In bed due to last night's brain induced insomnia that was supplemented by a dickhead dog.

Could have picked a better time to be looking at holidays in Mexico...

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Playing the centre half as a left back, midfielder as a right back & two slow as fuck centre halves. Fuck off.

Fuck off Keane you dawdling cunt

That's the thing that winds me up with VAR. Surely they should be able to advise it's a dive/playacting & it should be a booking?

What a load of shite

Sky analysis 30 odd minutes of discussion on goalkeepers, gets to one of the keepers playing tonight who's also England's number 1. "He's alright for a short bloke"...

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Fuck off England

Right, I think I'll slob in bed for the first hour of cricket.

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@gwladruns.bsky.social with a vegetarian chum & we're remembering our choices in the late 80s. Sosmix has cropped up 😆

Right, beer festival it is. It's a brown beer one rather than a wanky can one. Hopefully much mild will be supped.

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Well that was a rather damp walk to the pub.

Kiwi lad knocking himself spark out in the halfpipe. Scenes no-one wants to see...

carlislecitycouncil.bandcamp.com/album/the-la... Currently listening to

Thought I'd get up & go for an early morning stroll. Opened the curtains & thought "fuck that". Back in bed.

If Pam Bondi was a waitress.

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I don't think there's a celebs death that's affected me more than Sean Lock. Currently watching Harry Hill's podscast & became really sad at the thought he wouldn't be on it.

Watching the original Daredevil & suddenly realised Joanne Whalley is the nun 🤯

Back/sciatica is playing up so I'm not in work. Some have got the hump because it means they're missing out on overtime. In too much pain to feel guilty.

On his birthday as well, have they no feelings 😫

"Just noticed that Jesus didn't receive a 2nd yellow card for that shove at the end. Absolute nonsense." Money changer, Jerusalem 33AD

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I see leasing the Chagos islands is now "woke".

Just got home & it's been empty all day for a change. It's fucking freezing.

Childish but I couldn't resist. www.adidas.co.uk/jabbar-lo-x-...

I see Mourinho is using a variation of the "I can't be racist, I love a curry" defence.

Sad to hear about UK Hip Hop producer Simon harris. Music of Life label had some bangin' tunes late 80s - early 90s. Lot of 'em got sampled on early Rave tunes. I put a little mash together 🎶

I've only just realised Logan Paul & Jake Paul are two different people & not me constantly misremembering someone's name.

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Think I've seen about my fourth different equity punk sob story in the last 2 days.

Oh no, Australia limping out of the world cup due to rain. How sad.

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This England side is rubbish.

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Pakistan shitting the bed is no great surprise

Well you can't get much closer to a hat trick ball than that.

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Makes a lovely dark & stormy

Guy in the ethnic supermarket as he puts this through the till "be very, very careful with that mate" 👀

There is a part of me that hopes England limp out so they can have a clear out of the frauds currently involved.

Absolute beauty from Rashid

Blinking Eck it's a bit brass monkeys out.

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The lad & I confused as ice skating finishes & the girls go nuts