"Assitarian" wouldn't even be the right term for it. Vegetarians don't eat with their veg. An assitarian would be someone whose diet is strictly tossed salads. futurism.com/artificial-i...

If the President is using public dollars to buy adult diapers for himself, that has to be FOIA-able, right?

What in the Tammany Fucking Hall is this bullshit?

Congress has the "power of the purse". You have to put it in quotes now because they've made it into a meaningless phrase and you don't want to suggest it means what it says.

OK, but this is really just another admission that the profit driven motivation of healthcare in the US is broken. "Pharma bilks healthcare insurance which bilks Americans then sells the drug at mandated prices elsewhere" isn't a sustainable business model for world health.

Nappa: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Dow's level?"

Dear Internet, I petition that we nickname Liam as "Good Bunny". What say you?

Is the Pats offensive coordinator on the IL this week? What are these fucking stupid play calls??

Chicos, ¿por qué de repente estoy hablando español? #badbunny

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Every time I hear Hakeem Jeffries or Chuck Schumer mention "affordability", I realize they still don't fucking get it and are listening to the worst fucking advisors and consultants. I immediately tune out any other bullet point bullshit they babble about. Grow a fucking soul, you corpo ghouls!

I NEED MORE "THE MUPPET SHOW"! PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE A SINGLE EPISODE SPECIAL!

Fuck off, Jack Frost.

OMG! I had Don Lemon getting arrested on my 2026 Bingo card!!!

There's so much disappointing in this article.

What prevents the following scenario with the current administration? DOJ intentionally libels Trump Trump sues DOJ settles Democrats call for impeachment...Republicans haven't seen the video yet Rinse Repeat Like, how fucked are we really?

What a coward. Why stop at $10B?

There's probably a scene in "Melania" where DJT admits to being a pedophile on camera and then goes on to explain exactly how he rigged both elections that he won. But unfortunately we will never know.

Still true.

Don't check the Celtics score.

@nra u up?

Fuck absolutely everything about this. apnews.com/article/ice-...

Prediction: Stidham won't play in the NFL next year. It won't be entirely fair but it will be true.

Goat? Was the original Space Jam not good enough to cover this ground? #TeamLooneyTunes

Is there some axiom where there's some sort of breakdown in discourse if you can't distinguish between someone who is certifiably insane and espousing lies as a result or they are feloniously malevolent and espousing lies as a result? Like Poe's Law for the Criminally Insane or Immorally Criminal?

This episode of SNL is just hot garbage so far. Last week was stellar but absolutely nothing tonight is hitting.

James Austin Johnson, thanks for the ongoing Trump impression. Tonight...it just feels tone-deaf. Fuck Trump. Fuck Noem. Fuck ICE.

Dear Dickhead Chip Roy, This you? roy.house.gov/media/in-the...

Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.

“Heartbroken but also very angry… sickening lies by the administration… reprehensible and disgusting… Alex is clearly not holding a gun… please get the truth out about our son, he was a good man…”

I hope every plastic surgery is twice as bad and painful as her last for the rest of her life. May her outside reflect what is on the inside and be pained that no further work can correct what she has done to herself. She should never have a comfortable moment for the rest of her miserable life.

How has it gotten to a point where our federal government is taking everything Good and Pretti from this world? This has to end.

@stacos.bsky.social Any idea why BPD was all over Dudley St and Blue Hill Ave at Magazine St around 5 PM today? Multiple cops parked with lights going and others driving around lights off. Was something going on at St Patrick?

@universalhub.com BPD everywhere around Dudley/Blue Hill Ave intersection. What's going on?

Going to the dentist for a cleaning then immediately eating a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a small pack of Oreos feels...counterproductive.

I hope every side effect of whatever he's on combined is making his waking life hell and that the hellish lifestyle of the Presidency serves to exacerbate every single one of them two-fold. The best trait of his narcissism is that it won't let him quit for his own health in his final days.

Just saw the new He-Man trailer...sorry, I should use the movie's full title: "Marvel's Guardians of the Narnia Universe" trailer. Why do you have to find some bullshit alt universe backstory for He-Man? Can't we just accept there's a He-Man universe and start from there? I want FANTASY back.

Funny...in all this talk about "taking" Greenland...not once have I heard we'd give it statehood. Somehow I bet that would make this whole debacle less palatable to Republicans. Just put it alongside Puerto Rico, DC, Guam...etc. Republicans really love having "territories".

If only they were born here, they could be President.

Yes, yes, we all know Donald Trump is the Mad King. What I want the media to figure out is: who is playing Jaime Lannister as the Kingsguard right now?

Dear Congressional Republicans, He's talking about you, too.

This is just a Masterclass in subtweeting.

President Boomer snail mailed a Truth tweet to the President of another country. I feel like this is exactly what the Silent Generation foresaw coming when they looked at their kids in 1967 and passed the 25th Amendment.

It's November. Trump has spent months insinuating domestic terrorists would violate "the election". He demands that elections be suspended. Blue states ignore him. Red states cancel their elections. Johnson and Thune refuse to seat a new Congress/Senate with partial results. Now what?

Is Jonathan Ross also a pedophile on top of being a murderer? Is that why the DoJ is protecting him so much?

Goddamn vibe coding in AI is gonna ruin everything.

Some day in the near future, we will find out that members of this Cabinet pulled a "Weekend at Bernie's" on us. Trump will have died just hours before a critical photo op and they just posed him and didn't tell JD Vance until it was over. I will not be shocked when the news comes out.

If you go back and read all the Dilbert comics as a vehicle for Scott Adams as the Pointy-Haired Boss (the only main character to not have a name) to complain about the rest of us never understanding or appreciating his genius...it all starts to make more sense.