i only ever check bluesky when pissing. this says alot

my grandma has these mint gummies that are sweet but also breath mints so the mint like. counteracts the sugar and makes it super bitter at the end. some bullshit i swear to god

world's doggest woman. 3 in 1 shampoo in this bitch

oh i forgot to post it... my bad y'all

Girls will find a Handler-coded coat and their girlfriends will *immediately* start begging to be treated like this.

in the cars universe the matrix was directed by the kachowski sisters

brb writing a bsky post

they turned me into a fucking jar of mayonnaise

opps sent me straight to the belly of the beast, jokes on them I'm into vore

goin down on a bitch with XL labia call that shit queef jerky

salsa on my balls boys

i actually hate having been raised in touch with my cultural roots and getting weird looks or not being understood by the white queers around me

stealing my most autism-friendly cutlery from my dads!! #ethicallysourced

i think that jewish people have done many incredible things for our society

i should post on here more

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@tobyfox.undertale.com deltarune trio for smash.. like pokemon trainer

thank god for lesbians

yo girl so resi she dent my evil

hey all, kind of a change up in post, not sure if this will end up gaining any traciton, but im just putting this out here to get as many eyes on it as possible. pretty much, things have not been going great, so i've made a gofundme to help me get on my feet and get outta here. gofund.me/427f9ac8

welcome back to another episode of "does she have the sniffles or is she hiding a coke addiction sending her bankrupt"

new username drop

damn i kind of................ stoppped existing for a while hello bluesky theres another woman in my head now i swear im not as insane as that makes me sound

haven't shaved in days but I am somehow still serving cunt from beyond the gender binary (probably the tooth earrings)

chocolate covered strawberries are like dog treats for lesbians

*stroking her pubes like I'm petting a dog* "I haven't made a sex playlist yet, fuck. is the shadow the hedgehog soundtrack a good sex playlist"

at the selfcest exhibit damn these mirrors are sexy

we need transfem version of closer by NIN I wanna frot you like a puppygirl or something idk

gotta stop getting high alone it just makes me depressed

papas fuckasseria

you can tell I had too much to drink last night

wait what the fuck do you mean I exist and have a body and interact with and have an effect on others please tell me it's not a bad effect please

depressed and horny while crossfaded gotta be top ten experience of all time

pups can have a little bit of "I'm going to kill myself" as a treat

save me hung tgirls

I'm so fucking exhausted good lord I wish I could be funny

fuck my stupid puppy life

got really drunk and high & I somehow broke my screen protector, but every other part of the night was so good

my heart is full of love and joy for life and the people in mine who make every day a blessing I love you all anyway back to your regularly scheduled hating

I wish all transfems who started with very little body hair especially on their chest a very good I am going to steal your genes

so many sweet sounds in my ears cannot replace the heart and warmth of real laughter between lovers

I haven't been particularly kind to myself, for a very long time. I know I must change, and so desperately I want to. and yet, I remain, just as selfish, unable to find the effort needed to be the better person I crave to be. Maybe Tomorrow, I repeat, every time I try.

might get high and think if i can cook up some banger posts for the bsky

I be touching my pickle rn,,, I'm bouttta brine

jerking off will fix me (it never does)

The yearning is strong tonight.. so bad my collar doesn't even help and probably only makes it worse .... this is a bad night for pup :(

eating apples makes me feel like a horse

what the fuck is up blue sky who's ready to absolutely destroy this day and get on the grind?? not me,,. tuck me back into bed and kiss my forehead and call me a good puppy please

NO WAY KENDRICK JUST DROPPED HOLY SHIT

trying to put two and Two together as to why the random hookup I had last night has left me feeling so hollow and made me cry into my dinner,,, I love emotions