Can’t believe we lost Joel AND the Pope all within 24 hours, I can’t 😔

Can’t believe we lost Joel AND the Pope all within 24 hours, I can’t 😔

Easy miles today ✨

Easy miles today ✨

Anyway, might fuck around and be a part time lecturer Y’all gonna have to call me professor soon😂

Just had a really cute date

Ran a mile before and after my workout today ✨

Ran a mile before and after my workout today ✨

Idk, felt the fit was a vibe today ⛅️✨

Idk, felt the fit was a vibe today ⛅️✨

Babe fever, so we tried three times last night Fingers crossed 🤞🏽

Hard launched my man yesterday and it was a mix of congratulatory messages and unfollows 😭😂

Yelp, down one pair now 😭🤭✨

He wanted to rip my undies yesterday 😭 but I stopped him bc my Calvin’s Ya know!

The way my man takes care of me 🥹 I’m so grateful to have him in my life tbqh

not to be crass but lochlan must give a BOZOINGA of a handy ykwim the guy was rolling and still cranking hog masterfully enough to finish the job i’m just saying it’s impressive

So so sleepyyy ✨

If you see this, quote this with the energy you bring to BlueSky✨

So so sleepyyy ✨

Ummm… I got like 10 more set of my Invisalign from the dentist… where’d I leave them???😭

Just know, I have things to say but I can’t bc MESSY😭😭

It’s oomfie’s birthday! Yay 🥳

Friday and I’m trying to lock in at work but I have noooo motivation

In one word, how would you describe the gay agenda, go!

Date night last night hit the spot - and I’m not talking about the food 😌✨

The everyday American is worried about a r*cession, meanwhile Tr*mp and his followers are buying Tesla’s and showing them off… They never cared about you!!

Forgot my headphones again, send help :(

Can’t share any clothes with my man, we’re different sizes :(

Got a haircut and had therapy today - lowkey a self-car kinda day

Oopsie, let’s try again- I still exist, yupp ✨

How do I explain to my therapist the great oomfie migration to here???

Oopsie, let’s try again- I still exist, yupp ✨

Keep forgetting bout this app

I forgot about my evil twin

I forgot about this app, I’m sorry 😭

mood today

Walking into the gym with a hickey bc idc ✨

I 2 am a switch

What if we kissed at Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Warehouse (2000) 👉🏽👈🏽

White Nike socks >>>>

Howdy 👋

Oomfie with the fresh haircut

Sometimes all it takes is to see the waistband of a guy’s undies and it’s over for me 😭😭✨

short kings (me) when it’s windy

Felt cute today, haircut coming in nicely 🤭✨

Cleaning out my camera roll and I remember when this did numbers on the other app🤭✨