Darlene Mitchell my motherfucking girl

Had a dream that I literally picked a fight with the devil, and you know what? I would’ve won!

Good morninggggg. I accidentally went out every day this weekend and ruined my sleeping and eating routine

Thinking about the economic value of a banana tonight…

Impulse bought a ticket to the Dallas Open tonight 😝

LADY GAGA

GAYYYYYS LOVE THEM

PEDRO

Being in sweats at the club is crazy… and I’m fucking insane

None of y’all are listening, so lemme me ask again… HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS???

I really don’t think y’all heard me… HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS?!

No, I don’t think you heard me… HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS?!

Reqorking my fitness plan to include more stretches and new core workouts 😝💦

Michelle Buteau not showing up to her own damn show is so funny to me 😭

Thinking about Ilya’s bisexual scan of the crowd in order to find Shane

The Game Changers book series has me by the throat 😭

Catching up on Abbott Elementary s5, and I’m glad that the random teachers are catching on to the favoritism of the main cast 😭

The world is imploding 🥲

The grad school thoughts are popping up in my head again… 😩

Y’all should give Wonder Man a shot if you have a chance to watch it!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT EPISODE 4 OF WONDER MAN?!

Need to save all of my money and get outta the US…

Hudson 🤭

Sometimes, when I’m having the most mind-melting shit of my life, I open Pinterest and I find solace in the goofy images I’ve pinned over the years. That singular moment of relief my pinterest board provides, as I empty my bowels, might just be THEE true meaning of life.

Y’all, why did I just remember that I work from home? What do you mean I have to clock in? 🥲

Why is Wednesday s2 not hitting? It doesn’t feel entirely connected to s1 and it’s kinda disappointing to me 🤨

I’m getting the itch to walk around outside again… An ice storm cannot keep me off of these streets

Game Changers book series update: Role Model is mostly a slow burn, will they-won’t they story. I’m kinda hear for it, but I hope the second half speeds up 😩

Update: I’ve read Game Changer, Heated Rivalry, and the Long Game (twice). I just bought the rest of the series and I genuinely believe I’ll finish them by Monday 😭

Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man… sir, you were just the prince of England ⁉️🤨

New York is basically another host of the show 😭😭😭 I love her so bad

I wanna be the person in the porn that goes “omg, you’re fucking in front of me? But I thought we were gonna play yahtzee!?” And then storm off and get my meal voucher

Why is metamucil the best fiber??

Somebody stop me from re-reading the Long Game

Rachel Reid… the crimes that you committed in The Long Game will be dealt with. You put my boys through HELL!

Yes, your political views can change my relationship with you.

My man my man my man

François Arnaud is 40? That can’t be right?

The fucking phone sex chapter in Heated Rivalry? I have never read something so graphically sexual, heartwarming, and emotional about a virtual romance 😭😭😭

I’m gonna get to New York this year!

Here's the gofundme for the couple I saw abducted by ICE today in Northeast Minneapolis — Anna (L) has been released from ICE custody and is now in the hospital with a broken hand, but Mar (R) is still being held. www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...

The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"

Emails I can’t send is an excellent album opener

It’s times like these wish I had a time machine…

I need to be sedated with how much I’m loving this heated rivalry book

Been minute since I communed with the sun

Mind you, I could barely put this book down from where I left off yesterdayyy

Finished a book ✅ Tried a new gym today ✅ Craving fast food and didn’t go ✅

Game Changer… I have 160-ish pages left and this book is making me too emotional 🥲

Zazie Beetz in a Ready or Not meets You’re Next type movie?? I’ll be seated 🍿🍿