Day 2 of me explaining to a customer as why they can't have the moon on a stick.

Glad that apart from checking the score when I woke up for a piss, I made no effort to watch/listen to this.

If only there'd been some evidence that in Australia the best approach is to bat long & tire out the bowlers then cash in.

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Just watched the highlights of the test on the iPlayer, the bowling really is abysmal & I don't think anyone's buying the defence of Smith by Root.

I don't prescribe to the theory that fireworks are used to signal some sort of drug deal as surely these days it's just text from gift phones. However I struggle to come up with another reason why anyone's setting them off tonight.

You can't beat having to clear the snow & ice off the car before the first day back at work.

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This England side really are useless.

Brook you brainless get

Oh good tms have started with TCV 🤢

Swann talks quite a bit of sense, needs to stay away from that banter schtick.

Just got round to watching Sinners, decent enough but not sure I'd rave about it.

Christ that's the first time I've heard Labuschagne speak . Not a fan.

The fear is real.

2 up top, glad to see we aren't just crossing it into the box 👀

Awful first half that.

Don't think just playing the odd game really does Patterson any favours in trying to find form.

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Right bed & tms

Australia doing the simple things really well, causing England huge problems. Yeah that's kind of the problem. They can't combat simple things the brainless cunts.

Openers getting out cheaply & it leading to pressure on everyone else is not really a newsflash.

Decent ball which makes the previous two look rubbish

Fuck off Crawley

Wtf was that, not going anywhere near the stumps

Fucking hell the amount of tournament 180s from the shite haired wool 👀

Can someone tell this pair in the darts they don't have to talk constantly.

Oil companies helping run a country hey ...

Haha that pen for wolves, fuck off.

I bet Greenland/Denmark became a lot twitchier this morning.

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Just watched that new Knives Out film, thoroughly enjoyed it, actually felt like it's 2hr 30min length was about right. Daniel Craig sporting some phenomenal clobber.

New curry house being attempted with no meat involved. Fuck it mixed vegetable phall. I've only had 10 pints of Guinness so it's bound to end well.

You know what I think this night needs. Some random fireworks. Tits.

Right, breakfast of antibiotics, off to the pub for pints & shite gambling whilst the deccies are taken down.

"there was not enough impact and a delayed reaction". What a load of bollocks.

Someone's setting off fireworks at 11am like it's normal behaviour.

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Free juke box in the local & some cunt has put on loads of Pink Floyd, this is why we can't have nice things.

Well NYE has started with a bang, a fresh course of antibiotics...

Trip to the doctor's at 2, Great build up to New Year's...

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Lol @ man utd

Why the fuck are you kicking it out when in a good position because your own player has cramp.

2 foul throws in the same game, was it the same player?

There were an awful lot of positives in that Everton performance. It'll never catch on.

How's he missed that?

Risen from my bed like Lazarus, saw the team. Maybe I should have stayed in bed. #fuckoffeverton

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