i know it's a bit silly but as post-op trans woman i do think it's funny to be like i'm just straight up jerking it

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

sat in a drained bathtub and whispered gently to myself: absolutely chundered

me when i see all the beautiful transsexual women in my feed: how dare you.. the absolute epiphany that is your beauty. i hope there's someone forever at your side; treasuring your sun like beauty; tossing flowers at your feet wherever you go and drinking daily from the altar of worshipping you.

so much of human history is just one dude inventing something really cool and another dude being like but what if we weaponized it.

i feel cursed. i sometimes get packages from a company called X and they always give a 5 hour window for deliveries. my estimated time for delivery is always dead last in the window meaning the very minute the window closes. and inevitably my package always gets delayed to the next day.

it's fascinating to see capitalism more or less eat democracy in real time and yet we're still here trying to figure out how to make it work for us. how can we make this morally bankrupt system serve us instead of the bourgeoisie? spoiler: you can't.

i'm slaving in the wife mines and i keep coming up short and i think that's homophobic against me specifically

the more time i spend on dating apps the less dateable i feel

I feel like a lot of the "male socialization" discourse just boils down to "I met a trans woman I didn't like and now I'm going to generalize"

i do love it when i get off the train from my parents and 1 minute later a tram picks me up after walking 20 m it's so smooth

building a time machine and tricking americans to go with me to help stop 9/11 but we're going to Chile 1973 to stop Pinochet and the CIA

me when i die in marathon for the umpteenth time:

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last few days i've had so be it by aesop rock on repeat

if i had an irresponsible amount of money i think i'd spend it all on doing extensive polls. i want to know the answer most people think to questions such as this: breakfast food for dinner or dinner food for breakfast?

me: you're so hot babe her, licking her lips: oh yeah what do you want to do to me babe me: brb i'm going to get some water to see if i can get the leidenfrost effect on your ass

In the early days of Bluesky, everyone knew that you didn't quote-tweet-dunk because that just spreads the bad take to all of your followers for an insult your target will never read. You just blocked and moved on.THAT'S WHY CONSERVATIVES FOUND NO FOOTHOLD HERE. HAS THIS LESSON BEEN FORGOTTEN?

think any billionaire should be forced to have their wealth in a hoard of valuables and have to defend it themselves without help and also it should be legal for plucky adventurers to steal from them: call it the draconic law.

i am the most sleepiest. it's a half day at work so thinking of napping as soon as i have eaten and get home.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

writing u up bbgirl to trans women on tinder so they can experience the full scope of human sexism

normalize people using umbrellas even when it isn't raining to avoid cctv

there's a kind of deeply weird (and racist) energy from the people of sweden who are like "there's barbarians at the gates [immigrants]" when anyone who is swedish like me (ie your family's been here for 2000 years) is probably related to the literal the barbarians at a literal gate at some point.

downloaded an app and started learning portugese (european) because i want to try and go to portugal at some point.

i'm having a hypochondric anxiety reaction and idk who to talk to about it to calm myself down

the thing about being both autistic & not a native english speaker is that my usage of the english language is at best odd & at worst straight up confusing but i have an excuse since i didn't learn to speak it until like i was 10 or something (i had full conversations with my american cousins at 7)

if we had polytheism today we would have a goddess/god for the cracking of trans eggs. psychopomp but for transition should be a paid/worshipped position

i think in times of political despondency the only thing we can do is raise our gaze and fix our eyes on the boldest of futures. dream of a better world and use your hands to make it happen.

anti-capitalist but pro beautiful women to yearn lesbianly for

i think it's hilarious that people on here sometimes mistake me for a liberal when i have a literal Mao quote in my bio and regularly subcomandantepost* on here

so many potential songs this could be: oxford comma by vampire weekend, hey ya! by outkast, new slang by the shins, fireflies by owl city, 19-2000 or feel good inc by gorillaz. ultimately i think this is decided by when you were 18-20. for me that was 2009-2011.

they're shooting me with radioactive particles this morning

i definitely don't think i as a lesbian could make a straight woman gay. i do however think if i fake dated a straight woman we could crush her bastard ex's tiny penis sized brain if we wanted to.

hot take but i think dwarven kingdoms in fantasy settings where the dwarves lives in a mine city together is the fantasy version of a company town

legally as an older trans woman they don't let you be a milf unless you top

i know it's a genetic lottery but i do feel as transfem having the body hair of an animal clearly still using it to protect the body from cold is a little unfair.

the reason why i'm pissed all the time is because reactionary conservatives keep fucking up everything and the establishment left's only response is basically same policies but the diet, less obnoxiously loud version of it

i'm strong in the mouth just so you know ladies

bicurious woman on tinder: i wanna try sex with women because women are so pretty and soft and delicate. me thinking about having sex with a dyke that knows how to just beat my ass right: mhm no yeah for sure

is it just me or does it feel like for all mankind is building up to first contact?

Welp

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everyone who told me i'd save so much money from quitting smoking didn't account for all the bribes i'd have to give myself to not start smoking again. i quit smoking january 1st 2024. my depressed ass still wants a cigarette.

i wanted to decorate my room with my flag but i didnt want to have to cover it up for work video meetings so i think the bedroom door was a neat choice.

inside you are two trans women; you're the luckiest bitch that ever lived

on open stage the powers that be have built a brutal class society all in the name of liberty and prosperity. the prosperity we build is stolen from our hands, the liberty is the free transfer of wealth from one class to another. our society is more stratified than ever. worse it'll get still.

in a lot of ways i feel adhd meds helps me to be worse but better. like more adhd just a hell of a lot more sharper focus and better at tracking stuff and less getting stuck

If you’re trans & born before 2000, when asked who you are you can legit answer: “Do not ask me for a single title, I have crossed millennia under different names and worn more than one form besides. Revered by some and feared by many, I am remembered differently in each age that survives me.”

Worker productivity has exploded over my lifetime, but that never translates into higher pay or shorter hours. The benefits are reaped by the investor class while workers wages have gone down relative to inflation. Elon said AI will make work “optional” in the future. I say we tax that into reality.