the juxtaposition of the world slowly becoming less habitable while the people in power are doing all they can to make this process accelerate even more to save money while people are dying is one that will stay with me for the rest of time.

devirginator 2000

a music producer inventing boy bands: what if we take the faggiest looking straight men in the known universe and market them to tween girls?

the main reason why getting the fuck outta this planet sounds good to me? as a lesbian trans woman who is a communist my whole life has been one of finding out i'm not wanted here. i didn't ask for this fight.

*it's important to make your language more gay* how you interpret that: let's go lesbians how i interpret that: time to go finger a bag of doritos

playing marathon with two german brothers i teamed up with randomly and it's so fun. this is why marathon is so great. sharing keys and misery is nice. sharing wins is even better.

tail

me as soon as i cough once:

apparently i'm an outlier that shouldn't have been counted

Hell yeah there's a raccoon with short spine syndrome running around Seattle makign everyone believe in cryptids, i love him so much

de-wonkify my brain

hot take but salted caramel is worse than normal caramel

i don't kiss and tell, i fuck and yap

i don't kiss and tell, i fuck and yap

somewhere in central europe a long time ago: dude 1: i woke up with eyes full of pebbles. dude 2: yeah the sandman got you. 1: tf are you talking abt 2: there's a man who puts us to sleep by sprinkling sand in our faces during the night 1: what why? 2: chill bro, it's so we can sleep.

singing along to boygenius while cleaning the kitchen tits out how much of lesbian stereotype am i

i couldn't sleep the other night so i figured out my own response to the fermi paradox.

my proposals to make HRT for trans people more fun: -monster energy flavored with incubus (testosterone) or succubus (estrogen) flavor - cigarettes with smoke the color of trans flag equivalent (blue for t & pink for e) -snus with the added effect that it makes your iris colored pink or blue

sitting inside during the heat and not wearing anything on top because it's so hot.

i'm not crying while watching the expanse i promise

plotting and planning for this

them: i need you to be adult about this me: okay.. *starts to undress as oh yeah by yello starts to play* them: no not like that

i was cleaning an electronic device with isopropyl alcohol & i realized it smells (obviously more concentrated) exactly how hard liquor smells & taste to me. i know this isn't normal. i have a bad sense of smell & taste. people have been telling me how whisky tastes for years & all i taste is that

i feel like people who recommend warm beverages during heat waves don't take mouth feel into account

i'm thinking about getting a spear when my next salary comes in

the more ignorant people are the more they seem to be sure they are correct

my friend: where are you going with this? me: wherever i goddamm like

we are all ruled by fear. not our own but the fear the ruling class has of what would happen if the people rose up against them. they are so few and we are many. that's why they built a brutal system of enforcement; laws, prisons, justice system, migration enforcement. and that is wielded against us

you're not immune to the no nonsense charm of the butch detective investigating your husband's suspicious disappearance.

every time someone tells me their parents are conservative assholes i nod like i know what it feels like even though i'm like 3rd generation communist on my dad's side.

in this episode of adhd or me we ask bsky if it's easier to focus on a task like cleaning if i'm singing simultaneously is just an Ella thing or something other people with adhd experience? it doesn't work for too complex tasks just stuff that don't require my brain to figure stuff out.

you're not immune to resting your head on an older lesbian's big boobs

my finger on her pulse* *=as it courses through her dick vein

deleted my profile now

wounded butch seeks brazen roe to hunt and hold down

folke (aka the boy)

i don't love to simp; i simp to love

i was born in december 1991 and therefore like at the end of the soviet union so i usually joke that i'm the reincarnated version of the ussr. it got reborn as a transsexual lesbian

the adventures of skeleton man and cartilage boy

me:.. the dream. my friend: that's the dream?! me: yeah it's just me and 20 trans lesbians wearing togas, getting drunk, eating cheese and raw dogging each other like it's the end of the world.

Sick. Awesome. Thanks for that. Really preferred this to funding a Blade game by the Dishonored people or people at Obsidian having jobs.

where do people gestate in France? in pregNantes

pretty trans woman in my feed please destroy me just a little bit

trans woman who thinks t-girl and e-girl are labels for whether you're on hrt or not and keeps referring to herself as an e-girl after she started taking estrogen

just need a girl to bring me ice cream and watch my stupid shows with me

yeah i respect the troops what do you mean

what do you call a broken nuclear reactor? - fission impossible