I did it yall! I crocheted a Christmas stocking! Is it good, no? Did I finish it before Christmas, also no. 😂😂 But its done and Im so proud of myself.

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

My landlord just told me he isnt raising the rent this year. So glad I ate my black eyed peas yesterday

"Uh-oh they're coming for you Sharon" is probably the funniest thing Ive ever seen

Do you laundry beloveds, the New Year will be here faster than you think

Miracle on 34th Street gets a 10/10 for the soft focus and halo lighting. It's just Christmas magic turned all the way up

There are 2 kinds of people in this country. People familiar with Ken Burns and those who aren't

Making us wait until 8pm for the new Ken Burns doc is crazy.

Now why isn't Soul Food streaming free on one of these apps?

A D.C. resident who was briefly detained and handcuffed last month for following a National Guard patrol while playing “The Imperial March” from Star Wars on his phone has filed a lawsuit saying his constitutional rights were violated.

Been craving fried catfish and a spot just opened up that serves it. Won't he do it!

The Louvre being robbed in a daytime smash and grab is really pmo

An Etsy witch cursed Mitchell McConnell

Discovering instrumental soul music for busy work days >>>>

Hollywood really missed an opportunity of putting Whoopi Goldberg and Julie Andrews in a bad nun buddy musical comedy. #ifkyk

SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.

It took MONTHS but I've successfully brought back my reading habit. 2+ books a month and counting. Please clap

Disney/ABC put Kimmel back on air. Sinclair & Nexstar are blocking him. These are state-licensed stations funded by ads, not Disney. Pressure advertisers, file FCC complaints, and push back on corporate censorship. #FreeSpeech #NoKings #Kimmel

::Looks directly into the camera::

BREAKING: Judge overseeing DOJ's prosecution of Luigi Mangione orders DOJ to explain by Oct. 3, via sworn declaration, why prejudicial statements continued to be made about him by DOJ officials, contrary to rule/order. Judge Garnett warns that sanctions could follow if there are future violations.

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Deeamgirls coming back to Broadway is the easiest money maker I've ever heard. I'm surpassed it didn't happen sooner

NEW: Department of Homeland Security police officers arrested City Comptroller Brad Lander along with 10 other local elected officials inside 26 Federal Plaza who had demanded access to ICE’s holding area. buff.ly/MHiJdaK

Writers Guild protest is starting now at the Disney gate in Burbank….

If they think slavery wasn't so bad, why does mentioning someone enslaved people disparage historical figures?

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna just motioned to SUBPOENA FCC chairman Brendan Carr in the House Oversight Committee to stop the intimidation of private businesses and assault on free speech

I didn't think people really, actually cared about what Ezra Klein thought. But some of yall are big mad. News to me

The unions for journalists, actors, writers..etc have a chance to do something big if they work together

This is worse than the execs actually being offended or getting thousands of FCC complaints

NEWS: A person is in custody after allegedly firing a gunshot at the home of Democratic state Sen. Meg Loughran Cappel, a state lawmaker in Illinois. There are no reported injuries.

We don't talk about Carole King enough for me. Cause Natural Woman and Will You Love Me Tomorrow are never skipped in this house.

HBO stopped password sharing on a Friday Eat the rich

Seems relevant. www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...

Utah Gov. Spencer Cox: The first guarantee of the Declaration of Independence is life Also Spencer Cox: I want to remind people that we have the death penalty here in Utah

Admonishing violence in one breath and saying you have the death penalty in your state with the next is exactly what's wrong with this country. As long as you think you're justified ypur acts of violence is celebrated especially when at the hands of the state.

When people tell me they already saw something I sent them online. I flip it onto them and make a big deal about them not sending it to me first cause what do you mean I was thinking of you but you weren't thinking of me???

When was the last time you dilly dallied?

Oh they need to refuse some orders cause....

When Taylor said Olandria was his dawg during his "apology" I wanted to put him on the front lines #LoveIslandUSA #loveislandreunion

If the DNC doesn't hire the people on Mamdani's team they are way more foolish than we thought

📣 #ZcavengerHunt: 🕵🏽‍♂️ The final stop opens at 5:30pm! If you arrive early, please enjoy local neighborhood offerings until then 🙂 🕵🏽‍♂️ Only players with clue cards will be able to access the final stop. We couldn’t have imagined how many New Yorkers would be ready to Zcavenge!

Clue 5 - Eric Adams isn't the first scandal-ridden guy to fancy himself a "night life mayor." Find your next clue in the park named for the mayor who led this city as it was roaring, before it all came crashing down. #zcavengerhunt

BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...

Being a taurus with taurus a bff is the best. Cause yeah we do expensive shit just to do nothing at all and no one thinks twice about it

One thing people don't want to do is leave their jobs and families and deploy for Trump's villanry.

NYC Is the Nation’s Capital of Immigration Courthouse Arrests, New Data Analysis Shows www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/11/2...

Tomorrow, the President is going to order the national guard to militarize the nation's capital (despite crime being at a 30 year low) after sending Congress home to prevent them from investigating evidence he committed sex crimes against children. The Congressional GOP is unified behind him. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

"I'm watching this crazy vampire show on HBO - True Blood? Have you heard of it?" - my mom

There's a direct line between IG thinking maps is a good idea and the regularity of ppl sharing their location with their friends.