In bed with a busted knee, 8pm on a Saturday, ain't old age brilliant!

Rory & DeChambeau not exactly the best of mates 😂

Josh Kerr, wow!

5 live calling Fleetwood "Tommy Lad" 😀

Looking at a short break at the end of August, some good prices for Seville from Liverpool. Then saw the average temp is 37° that might be a tad warm for my blood.

Bela Lugosi's fed

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For the first time in a long time that loose bit of floating cartilage has decided to take residents behind my knee. I forgot how fucking painful it is.

Finding cheap holidays & sending them to MGL despite her having no holidays left. All from the pub. Suggesting I'll just go on my own may culminate in me being binbagged. 😆

Well the consistent smell of smoke has now been replaced by muck spreading. Boss.

Absolutely smashed the first new episode of only connect, although there are 2 questions that result in a huge "oh fuck off"

Be still my beating heart 😍

My moody fire stick sub finished today & the usual fella isn't replying to messages. Currently listening to TMS & preparing for an evening of council telly...

These morning walks in sunshine certainly beat working.

An hour sorting out IT issues for MGL's home office, an intermittent broadband signal was hiding the fact the ancient repeater i'd set up in the hut has finally given up the ghost.

Don't buy into the Scouse not English thing but I'd be* significantly more gutted if Everton wet the bed in a semi. *Have been

Grinding Kane & Bellingham into dust because you brought shite like Toney & Henderson was likely to catch up at the later stages.

@bsrg1.bsky.social any Argentinian psych I should spend my winnings on 👀

Playing Harry Kane into the ground @ every fucking tournament seems to be going well.

Well at least I've won money 😬

Get Jordan Henderson on!

Kane not having a kick in a semi again...

One up & shit the bed

I think it all went to shit when he took Gordon off. I hate myself.

Has rice kicked the ball in the last 20 minutes?

Glad to see both sets of fans respecting the national anthems 👀

I've gone with the approach to when the shite are in a final so put as much as I'm happy to lose on Argentina to qualify.

@bertwooster.bsky.social you've probably been sent this loads by now

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So the question is can England be less pathetic than France?

Danny Elbow?

If he'd have dived yesterday? That sounded witty in your head but makes absolutely no sense you boring tit.

Once Everton has touched you...

How's that not a yellow card?

Due to work being done, we're down to one toilet, one bath & no shower. Not sure it's the disaster the kids are suggesting. They've no idea what a flannel shower is.

Well completing applications for shelf stacking jobs today has proved interesting. Asking people why they're attracted to the job seems a tad superfluous. I've made a load of nonsense up but at some point I'm going to put "I just want to be told what to do & not think for 20 hours a week"

I see the cricket is going well.

Honestly it's melting in this hall, cut the speeches short. À

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Sam Neil always seemed like one of the good ones. RIP.

Graduation tomorrow, I'm now the only one in the house (4) without a degree. Also the only one hasn't had to book a holiday #unithercitiofllife

My over riding memory of "Baz" is if we'd picked the best wicket keeper of a generation instead of a golfing gingertit, England would have won the ashes, that's ignoring the batting like dickhead's when their spinner was injured & hooking every bouncer played to them.Don't get me started on Anderson

Just watched The Furious, the fight choreography has blown my mind. The Raid might have been the pinnacle for close up stuff, but wow. I'm in awe. Obviously you need to like martial arts films.

No job* so I've spent the afternoon in the Sunday club. I've had worse days, might do the same next week. *MGL informs me I'm not allowed to say I'm retired I need to find a part time job

I'm off to the pub shortly after 10 days with the family. They've just announced they're following me down shortly. I'm not sure they've understood the reason I'm going to the pub.

MGL goes (food) shopping once in a blue moon as she hates it. Every time I go the next time after her I find she's taken the trolley pound out the car.

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Just seen the goth boxing news. Bit of a tonic that.

MGL before leaving for the holiday "are you sure you've enough clothes, there's hardly any compared to mine" Upon returning "you'll have to wear that hoodie you came in, it won't fit in the case"