People *hated* hated the stuff around the budget.

🤬 Rogers cuts 230 jobs, closes radio stations in Vancouver, Calgary, Halifax and Kitchener Company confirms 230 jobs cut, 80 in radio www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I dunno it’s pretty fun

At the Canada Day parade in Westville, Marjorie asked if I was close to fixing the economy. I pretended I was from Bell Aliant.

My team built this #DimGPT so I don’t have to answer anymore questions from the media, constituents, or the media. Enjoy! dimgpt.netlify.app

Rise and shine everyone. It’s Hump Day!

A first-time homeowner is moving into this spacious four-bedroom open concept (a used Ford F-350 with the cab seats folded down). A full tank of gas gets you from Halifax to…almost Truro. Good news: no landlord. Bad news: lots of mosquitoes. Keep ‘em rolled up.

Not nice! @mackinnonart.bsky.social

I’m working an angle on legalizing prostitution and figuring out how to harness sex energy for the grid with kinetic beds. Lots to figure out. Pretty sure it’ll also do well with tourism slogans…Fucking Nova Scotia or something like that. What a growth strategy!

Highly doubtful Kim.

Happy Father’s Day to all you wonderful middle aged real estate developers.

You poors enjoying the sailboats or what? #SailGP

Look, if someone uncovers a 17th-century stethoscope on Oak Island, then this all pays for itself.

People keep asking why I watch Sweet Magnolias. It's important to study unrealistic fantasy worlds where local governments solve problems.

Door knocking for Claude Bourgeois in Chéticamp-Margarees-Pleasant Bay. Don’t ask me how to pronounce Bourgeois because it’s unpronounceable. Anyways. The dog is just thanking me for keeping property values high enough that squirrels can no longer afford the neighborhood.

Look, so I heard all about this drunken escapade. The only mistake Mayor Myra made was apologizing. We usually just announce a task force.

I’m thinking about a feasibility study for a provincial cryptocurrency backed entirely by blueberries.

The poll only surveyed people who answer unknown phone numbers. Real Nova Scotians are busy waiting for healthcare. halifax.citynews.ca/2026/06/11/h...

Look ESM, there’s no cherry picking. We remain committed to attaching patients based on medical need, waiting time, and whatever makes the registry spreadsheet look smallest on Google Sheets.

Look Philip, if I’m being contemptuous then sneering is probably the right face. Don’t nitpick.

Career guidance is simple. If your grandfather fished, your father fished, and you fish, that's what we call a diversified economy.

Look, if Nova Scotians want access to information they can simply file a FOIPOP request and receive a heavily redacted response six months later.

Look, I love all Nova Scotians. It’s just libraries unfairly compete with our province's leading literacy strategy: hoping for the best.

Look, you can believe this government or your lying eyes.

I used AI to build a website called DimGPT. Fully functional AI that responds as Dim Houston would. Ran out of free credits building the thing. I’m not buying credits to protect my privacy, so it’ll go online in 30 days. ;) -ND

I hear a striking CUPE worker is running in the byelection. It would be a shame if word got out and he was to get elected! Forget I even posted this. trevorpoirier.nsndp.ca

People tell me The Laker is fake news.

I just watched Remarkably Bright Creatures and cried my eyes out for two hours. In related news we’re planning to expand our octopus industry. I bet we have a bunch offshore.

Brian Wong is BACK as my Minister of Advanced Education. In related news, I heard that Tommy Lee Jones is being picked as a spokesman for anti-wrinkle cream.

Look, I respect the collective bargaining process and nothing strengthens free collective bargaining like the Minister of Seniors publicly pressuring workers to ignore their union via a public letter.

UPDATED Search underway for missing newborn baby in Halifax Search taking place in Clayton Park subdivision, 4 people in custody ___________________ · CBC News · www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Subway drive thru kiosks got people standing there stabbing the screen like divorced dads trying to print checked baggage tickets. I’m outlawing Subway.

I tip servers well. 20% easily if it’s great service. What kills me are places like Subway that make you lean out the window and punch in your order on the touchscreen, then ask for a tip via the debit machine. Motherfucker got me completing a government form to obtain a mediocre meat tube. -ND

I may be old fashioned, but nothing says 21st century education like little Aiden feeding maple chunks into a furnace with a snow shovel.

Nova Scotia needs affordable housing so naturally we support luxury condos attached to a tailgate district beside a runway. www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...

I’m going to do a State of the Province Address: We’re in a fucking state. See y’all next year!

it's very disappointing when all the content ideas you had started thinking about to make the 40th anniversary of buskers a bit of extra fun are basically now in the toilet because tim houston is a twat waffle.

I mean, it would free up the emergency….You promised to fix healthcare……fixed! The less ambulances at the hospitals the better 😂😂😂

Let’s not rush to conclusions about what happened in Annapolis. The important thing is I’ve started a task force on wet ambulances.

Happy Victoria Day weekend where all Canadians celebrate Victoria Beckham, AKA Sporty Spice, every year to pay tribute to the most talented Spice Girl. More zig a zig ah, faster!

This is me telling a bunch of CUPE workers to calm down during the mansplaining session.

This is a peak mansplaining stance. When I deliver a mansplaination, you better fucking believe I’m doing it right.

That’s our boys! Fried as fuck too.

I would love to know how the department "followed up." "...half the denied applications this year were turned away because they were incomplete. First-time applicants are required to submit a heating bill, and Munro said her department followed up with those who didn’t..."

Nova Scotians told me they wanted leadership during wildfire season. That’s why I leased the most airplane-shaped solutions available.

Knowing a guy with a boat means you don’t need to buy a boat. For most people. I like boats and everyone knows me.

This is so uncalled for. *writes it down*

When I head to the Legion, it’s usually to take professional photos with veterans on Remembrance Day during an election after I say campaigning that day is wrong but do it anyway because I’m the ultimate gaslighter. But we’re there for Larry Harrison yesterday. Brought the cameras too cause fuck it.

@dimhouston.bsky.social one of your buddies just showed up……😂😂😂

I’ve directed Tourism Nova Scotia to study whether the name Lick-A-Chick could be bought and applied to other sectors like Lick-A-Haddock, Lick-A-Lobster, and Lick-A-Hydrogen. As our homage, we’re creating a new apprenticeship program: Certified Chick Licker Level I. It’s hands-on learning.