It’s crazy that cinnamon is just tree bark

Phaedra’s whole nipple is out

Honestly it’s time for that fucker to die and yall know exactly who I’m taking about

At this point I just need a lobotomy because each and every US political headline is sending me into a tailspin

other artists can snap back and dmca the govt to get the videos with their music taken down but taylor “i’m the biggest ally” swift won’t do the same…. hmmm, seems those MAGA friends have gotten to her, or (as I’ve been saying) it’s been performative all along.

Loud mouth gays:

Something something tits and face

Lazy Sunday I guess

I wish y’all knew what it’s like living with this dog

Nurse Jackie is such a great goddamn show. It’s got everything gays love - extensive lies, sex, drugs, affairs, Morris Chestnut…

I could never hate Britani Bateman

i cant believe its almost halloween

I really do love gay Halloween

What do you mean you’re Demi singing to ghosts to help them overcome trauma caused by sexism in a past life?

Demi’s new album

Believe the hype - Amber Mark’s new album is absolutely worth a listen.

DEVASTATED to learn that my husband is a Heather Gay fan

Lorde was amazing. Weird girls are the most fun!

New rule: only Kendrick Lamar is allowed to drop a diss track

I miss when the emoji keyboard had a real GLOCK instead of this whimpy ass water gun 🔫

Amen

Husband’s 🍑 to round off the hump day. We’re ass men in this house.

Putting on Inglourious Basterds because I’m in the mood to watch fascists get shot

These twins on project runway are psychotic and codependent.

It’s time

Leg day always got me feeling CAKED up

I swear to god if I receive one more partiful invite

We can only fucking hope

It may not have been the 12 inches we wanted, but it was the 12 inches we needed #Fascism

Hi good morning

I guess it’s unsurprising that Republican gays are dog-ugly

Beyonce was incredible

We’re barely six months into his presidency

Here’s a distraction from the hell that is 2025

Half of DC being shut down for a fucking nazi parade is nauseating but I have a solution

Happy #FCF to kick off World Pride

Bringing eggs to the pride parade in DC in case #Target shows up with their fake allyship

Me after two martinis

i wanna talk about how active y'all still are on the X. 😭

Just whip it out diva

When someone finally posts face on their alt but the mug is BUSTED

Idk I guess I’m just bored with basic white women and that’s why I can’t get on the Sabrina Carpenter et al bandwagon. Like I’m waiting for them to do something interesting beyond just being pretty.

If you’re still spending your money at Target, you’re part of the problem.

If you aren’t sending me videos of UFO sightings then why do you even have my number

“What that mouth do?” COMPLAIN !!!

IN JESUS NAME I PRAY AMEN

🗡️🗡️🗡️

I need Jon Hamm to break my neck with his big daddy dick