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the Bitch is back

Distractions, distractions

travelling to places you can't pronounce, drinking cocktails *I* can't pronounce, speaking a language I'm not remotely close to fluent in

Burkina Faso would be a beautiful name for a girl

Poolside vibes ✨ Secret summer gift for @chonkyjohn.bsky.social! (🔊)

aussie shepherd

i am perfecting my reels algorithm

Revenge is a dish best served in a convenient portable squeeze tube

portrait of chihuahua as waffle house waitress(2022)

My painting TIDAL WETLANDS

getting back into it

Big spoon little spoon

getting so mad at the news that I have to go be a dragon about it

Palette challenge thing I did with my friend @vacantbyron.bsky.social 's character 🏖🌴

come on bluesky let's get this thing poppington

chip and joanna gaines you will pay for your crimes

why is nobody talking about [small detail about a niche, decade old thing]

he blue on my sky till i skeet?

"gender me this" - the gender riddler

In my mind I already have a million followers and the Fame is starting to get to me

shouting "counterspell" at your niece's baptism

christening this account by throwing a champagne bottle at my computer