Fucking clown show in a clown car in a circus.

The best part of #ChadPowers is how it keeps making fun of the Cybertruck

This is the stuff that makes me the maddest. Just grift after grift after grift.

Wonder why people don’t go to Church anymore

The families of all 3 finalists of the #GreatBritishBakeOff were all like “thank gawd they can bake because they have nothing else going for them.” 🙃 British compliments are not for the weak. Congrats to the winner!

Picturing this scene but now it’s Trump goons in the Sit Room watching cable headlines about Epstein

Adelita Grijalva is FINALLY sworn in and is now officially a member of Congress

I’ll take things I expected to happen for $400. (Didn’t know who but knew it would be someone).

This is what I thought would happen but it’s a relief anyway

Has Mikie J recalled the house yet?

All this -plus now Johnson has no cards to play in Epstein release which will also change the game

In sum: Republicans have backed themselves into a corner. Schumer and Jeffries are working together to shrink that corner smaller and smaller. 80% of our side is shrieking right now because they don’t realize that the “cave” does NOTHING unless Johnson reopens the house and removes that barricade.

Spoke to a federal employee today. She said that they’re pretty much feeling that the shutdown will last well past 11/26. This CR was supposed to last only to 11/24 anyway. That’s after Thanksgiving. How is this a winning strategy for the GOP?

Trump Take Thanksgiving.

A plus trolling

No better metaphor exists

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

Maybe we can feel hope again?

Lulz

Woke up today to the news

Feeling sorry for whoever fucks up first and loses World Series!

The fact is Vance sees the presidency in his grasp. Trump is half a stroke away from the end. And MAGA doesn’t like him much, and they really don’t like that he has a brown wife. A non-Christian brown wife. So what’s JD to do? Answer: let mega-white Erika Kirk run her fingers through his hair.

They want us all dead.

What’s so infuriating is this could be over if a few GOP reps switched affiliation and changed House leadership. But they’re all pussies so….

Anyone thinking that DJT will release the SNAP funds at midnight on 10/31 so everyone can call him a hero?

Can I get a ride tomorrow?

19. I do not remember the Alamo.

The only 2 people in my world who are actively defending the WH destruction are both using the same fake photos of Obama’s non existent indoor basketball court & the fact that a WH renovation DID occur during Obama’s term, neglecting the fact that the Bush admin drew up the plans Congress approved

Good job @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social

LEFT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to deride Donald J. Trump with a protest. RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.

A big mistake I’ve been making is thinking Ezra Levin and Ezra Klein were the same person. Oops

A fundamental and underappreciated fact of life is that half of people are dumber than average

Someone doesn’t want to go to prison for war crimes

You are the company you keep

You tell ‘em Kathy

Ladies and Gentlemen: the master race

I’m not even from Virginia!

How I entertain myself

Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.

Lol at the Venezuelan winning the #NobelPeacePrize. Although I worry that’ll make Trump blow up more fishermen 😒

Who is surprised by this? Not me.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

These people are so unserious

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Listening to my hippie folk music on #PandoraRadio and got a “join ICE” ad. Bonuses up to 50K to get rid of the “illegals.” I feel icky. We need this season to end. It’s terrible here.

We must pay billions to farmers Because we cut off their customers with tariffs And pay billions to Argentina Whose farmers are selling to the customers we forfeited Because that is America First

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane