So current theory is some dipshit from Wisconsin fixated on Brown University and drove all the way to a shitty hotel with his two handguns and then shot up a bunch of students. We are so broken.

Nick, did you know asking artists for permission is the law?

@samreich.bsky.social I hope you've run into Emily Wilson before. I think she'd be a hit on any number of @dropout.tv shows. www.therealemilywilson.com

Please, please, someone who reads the article, please tell me it starts "Sure, here's an article all about how Artificial Intelligence has been the biggest influence on the past year. It all started years ago — when computer scientists..."

I don't see what the big fuss is about. When I go to the airport, I often pull up to a bar.

Gawrsh...this seems like a bad idea, Mickey...ahyuck.

I know I'm preaching to the choir but can we please chastise anyone that turns adjectives into nouns in the way Trump does? "I aced the Medical" "We have to win at the Cyber" "They all avoided the Cognitive unlike me"

Dear Miami, Winter is coming. DeSantis and Trump are going to want to make an example of you because of today's election. Look out for each other.

Stick with me here, Rand...but what if ALL of America could join Congress and one person negotiated for all 350M of us...it would literally be the largest collective entity in the country and the prices would be whatever the country wanted to pay.

Fuck you, Spotify. It's not my fault rock is dead.

While being discussed for a possible impeachment and war crime charges...with zero self-reflection...just brazenly charging into the breach to do it again and again. He needs to be stopped.

Xenophobic? Odd. All the countries he's "xenophobic" against seem to have a particular trait to them. And all the ones that don't have that trait he doesn't seem to be xenophobic about. Are you sure "xenophobic" is the right word choice?

The second missile strike on the survivors in the wreckage is so nakedly illegal that it might have repercussions. But the first missile strike is equally as illegal and there's zero question as to whether Hegseth ordered that one. What are we even doing here?

How does this NY Giants team have two wins this season??

@profanity.accountant Hit me, shit reader.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

🎵...the bombs bursting in air...🎶 Ok, maybe not ALL of them... foxbaltimore.com/news/local/h...

Do you know who else thought swastikas were only "potentially divisive" and felt that under certain contexts they were perfectly acceptable? Yes, Nazis.

Anyone who interviews a Trump defender about this quote and doesn't immediately interrupt their response and say "Quiet, piggy" and then end the interview is missing the entire point.

I swear that when the reporters were addressing Bin Salman in the White House as "your royal highness" I saw Trump perk up every time.

"We found one particular individual, John Smith, who was collecting SNAP benefits in 37 of the 50 states! I mean, it's almost inconceivable and probably required a conspiracy of multiple individuals to collect and cash that many checks from so many different places every month!"

I hope whomever buys the Bob Ross painting from JohnOliversJunk.com just gives it to Steve Ross. @lastweektonight.com

If you know anyone that ever said the tariffs weren't taxes on the American people, are they now willing to admit they were lied to by Trump since he's removing the tariffs to attempt to lower their food prices?

"Island" Yes. Island. Like that's not in question. It's literally an island, Donald. www.google.com/maps/place/1...

This feels anti-capitalist. If those 30M immigrants outcompeted Americans in a free and open marketplace then what place does a conservative government have to say differently? Doesn't top dollar determine who has the "right" to the asset...or does JD not believe in the market?

Question: Did Jeffrey Epstein create and own the piss tape video people presume that Putin has a copy of? Because...that...would be spectacular.

From: Jeffrey Epstein [email protected] To: DJT Sent: Fri Apr 01 17:25:45 2011 Hey, do you want me to bring the chicken or the steak this weekend for dinner? I'm actually talking about chicken & steak...unlike all my other emails where I am making references to different little girls.

@warren.senate.gov I really need you to state if you are complicit with Schumer or willing to take over for him. Thanks.

We're trying, Senator. But you all keep protecting him as the minority leader of the Senate.

"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org

If you're a neighbor of Tim Kaine, please, keep him awake all night...forever...for all of us.

@markey.senate.gov Your primary opponent just said Schumer should be replaced. You better get on board or you're going to be left at the polls next year. I WILL hold my nose and vote for Moulton even if this is the only reason. This is THAT fucking important, Ed.

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working. We need new leaders in the Senate.

Why is Dick Durbin THE WHIP OF THE CAUCUS when he can't even stick to the same vote as the caucus leader? How was he not ejected from his chair as soon as the Yea left his lips? The word "WHIP" has a meaning!! Why is anyone else in the party okay with this?? COMITY MUST DIE ON THIS HILL!

@warren.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov Let's go. The train is leaving. Are you the conductors or left standing at the station? Get on the right side of history. Stand with the people or do us a favor and join Durbin and Cuomo.

The only reason he has the fucking guts to say this is that the Senate works to keep him in power until he is finally out the door. Any fucking functional party would eject him from leadership IMMEDIATELY for undercutting the minority leader and probably take out the leader too for incompetence.

When is Schumer announcing that these people are losing all power in the party for going against his wishes? Why is Durbin still #2 Democrat in the Senate tonight? Chuck is in on the scam. Warner or Warren should be leading this party and I don't trust Warner. Elizabeth Warren for minority leader!

@warren.senate.gov If you don't make a statement that you should lead the party in the Senate and Schumer and Durbin should step down immediately, then you will have lost my support. I knocked on doors to get you elected. I believe you have us at heart. Prove it. Chuck has failed us a final time.

@edmarkey.bsky.social If you want my vote in your upcoming 2026 election, I better start hearing you talk about removing Schumer from leadership immediately. I won't vote for Moulton but I'll find someone who understands the stakes and is willing to do whatever is necessary to fix your party.

I wonder if the plan is to close the commissaries in these bases or not. Hmmmm...

Don't worry, Mike. The next day you won't even know it happened.

Seriously asking...I've been searching and can't find a single election won by a Republican tonight. Anybody?

"Democrats win nearly all the elections across the nation. This isn't something they've done in a long time and this is why it's bad for them." @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Did a Republican win...anywhere?

You can't send him back to Boston. We don't want him.

Imagine looking at a completely successful broad spectrum political campaign in one of the biggest cities of the nation...and thinking that it's a problem for your approach to politics and NOT thinking that it's your approach to politics that's the problem. Get some introspection, Matt.

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social Did we run out of cultural guests worth hearing from until you got all the way down to Joe Manchin? Surely there had to be a documentarian or poet that had the afternoon available.