I have never watched a single episode of that kardashian reality show or any real housewives of wherever shows.

Yaaaasssss. Planning one of my own.

We need a word with her stylist. Right now.

Stupid things I have seen this morning: 1. Advertising your music while simultaneously making fun of Taylor Swift.

I was never interested in pledging. It looked so dumb to me. I had other interests.

how can one stay mad at life when the universe continually aligns you with amazing humans. my cup has been overflowing

Weren’t they recalled recently?

I actually prefer cakes and candles because it could be a double entendre.

Revolution

I’m also watching reaction videos to hear what everyone else has to say. We are all gagged.

Anyone else been watching blondie’s visual and lyrics albums on repeat?

Officially switching from Apple Watch to Samsung Watch.

Becoming the best version of yourself can come with a lot of goodbyes.

Grief doesn’t always mean loss as in death. It's the pain of outgrowing places, people, and patterns that once felt like home.

Prius, Tesla, BMW, Kia. If you drive any of these vehicles you are a terrible driver and an AH. It’s like they all have the same mental illness. Get out of the way!!

If you’re giving yourself to someone you can’t have difficult conversations with, you don’t love yourself enough.

I don’t want anything to do with zombies. Kill me in the first second of the apocalypse.

Learn to say no. The end. That’s all I have to say. Have a good day.

Feminine energy is the art of being. This guide teaches you how to tap into your creative flow, align with your intuition, and manifest more joy and abundance through everyday acts of creation. open.substack.com/pub/hunnygod...

Men are so… ugh. Can someone create a list of all the men on bluesky that we can use to block them all?

Y’all didn’t know they built prisons based off how many black and brown kids were in the GATE program in elementary school? Oh.

Am I tripping when I think when you say travel, I think a passport was used. Going from one state to another… idk if I would call that traveling. Let me go look up some definitions.

That was you.

People who weren’t alive to see Lil Kim’s MAC campaign, or to know she basically is the reason why men and women rappers are being dressed in designer and luxury brands, I’m not interested in their opinion. Bc that was not happening before her

Repost if you were in the GATE program while in elementary school AND later in life went to prison. 👀

And that’s the best thing I can say about her.

Lil Kim + Missy = Nicki.

Dreams are either prophetic or therapeutic. Prophetic dreams tell you that something is coming, prepare. Therapeutic dreams revitalize your brain from daily stress. Day dreaming can inspire and help you escape stress or anxiety.

When you treat yourself so nice, your vibration rises and that immediately changes the people around you. People who are not worth your energy will never be in the same spaces as you. You create a safe and peaceful space for yourself. The opposite is also true. The good news is, you can change, now.

Y’all remember the joke by Patrice O’Neil about eggs? Lmaooooo.

Define chaotic…. Like packing all the clothes in your closet, donating them, ripping out the fixtures in the closet, painting it, putting in shelving and getting a whole new wardrobe?

I’m at the car wash, nothing but a bunch of men here. I’m getting my girl ready for the day and watching these men in their natural habitat.

Those cost money.

Best?! The gift of a fantastic parents. They gave me a perfect childhood, paid for my post secondary education, they bought me a house, and have taken me on vacations, and brought me up very well. I’m very grateful for my parents. I would add gifting myself self love has been transformative.

The gift of a wife.

I just wrapped a wedding gift for my friend and her bride.

I’m always treating myself to something.

Brand new car.

Every single swiftie in the world right now

WHOS EXCITEDDDD

It feels like swiftmas in October.

Last day as a tortured poet, tonight I transform into a showgirl!!

This is your release day reminder that Taylor doesn’t owe us anything, and we are statistically bad at decoding easter eggs. I don’t want to see any bitching and moaning if there’s no tour or doc announcement, no double album, no rep tracks etc. We are definitely getting 12 new tracks. THANK YOU TAY

12 hours left

Government being shut down should mean automatic paid days off work until they go back to work.

We were first in line when they were being handed out.

Absolutely not.

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