal subjects do. Gotta take in all the sights! How far to the Alamo? I want to see the basement.

Bring your dildo to province house day will become an unofficial NS holiday

The Halifax Sexual Health Centre is hosting a fundraiser. Don’t you people get any ideas about making and painting Tim Houston dildos. That would NOT be nice.

This "Radical Left" was regular verbage by Poilivre. The ONLY reason you no longer hear it is because PM Carney's approval ratings scare TF out of the #CRAP. Believe me...they still believe this shit and will return to it if ever given the opportunity to lead our country. #PoiLIEvre #NeverCRAP

Making required investments to our emergency departments is no easy task after years of NDP and Liberal rule. Sigh…we’ll get there.

My 39% approval rating is actually a good thing: Trickle Down Popularity. Super wealthy developers feel great about what I’m doing. Eventually it should trickle down to the general public. No timeline available yet, but that might trickle down later too.

Newf?

The Newfies call this Sheila’s Brush. Or Sheila’s Bush. I can’t remember. Something to do with estrogen and body hair. Either way it’s a Newfoundland thing and I hear from lots of people that it’s all in their heads. No worries.

I’m announcing the Maritime Method Acting Program. Actors will live as underfunded artists for six months. At the end, they perform a one-man show called “I Applied for Grants and Eventually Moved to Etobicoke for Work.”

Totally nothing to do with removing those bridge tolls. Trust us.

Look, I don’t believe those numbers are accurate. The Nova Scotians I know are all about things that matter to them: no bridge tolls, lower HST, quality Brothers pepperoni and NOT responding to poll calls. Nova Scotians I know never answer the phone.

I’m hearing from a lot of cops that unlicensed weed stores are the reason Mindhunter got cancelled on Netflix. No Mindhunter since 2019, a couple years after cannabis was legalized. It adds up.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Remember: the only pot at the end of our rainbow should be bought at the NSLC.

That wind is strong today. The earth must be spinning way faster than usual. #nspoli

You roly poly motherfuckers need to start jogging or something.

#1 (from bottom) Tim well done "it's only a 10% drop" -NS minister of Education

Yukon really was a pioneer in marketing. We need this kind of thinking, or T. We have low T. www.scarymommy.com/parenting/we...

Met with Alberta oil and gas loudmouth Robbie Picard this week. Back in 2016 his “Lesbians are Hot” campaign was provocative: three words, wildly inappropriate, and somehow still more coherent than half our policy announcements. Local meetings with professional protesters will just have to wait.

Six Sevennnnnnn

My loyal subjects rejoice!

I hope people don't stop pressing the NS government and paradise paper Tim to rethink the whole budget and stop the other cuts that will gut too many crucial things we need in this province. Let's not take our eye off the ball and keep this government held to fire and force a new budget.

Called it 😐😑 #NovaScotia, we have our very own #TacoTim. @dimhouston.bsky.social #cdnpoli #nspoli #Halifax

Remember: mansplaining is short for man explaining.

Houston was out of town for the last Shoulder to Shoulder Rally, so let's show him in a even bigger way what he missed.

Happy International Women’s Day. Since women are closely aligned with the moon like werewolves, we intend on floating many balloons strategically in the sky over Nova Scotia to block the moonlight. This should stabilize emotions to a livable degree over the next week. You’re welcome!