"earth is ideal for the evolution of life"

the thing about ethnonationalism is that it appeals to most people's innate sense of stupidity

thistoosmacksofyuri.mp4

monster energy spiked with methylphenidate

somewhere out there ghost trotsky is really disappointed in us rn

everyone: how do we fight the rise of fascism me: well we could ask the spirits for help. oh spirits please show us how to defeat fascists in a proven workable solution leon trotsky's ghost: tovarisch you must reform the red army me: get out here ghost trotsky, you scamp. anyway he's right.

i know i'm a bastard but i honestly think we've moved past the phase of being able to shame moderates into not working with the far right. they're not only okay with it they like it. they should be treated as far right themselves.

if there's one thing the working class needs to know it's that the rich don't care whether we live or die and never have.

oh no i'm the spreadsheet gf aren't I?

beginning every other sentence with the phrase 'as a marxist'. anyway as a marxist i'm still haunted by her ass

my idols are dead and my enemies are in power

just saw a teenager curl her eye lashes on a full tram while standing up and i have nothing but respect and admiration

yesterday i had a "why does my brain hate me" moment when i was sitting outside on my lunch break enjoying the spring weather and my brain went "it's nice to have warmth and light which is why it's going to suck once winter begins in 6 months"

me reading marx and every few minutes I go "so true bestie" to myself so you know I am a comrade

it's considered class warfare to tax the rich but not to starve the poor

hell march still goes kinda hard ngl: tidal.com/track/143405...

me, to the other girl during the threesome: this pussy ain't big enough for the both of us *draws a revolver and shoot the other cowgirl*

We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

today is one of those days when the urge to go back to sleep is overwhelming

me, to the other girl during the threesome: this pussy ain't big enough for the both of us *draws a revolver and shoot the other cowgirl*

catholic guilt: maybe i shouldn't have gotten a third mistress protestant guilt: i could've worked more

they made a device to listen just like nona used to eavesdrop

slang that i can't place where i got it from is huff it as running or exert myself physically

me: where is my mind today oh right tau ceti iv

i do think there's a fundamental problem of society that "experts" both are given too much credit as neutral arbitrators and also aren't given enough credit when it comes to a lot of stuff.

one must imagine sisyphus jacking off every once in a while

the lines between propaganda, advertising and political media have always been murky at best

there's no heterosexual way to say this butt

what i write on tinder: soft butch seeking soft romance, rough sex and the heart of a kind woman what i want to write on tinder: save me hung trans woman top save me

you: future historians are going to think we're such a joke me: i didn't peg you for an optimist you: what do you mean me: that you still think there'll be historians when all this is over.

i think it would funny if a villain is like i've been expecting you while petting a cat & then the cat is constantly in the way and interrupting the villain's monologue & stepping on the villain's keyboard when they're about to launch their evil plan etc. would be a more realistic cat situationship

what's better than a lesbian with a sword? obviously a lesbian with two swords

if you go to another country for this, they should be allowed to hunt you for sport

toxic yuri implies the existence of poisonous and venomous yuri

i have so much to do and instead of doing it i'm overwhelmed and wondering how i'll be able to do it all..

people were shocked at how quickly corporations adapt to autocracy. i was shocked by how naive people are. the people funding tyrants are surprisingly okay with tyranny.

me: i never had the patience for arts and crafts.. also me: time to buy a laminator to make stuff for dnd and also spend hours on fake documents as well.

it doesn't matter if you tell liars they're lying because they don't care. it also doesn't matter if you tell people who love liars that they're being lied to because they love liars.

i think i'm pretty good at eating regularly but then every once in a while it'll be 4 pm and i realize the only thing i've had all day has been a piece of chocolate and coffee

it's kinda disconcerting to see nostalgia take over reason and facts in real time as your generation start to reminisce about a simpler time in the 90s early 00s. like it was simpler because you were a child. they were dropping bombs, shittifying products and crashed markets then too.

me trying to explain something to my gen z friends: a baddie so cunty even I get into forced topification

i made this today, it's a travel poster for tau ceti iv in @marathonthegame.bungie.net

re-watching stargate sg1 had taught me that any long running procedural sci-fi needs to have episodes that contain the following themes: main characters have been copied/cloned/etc, virtual reality where you die irl if you die in the machine, mirror universe, alternate timeline, weird aging.

i made this today, it's a travel poster for tau ceti iv in @marathonthegame.bungie.net

can't sleep because of anxiety from finding finding a lump that is painful

people: what if this the fall of the roman empire? me, an intellectual: no it's obviously the neo bronze age collapse

i often find myself thinking about throwaway lines in video games. in assassin's creed IV black flag in the scene where Edward Teach (Blackbeard) dies he says in a world without gold we might've been heroes. and i know it's not very original but i think about that sentiment a lot.

me trying to explain why trimming your finger nails is so important for lesbians to my cishet coworker: imagine if the penis had teeth.

i wrote a thing: bonuslesbian.medium.com/socialism-fo...