fortune.com/2025/09/30/w... If anyone would like me to be Secretary of the Treasury, just know I'm smart enough to know I'm not good for the role.

There is a significant faction of the armed forces that wouldn't follow Trump into a McDonalds let alone a coup. I'm glad to have discovered that today as a result of the shitfest they televised in front of the heads of our military.

I would like all of our generals and captains to remind each other and their troops and sailors that they took an oath to the Constitution and not to Hegseth or Trump even if they have to read the words between all the shit stains that this Administration continues to wipe on the document.

Just to reiterate: If you think you have to fight "Anti-fascists" that automatically and unquestionably makes you Fascists.

Magic Number. Zero. #redsox

We are bailing out Argentina, a country that is now selling its soybeans to China. They used to buy them from us but the tariffs make that impossible. Don't worry. We are likely to bail out the farmers here too.

Agreed. Everyone who disagrees with me is not a Nazi. Which is why when I use the term for people like JD Vance you know that it has meaning.

Someone should gift him a golden cow statue with the 10 Commandments written into the side of it...he wouldn't get it. It'd be hilarious.

So...they did die then and earlier when you said no one had died you were lying?

for the first time in history the woke mob has un-cancelled somebody

I'm not sure how much more of this Patriots team I can watch this year.

Remember when companies had to innovate to grow? I probably need a historian's perspective but did we do something stupid in regulations (probably in the 80's) that allowed acquisitions to become the dominant motivator in business? Or is it the sheer volume of wealth propelling it?

Geezus! The production value over there puts our shows to shame!

People need to step up and do their part. Tell Disney that you're done with them until they stand up for us! I cancelled my sister-in-law's Disney+ account, my brother's ESPN+ account, and the Disney Cruise tickets I bought for my aunt and uncle last Christmas (they almost used them next month!).

Do I like that Disney is as big as it is? No. But, they are enor-mouse. They have the kind of legal & financial heft that could depose an American Dictator-in-Waiting. They took down DeSantis. They could do the same to Carr/Trump. We need these mega-corporations to fight WITH their customers.

Oh shit! @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social is comin' out of the booth tonight on The Daily Show! Is Jimmy gonna cameo??

Colbert rose from the table with a gleam in his eye as shiny as an Emmy. He glinted at the audience. "If I'm leaving this dance, I'm going out big. I'm all in." He looked slyly to his left and right... "You know my next guest from his show on ABC, please welcome Mr. Jimmy Kimmel!"

Do you think they talked about Prince Andrew the entire carriage ride? I mean, what else do they have in common...

This is further evidence of someone who doesn't believe they will ever be out of power and have to answer to their own claims. And even if they are out of power, they don't believe the opposition will act as they are professing to do. These are the claims of a megalomaniac.

Here's one for @nytpitchbot.bsky.social: How can you find out if you're one of the 300 million people who died last year from drugs? The answer may surprise you.

If you are or were in the FBI, DOJ, or other enforcement office and left or were fired by this administration... ...I BEG YOU to be prepared to seek justice when the next administration starts all the fact-finding and tribunals. Come ready to file it all. No Merricks, only Robert H Jacksons!

I hadn't learned about these people in the 50s and 60s. This was an important article and a completely apt analogy to modern times.

@jtkantor.bsky.social I feel like a Dancing Queen named Eileen who's bringing a dream of buttercups, baby.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Did you eat a Snickers or something?

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Just so we're clear. This is from a video game (Helldivers II) where you're an expendable soldier in a satirical dystopian future fictional solar system. The humor is heavily inspired from "Starship Troopers". That code calls in the biggest bomb available.

@devincole.bsky.social Called it.

I'll give him this. If he's taking his remaining funds and then some and putting them into good charities, that will be the best decision he's made in the last year.

NEW: Shame on the Wall Street Journal for moving forward without details about their single-source reporting on this. The ATF is now saying the "internal law enforcement memo" about "transgender and anti-fascist ideologies" has NOT been verified and DOES NOT match their information.

This is an important thread. It seems weirdly disrespectful to try to turn Kirk into something he clearly despised.

It is fucking insane to me how easily the media is whitewashing Charlie Kirk into an old-school, let's talk it out, friend of the Right...and not a trolling, escalating, dishonest, megalomaniacal fascist. He preyed on the dumbest and they mourn him...because they wish they were as good at it?

I wonder how many conservative commentators will forget about 9/11 tomorrow because they are too preoccupied with riding the attention wave from today's events. Gonna be interesting.

I can't help but wonder if Charlie Kirk would have rather had a bag of leaves on the ground in a DC park in exchange for that FBI agent tracking down early warning signs online from his eventual murderer in time to stop his killing.

Asymmetric media warfare. There was not one WORD like this out of any of their mouths when a Democratic LAWMAKER and her family were killed (and another and his family shot) in their homes. Now, Kirk is a martyr for stopping "leftist violence". There's no path forwards with this propaganda winning.

Boston should give the entire lower right hand corner of the city to Quincy. They'll all be happier there I'm sure.

HOW MANY FUCKING NEWS STORIES OF CITIZENS, VISA HOLDERS, GREEN CARD HOLDERS, REFUGEE CLAIMANTS, AND OTHERS LEGALLY HERE BEING PICKED UP BY ICE DOES BRETT KAVANAUGH NEED TO SINK THROUGH HIS THICK SKULL THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE?

The return of late inning heroics from the Red Sox. It's been gone for a while now.

ARE YOU SERIOUS, CEDDANNE?!

The white horse of Conquest rides from the White House, the red horse of War just started from the Pentagon, the pale horse of Death is leaving from the CDC... I guess we're just waiting for the black horse of Famine from the Department of Agriculture any day now to start the US Apocalypse.

Does anyone have a "minutes to midnight" clock for US Civil War? Asking for a nation...

Trump wasn't an FBI informant. Trump was a co-conspirator who flipped on his former friend to save his own ass. These are not the same things.

When we get around the bases to "job fucking" someone is gonna have to let me know if that means you love it so much you're having sex with your job or if you're just really bad at your job and fucking it up every single day.

Assuming this is true and accurate, this is exactly what I want to show every QAnon/conspiracy theorist who believe there's deep cabals in the government hiding secrets from them. This was a handful of SEALs and some Pentagon officials who knew about this...and that's it. And it went to the press.

Why start now? This administration doesn't give a fuck about legal authority.

Trump is definitely fucking Satan.

The US military committed a war crime, CNN.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, sir, fuck all the way off with that noise. This is exactly what the rest of us are trying to get you to stop doing. IF HE EVEN LEGISLATED ANYTHING IT WON'T BE SOMETHING YOU WILL FIND COMMON GROUND IN. Please look around. The party is leaving you behind.

What are the odds that Donald Trump has advanced prostate cancer (the same diagnosis as Joe Biden)? It would mean he's had it for years (even earlier than Biden) and hidden it just to win the election and run the country (the same complaint raised against Biden in May). Wouldn't that beat all?

Willie Traynor over here learning from his mentor CB Bucknor.

America Next?