Kinda want to make a StarCraft II bot but at the same time it's so much work and I'll probably never make it good enough to compete on the bot ladder

Miss is bored yet doesn't want to play anything

You know you've made it when the ads of the company you work for start appearing in @fireship.bsky.social's videos 🐇

It really nice that the year i plan the most travel is also the year where planes can't stop falling out of the sky 🫠

Water fountains are way too effective, my cat is speed drinking this up and then gagging right after

The euphoria of having your open source PR merged by upstream 💖

What a fascinating contraption

I think the single most appealing thing I can see in someone's profile is a screenshot of their personalized text editor / terminal / Linux desktop. Idk why, it instantly makes me see them as way cooler for no particular reason, particularly if they're posting about a specific piece of code.

I kinda hate how people put text in images to bypass personal muted words

Cat on the table

The kitten's newest hiding spot: her toy box

it legitimately stuns me that any software written in Python and typeless JavaScript works at all

i raised myself by wolves

i was such a dumbass who was so desperate to feel like i belong i let ppl treat me like shit

whats so wrong with me

midna could fix me

You know that moment when you're so dense that you need it explained to you but no one does because they're assuming you're being a dipshit for asking questions that "everyone" already knows the answer to since you didn't add "genuinely asking" at the end of your question so you're left wondering w—

The masculine urge to make a dress-up game

Stupid mutelist idea: people with a profile picture where they wear a suit.

Someone explaining IFPS: "In other words IPFS is just a better version of BitTorrent." 🤗

That game was addictive

Bipartisanship with nazis is the same as being a nazi.

Seat warmer

Use of python is dangerous for your health, use with caution. In case of dizziness, headache, fever, stomach pain, nausea, or other symptoms, consult your doctor.

today was such a long day, I deserve like a month of hibernation

cursed workplace invite - "Holiday Get Together via Microsoft Teams"

Taking a look at the pantry after receiving my clear aligners is a painful experience. I want to snack so bad, but I can't.

Following people who don't follow you back and then seeing them rant about non-mutuals :/

The uplifting patriotic feeling of teaching others how to swear in your language

my bed is so comfy today...

Ok, but like If you don't want to see me reply Then I don't need to see your post in the first place

free me from estimation and planning meetings

being an adult is like you're alive and you suddenly have to throw 1k at a new AC

i really should write a backup script

She's completely out of her mind it's so cute

My cat is on drugs and she's having the time of her life

That's it, I'm adding ketchup to my "muted words". 🤢

anyway, piracy is cool and ethical and everyone should do it

it's actually insane how common kernel level anticheat is becoming nowadays, even on games that clearly don't get anything from it pretty much the same vibe as random android apps using safetynet for no reason

She's the present under my tree

The cat accepting its own mortality and inevitable death is somehow more heartbreaking than the ferocious struggles and desperate cries of help as she's being washed in the sink

go error handling is good, actually

i very much want to be in a bubble with likeminded people. i think that would be swell

Didn't expect to see a marriage proposal on Bluesky. Congrats to the fiancées!