Look, this is what happens when @gimmethefife.bsky.social and @mattbartlettvo.bsky.social abandon me after adding me to their FC. They're waiting for you two 😁

Last night I took an edible around 9PM to help me sleep. At 10PM I got a notification that @jessecox.bsky.social & @crendor.bsky.social were doing a Nick Cage movie night Let me tell you, watching Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent while wicked high is an *experience* 10/10 would Nick Cage again.

The 'don't speak ill of the dead' liberals are out on here. No, I think I will speak ill of a fucking war criminal who killed hundreds of thousands, actually.

The tanks would deployed so quickly. Out of nowhere, the siren went off roughly five minutes after it had been declared. I thought there would be a gradual decline into Islam, but NO, Zorhan was not going to do anything slowly. New York City had fallen. - Debra Messing's Dairy (probably)

Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads

I’m crying it just keeps getting better the longer it goes on

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

I hope hell is real and he is roasting in it. He has the blood of millions on his hands

Jesus, Blue Jays. You’re stressing me out so much you’re giving me heartburn! The Red Sox have never even done that!!!

My bestie is SO close to hitting her Facial Feminisation Surgery goal on her Go Fund Me!! Please share her fundraiser and let’s get her to her target! 🩵🤍🩷 #lgbtq #gofundme #trans #promo #promosky #transsky #helpsky gofund.me/45de8bdc8

I don't think I've ever watched a World Series that didn't include the Red Sox. But I'm INVESTED this year.

Surely *someone* in this baseball game has filled their limit gauge by now.

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#nokings Portland frog brigade

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

Part of me wants to watch the World Series in hopes that the Blue Jays will pull off a miracle and beat the Dodgers The other part of me doesn't want to see the massacre I know will happen.

Finally getting around to the Dawntrail Hildibrand quests. Chronically ill girlies, new treatment for brain fog has dropped!

I absolutely love that Steiner is just a huge Vivi fanboy

I want this as an emote...GIVE ME THE EMOTE SQUARE....

This is every run of the Praetorium in FFXIV🤣 The Warrior of Light hates ICE. (Seriously though the Portland Frog is a hero)

For me, “and I ‘ate the mess he left on the floor” is probably it. But I’m married to someone who is comprised of about 70% Simpsons quotes, so there’s A LOT @thekindlyones.bsky.social

I do appreciate that Dunkin Donuts is the anti-Squeenix and likes me so much that they give me a free coffee on my birthday (and absolutely not because my birthday also falls on “National Coffee Day”)

So @thekindlyones.bsky.social and I just realized Not Alone from FF9 starts the same way as Kirby’s theme from Super Smash Bros Then I had to listen to Not Alone cause Kirby was now stuck in my head Then Scott started playing Kirby’s theme on full blast while I tried to, because he’s a jerk 😂

Decided I needed to play Final Fantasy 9 before I continued playing FFXIV. Just finished it. It was wonderful. Thoughts in the thread

So in case anyone was wondering what i’ve been up to lately…

What did I say?! Now that I had a way to go to Las Vegas for FanFest, they’ve moved locations. WHY DOES SQUARE ENIX HATE ME?!

Thinking I might start streaming again soon! Both games and crafting, like I used to!

Hm… do I play Clair Obscur in French, or English? On the one hand, I get to play the game in its original language, and brush up on my French. On the other; @benstarr.bsky.social . Decisions, decisions….

The things I do to avoid having to download an Adobe product 🙄

"No, because she's wonderful. It's her natural slime. You can be slimy and wonderful." No context for this conversation with my husband

Not sure if I'm watching Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 3, or Baldur's Gate 3, tbh

SUPERMAN

So right after the last FFXIV Fanfest, I remembered that my cousin lives in Las Vegas. He said that I can absolutely stay with him for the next one. But how much you wanna bet that FanFest will move locations next time? Because, you know, Square Enix hates me personally.

Me working with a pattern I put together back in 2009: “What the fuck? Why is that— oh past Alex… oh you sweet summer child…” I made some choices back then (I didn’t know what I was doing)

Gotta say, walking by a teenager only to have her stop dead in her tracks when she saw me, saying “Shut up! That is the most adorable outfit!” Has to be the highlight of my week

……I apparently just went to Rafael Dever’s last game as one of the Red Sox. He got a home run today. WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE A SHIT TEAM?! @lizardbish.bsky.social

As I remake my TOS Star Trek uniform, I am reminded that whoever made the decision for how to construct the female uniform clearly hated the costume designer. There are only 8 pieces total but they are ALL different. I really hope I remember which one goes where.

Ever had a game you’re obsessed with even though you haven’t played it yet?

Might be a rocky start but don't worry, he'll be much better in a few years as Pope Leo XIV: A Realm Reborn

I was in the French immersion program in my public school for all 13 years. I knew French pretty well for a while there Explain to me how for those 13 years (and the 17 years since) I had not ever heard or seen the word for America in French and I had to realize that because of FFXIV?!

The world might be on fire, I might be going through hell right now, But DAMN did I make a good batch of chili tonight! 🌶️

One of my best friends has told me for years that I have a Boston accent. I definitely don't, she's just from Florida 🤣 but uh.... I'm watching the Red Sox right now and the way I just said "Good job guys, you fucking suck".... even I could hear the Boston accent there.

Every so often Discord reminds me that I joined on my 27th birthday, and I gotta wonder. What the fuck was I doing on my 27th birthday that made me go “I should really make an account on Discord!”

Out of context thoughts from @thekindlyones.bsky.social “Oh. Well, three headed dog from hell is on the loose. Eh, don’t wanna deal with that right now.”

I asked @gimmethefife.bsky.social if I could have a higher rank in our FC, and THIS is what she did to me. WHY ARE MY FRIENDS LIKE THIS?!

I remember the song “beat it” played at the end of this game, but the versions I have found to play online don’t have that. So I bought this and a floppy drive to prove I’m not crazy! Perhaps I will revive my stream to do so. What do you think?

I am literally doing that thing that all those ads in the 90s told me not to do

The one plus side of being sick and having to stay home from work is at least I was able to get the minion on my first run of the Underkeep! I don't understand why they called this the Royal Hound and not the Regal Beagle.