Spoilt Victorian Child
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Beer, music & moaning about Everton.
Day 2 of me explaining to a customer as why they can't have the moon on a stick.
29 minutes ago
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Glad that apart from checking the score when I woke up for a piss, I made no effort to watch/listen to this.
about 4 hours ago
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If only there'd been some evidence that in Australia the best approach is to bat long & tire out the bowlers then cash in.
about 4 hours ago
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Wordle 1,662 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wasn't convinced but I couldn't think of anything else
about 4 hours ago
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Just watched the highlights of the test on the iPlayer, the bowling really is abysmal & I don't think anyone's buying the defence of Smith by Root.
about 13 hours ago
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I don't prescribe to the theory that fireworks are used to signal some sort of drug deal as surely these days it's just text from gift phones. However I struggle to come up with another reason why anyone's setting them off tonight.
about 16 hours ago
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You can't beat having to clear the snow & ice off the car before the first day back at work.
1 day ago
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Wordle 1,661 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
1 day ago
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This England side really are useless.
1 day ago
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Brook you brainless get
1 day ago
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Oh good tms have started with TCV 🤢
1 day ago
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Swann talks quite a bit of sense, needs to stay away from that banter schtick.
1 day ago
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Just got round to watching Sinners, decent enough but not sure I'd rave about it.
1 day ago
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Christ that's the first time I've heard Labuschagne speak . Not a fan.
1 day ago
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The fear is real.
1 day ago
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2 up top, glad to see we aren't just crossing it into the box 👀
1 day ago
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Awful first half that.
2 days ago
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Don't think just playing the odd game really does Patterson any favours in trying to find form.
2 days ago
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Wordle 1,660 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
2 days ago
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Right bed & tms
2 days ago
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Australia doing the simple things really well, causing England huge problems. Yeah that's kind of the problem. They can't combat simple things the brainless cunts.
2 days ago
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Openers getting out cheaply & it leading to pressure on everyone else is not really a newsflash.
2 days ago
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Decent ball which makes the previous two look rubbish
2 days ago
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Fuck off Crawley
2 days ago
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Wtf was that, not going anywhere near the stumps
2 days ago
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Fucking hell the amount of tournament 180s from the shite haired wool 👀
3 days ago
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Can someone tell this pair in the darts they don't have to talk constantly.
3 days ago
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Oil companies helping run a country hey ...
3 days ago
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Haha that pen for wolves, fuck off.
3 days ago
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I bet Greenland/Denmark became a lot twitchier this morning.
3 days ago
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Wordle 1,659 3/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
3 days ago
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Wordle 1,658 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤢
4 days ago
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Just watched that new Knives Out film, thoroughly enjoyed it, actually felt like it's 2hr 30min length was about right. Daniel Craig sporting some phenomenal clobber.
4 days ago
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New curry house being attempted with no meat involved. Fuck it mixed vegetable phall. I've only had 10 pints of Guinness so it's bound to end well.
5 days ago
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You know what I think this night needs. Some random fireworks. Tits.
5 days ago
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Right, breakfast of antibiotics, off to the pub for pints & shite gambling whilst the deccies are taken down.
5 days ago
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"there was not enough impact and a delayed reaction". What a load of bollocks.
5 days ago
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Someone's setting off fireworks at 11am like it's normal behaviour.
5 days ago
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Wordle 1,657 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
5 days ago
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Free juke box in the local & some cunt has put on loads of Pink Floyd, this is why we can't have nice things.
6 days ago
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Well NYE has started with a bang, a fresh course of antibiotics...
6 days ago
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Trip to the doctor's at 2, Great build up to New Year's...
6 days ago
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Wordle 1,656 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
6 days ago
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Lol @ man utd
7 days ago
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Why the fuck are you kicking it out when in a good position because your own player has cramp.
7 days ago
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2 foul throws in the same game, was it the same player?
7 days ago
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There were an awful lot of positives in that Everton performance. It'll never catch on.
7 days ago
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How's he missed that?
7 days ago
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Risen from my bed like Lazarus, saw the team. Maybe I should have stayed in bed.
#fuckoffeverton
7 days ago
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Wordle 1,655 6/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 👀🤯
7 days ago
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