I will not rest until Nova Scotians get answers from Nova Scotia Power. As for getting answers from me? Buddy, good luck. I’ve been dodging committees like they’re moose on the 104 up by Thibeauville.

Emily mistook a plow for a rival dragon and engaged in a territorial dispute. Crews are working to de-escalate the situation. I’m there telling accounting stories to lighten the mood. Expect delays. #NSStorm #PlowVsDragon

Before anyone calls any level of government talking about "why isn't my road plowed?" please remember that secondary streets always get plowed last. Your mom will continue to get plowed first. #nsstorm

I named my fists “Youth Outreach” and “Budget Cuts.” Guess which one lands much harder?

I got plans for Boston’s next Christmas tree.

I tried to draft a strong statement against @woodyxmastree.bsky.social but autocorrect changed “tree menace” to “true nemesis” and now it looks too dramatic.

Buddy, I need you to say these numbers add up. No, don’t check them. Just believe. That’s the true meaning of governance. You’ll get it. #KidsGetLearntByDim

This PC caucus is shedding members faster than I shed responsibilities! Impressive.

The only renewable fuel that looks you in the eye before it drops.

Watching these Grade 5 kids learn how to call and steal an early election by holding it in November. #TooCold2Vote

What’s that smell? Rural prosperity. Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose. Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.

We’ll apologize as soon as we finish apologizing for not reading the report. It’s a process. And the more you guys uncover the more we have to apologize before getting to the real apology eventually.

I’m not sure what happened with the ostriches thing but since there’s a convoy and flags I’m assuming they’re all lined up to fuck some.

The UK ends no-fault evictions while Nova Scotia continues to allow landlords to evict no-fault renters. Why, Mr Houston, why? Anything to do w/ the $16.5k donated to your campaign by landlord Scott McCrea? Or $12,377 fm landlord Joe Shannon? Or $11,644 fm landlord Kanellakos? Hmmm #CdnPoli #HaliSky

I’m so incredibly proud of Nova Scotia’s first rocket launch! Ooooooh barracuda! #nspoli

The fact that the Premier’s personal lawyer is also his chief of staff should ring alarm bells about a conflict of interest, not a doctor looking to help alleviate our overloaded healthcare system on the weekends when not doing MLA duties. -ND www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Charities in the Halifax area have started their holiday giving programs to help those in need this season. Some are offering holiday hampers while others are holding clothing drives #Halifax #NovaScotia www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

All Nova Scotians should pee sitting down. It’s far more hygienic. Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only. Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!

While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli

We’ll take this loss but make up for it when we pave Keji.

Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.

Tim Houston and the Nova Scotia PC Party use the military as a populist tool. If he wants to show respect, he can make substantive policy changes. Or give us Nov 11 as a stat holiday? Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...

If a veteran were on trial for any crime, and any member of the court (clerks, lawyers, judges, etc) were wearing a symbol of support (yes, even a poppy) then bias is introduced to an impartial process. The issue is bias. It had nothing to do with politics until a politician made it so. -ND

Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!

Thanking @thechronicleherald.bsky.social in advance for the best picture that will be transformed into pure fun. -ND

An American scam forcing itself upon Canadians thanks to Harper 2.0 & authoritarian Premiers like Tim Houston who just unilaterally ended Nova Scotia's ban on fracking. youtu.be/K2oL4SFwkkw

I don’t worry about ruining bike lanes. That’s a non-issue for me fam.

Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND

I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND

With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!

Volunteers behind Save West Mabou Beach Provincial Park group have ordered 100 signs featuring the premier that parody advertising used by realtors. #WestMabouBeach #ProvincialPark #NovaScotia Nova Scotian's are not having it.

Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.

I tried No Nut November but by day five my Fitbit thought I died.

“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” - George Constanza

Looks like he’s hiding a croissant that lost the will to bake.

When I get to 3,000 followers I’ll spill the tea on one Nova Scotia MLA who, according to his wife, is “all foreskin.” It’s apparently a built-in windsock. What a team we have!

That quiet is the sound of every @bluejays.com fan shitting their pants. -ND

Special interests are always talking about turning back the clock on progress. I actually did it. I don’t follow the clock. The clock follows me. That’s leadership.

These Blue Jays have 1 touchdown to the Dodgers 3 touchdowns. My boy Doug Ford needs to shake this team up. Unacceptable! #WANTITALL

We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #Halloween

Make sure you sit on the toilet and google science-illiterate websites as a warm up before wearing.

To be fair, none of these four even believe we have a coastline.

I didn’t even make the list? Probably since @thecoast.ca doesn’t have a social media presence anymore and their content is 95% AI generated since they fired most of their writers. I guess I’ll try harder for next year. 😂

We’re doing nuclear. Remember who called it first. -ND

I would love Dim to be someone’s podcast guest. Just to see if I could keep up this stuff for an hour. -ND

I appointed myself as Minister of Energy. Here’s the plan:

Honestly, if you’re drunk enough to think you’re a firefighter, you’re halfway to government. www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

Today is World Menopause Day. Big fan of the new motto: “Cool Down, Calm Down, Don’t Frown.”

Some may call this gaslighting, but this government prefers to believe in potential truths.

The people demanded change, so we changed their ability to demand.