A pedophile wants to recreate the hunger games. Hide your fucking children.

I’m getting a little too into Heated Rivalry

What phones are we using in lieu of the iPhone? I have the 13 but it’s already starting to rapidly decline.

And what a year it has been Merry Gazoonkamas to all who Gazoonka

my ancient Spotify account reminding me that my #2 les mis ship was possibly the craziest crack ship (enjolras x eponine) (I was 16 don’t yell at me)

after watching sen. kelly’s press conference what i most admire is how much of it was just like, get a load of this guy, hegseth. you see this dumbass? one of the dumbest guys you’ll ever meet. prize dunce.

are you fucking kidding

why are white women in Utah so convinced that Roma people are trying to kidnap their kids or dose them with fentanyl in a Target parking lot in broad daylight

I should not have gotten my Covid and flu shots at the same time yesterday

I’m hitting my stride. I got a Juicy tracksuit from Marshall’s. Leopard print is all over my wardrobe. I am the state of New Jersey.

HAPPY EVERYONES A STAR RELEASE DAYYYYY #5SOS

Our sweet lad deserved so much better, he should be such a good Star Wars guy

I swear to god the parking lot at my job isn’t plowed because they hate ether employees so much

Noted thief James Watson died!

Doctor Jones!!!!

My dad won Halloween

America Runs on Dunkin because blue collar workers run on Dunkin

I need someone to make a definitive way to tell the difference between flank pain and back/rib pain

My back really hurts and I want to go home but my boss doesn’t believe in WFH, so I guess I will remain here and unable to focus

Rereading my own fan fic because this Louvre thing is too perfect. I cannot believe some of the sentences I wrote

(TW Pet loss) We made the decision to let my baby rest. I know it was the right thing to do, but I feel so empty.

My baby boy old man (cat) is extremely sick and I don’t know what to do? I want to run to the hospital where he is and make them let me sleep by his kennel.

Also, Y’ALL

Boss is gone again and it’s so wild to be able to like … laugh with coworkers while not looking over our shoulders

I love when my boss says something in our team Teams chat that gives the impression he doesn’t want us to talk to each other. Never mind the fact we’re not allowed to stand in front of someone and have a short conversation about anything but work.

Phan in 2025 has me lying on the floor

Maybe it’s time to bring back the Evil Baby Orphanage

Is anyone actually doing anything about this threat or what?

I’ve had the most confusing week work wise. What do you mean my boss treats me like an idiot but I’m now doing something wildly consequential

Im so sorry but im muting the word “Showgirl” for the next month (the artist is already on my filter list lol)

Day One of only wearing skirts to work because my boss made a weird comment about me “never wearing pants” (I’ve worn a skirt maybe four times in the last five months)

Why the rabbis have yet to say anything about feathers, the head rabbi used this painting by George Frederic Watts as her visual representation of hope

The theme of this year’s high holidays is “Hope” and I’m thinking of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social right now.

You might want to look up University of Washington psych class Nazi salute if you're looking to remember that we outnumber them.

It’s Yom Kippur and I’m really upset I’m to able to experience it in person due to a flair I know started at, of all places, Kol Nidre services

@hankgreen.bsky.social I’m being so serious right now, can you please ask this person where they got their skirt 🥲

@grunklemary.bsky.social PLEASE tell me you’ve seen the F76 announcement

This is the administration that just fired a bunch of FBI agents for kneeling at a BLM protest five years ago.

I’ve been MIA bc of work stress and sick cat, but here’s a few legendary secondhand finds that def came home with me

One day I will have enough Pizza John shirts for a tshirt quilt.

MOVE OVER LABUBU @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

I just got my first orthostatic headache where is my prize

I finally hung my mezuzah and, god bless, my boyfriend is worried people will think we’re weird about Palestine. I know he ment well (and we’re going to talk through what he said) but I hate the idea that I can’t be visibly Jewish without feeling like I have to compensate? Does that make sense?

Fat Bear Week is so soon 🖤

Last week I didn't know who Charlie Kirk was. What Groypers were. I had never heard the word incel. And I had no idea something like transmaxxing could possibly be real. I want my innocence back. This is worse than when I found out Curtis Yarvin/NRx existed. Why are men so fucking weird?

My whole week tbh

I love being chronically ill bc I can’t figure out if I’m hungry or going to upchuck