lately i've just been doing thousand yard stares constantly

i do empathize with carbonara purists because i also have created something simple i felt was perfect and have had people be like "well wouldn't it be better if it was completely different" and no it wouldn't.

generally speaking: "what if humans are the real virus" is a bad trope but that being said i would argue that there are stories where humans straight up are the villains and that doesn't necessarily say anything about humans in real life other than that we have the capacity for evil.

almost time for lunch or as i like to call it breakfast

it can't be said enough i don't know why we as a society charge people for vaccines when it's much cheaper and better for everyone if we have less diseases. there's many vaccines i'd love to get but costs several thousands kronor.

almost nothing good starts with the words "in 1940"

being a good friend means sending a voice note to a friend where you rant about politics for 16 minutes while doing an accent you've never had before in your life

must say there's something inherently appealing in watching beavers carry dynamite around

unsorted list of folke snuggles: - i'm hungry, feed me mother i am kissing up to you by snuggling - you fed me mother and deserve snuggles - you shouldn't leave the bed mother snuggle me instead - you've been away for many moons mother (3 hours!) and i missed you because i thought you abandoned me.

i do think ultimately having a very long perspective on history can be very funny because to me when people are like 'the internet was a mistake' all i picture are like catholics in the 16th century fighting protestatism and being like 'the printing press was a mistake'

who says i don't have any good qualities? i'm tenacious just like your mom's pussy

writing a moderately unhinged essay and email as an application.

when people say the period after WWII was relatively peaceful what they really mean is that most western countries didn't suffer any direct conflicts on their home turfs but engaged in many violent colonial struggles & peace was actually a luxury good only prevalent for a minority of the population.

one of the very toxic ways this society works is constant monetization. you're supposed to monetize everything in your life. especially when it comes to social media and influencers. everything is content and a product.

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

sometimes i feel an answer to my questions on the ancient world is spitting me in my face and i still can't grasp

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

i do think it's funny how swedish calls black coal "rock coal" as opposed to charcoal which we call "wood coal" when both are in fact the product of trees and wood.

is compartmentalizing bad or good? asking for myself and the 300 boxes inside of me i hide when i have company

what i say to cis people: i'm a trans woman and lesbian what some deranged cis people hear: in my brain there's a pussy shaped hole and only penis will heal it.

i do think the longer a generation exists the more enshittification eventually gets to it. i can see it now, among fellow millennials becoming shitty because they suddenly own property and think they need to protect the status quo all of a sudden.

when friends use ❤️: 🥹 when coworkers use ❤️: 🫥

when friends use 👍 emoji: 🤮 when coworkers use 👍 emoji: 🥰

people think being a lesbian is like pining/yearning or using carabiners or taking a pottery class with your lover. but in reality it's just having the word women bounce around your head like it's one of those old windows screensavers

me trying to fit in with my middle class coworkers: so, have you watched anything from the winter olympics yet or?

please ask me about Gay is a tattoo i want

people think reason and sensibility will get us out of this mess but you can't reason with someone who's mad. you can't reason your way out of foaming at the mouth bigotry. bigotry and autocratic tendencies are fundamentally unreasonable propositions and they won't be reasoned back into the grave.

going back to ancient times to explain the cruel and capricious god that is bureaucracy.

like a gambler standing in the casino and saying: "i know this game is rigged but that will make it so much sweeter once i win"

it's comes across as tone deaf, and somewhat feverish that some people while in the midst of a steep decline wants us to believe in some kind national chauvinism.

you ever meet someone whose ego was more important to them than their survival? yeah that's how i look at modern social democracy

spent a few hours at ikea with my sister to get some storage boxes and shit to put tchotchkes etc in

the total amount of debt in the world is estimated to be 350 trillion usd in case anyone is wondering.

me when i see monogamous trans women on tinder:

no talk to me im angy

i realized at some point that sleeping with clothes is more common in countries where the temperature is lower and the architecture is worse at keeping heat trapped. like i live in sweden. nights get pretty cold here during winter. but i would sweat a lot if i wore a pyjamas to sleep in.

the winter olympics? more like the olympics but for rich white people

i do think it's funny my parents were surprised i'm so much into video games when considering my dad has played like three of them and when he first played nagano winter olympics on the ps1 he stayed up until 8 am with my uncle playing it.

session 1 for my first dnd campaign as a dm is done! i think it went well.

my mom last sunday: why aren't you wearing gloves in the cold?! me: i gave them away to someone who needed them more her: well can't fault that logic ig

some of us are still hoping emily haines will come out as bi

it's really weird to live in an era where we're witnessing the end of US democracy in real time on social media and everyone is still frantically assuming the midterms will fix it

one of those silly things a teacher once told me in a well meaning fashion that i refuse to abide by is a teacher i liked once told me to pick my battles better. she said i was too careless and picked fights i had no hope of winning.

i think neovagina sounds kinda silly but neopussy sounds like cyberpunk bespoke pussy and that i can get behind

gotta find me a toppy gf soon i'm crumpeling (a word i just invented that has no specific meaning)

idk i just think i'd be happier in a guerrilla outfit fighting an unwinnable fight than whatever this is

ancient person 1: when i woke up this morning i had a lot of gravel like stuff in my eyes. some weird ancient person: must be the sandman. ancient person 1: what? weird ancient person: yeah the guy who sprinkles sand on us to make us sleep and dream. 1: what? weird person: yeah the sandman.