Immortan Joe Mazzulla
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I just want to see some good fucking tennis
Anyway I will always be fond of Jaylen Brown who went to war for this city and I wish him all the success in the world (individually of course not Philly)
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On/off splits being talked about as some super advanced analytic nerd thing is so funny to me Dude itโs like the simplest possible statistic behind minutes played
about 1 hour ago
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No other striker is moving me after seeing Haaland. My life has been changed
2 days ago
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No goal out of it but that play by Haaland was nuts lmao
3 days ago
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Brilliant header disallowed over some bullshit and now we have to go to the most disgraceful decider in all of sports
4 days ago
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Pick seems fine to me which I base entirely on looking at the average of the big boards and seeing if he was higher or lower than where we pick (he was lower, often significantly)
10 days ago
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One of my closest friends is Colombian so I need Colombia to win so both Portugal and Colombia will be safe and our friendship wonโt end Saturday
10 days ago
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Anyway watching Colombia on telemundo feels appropriate
10 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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Leigh Walton
10 days ago
My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party
add a skeleton here at some point
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Oh this app must be very very fun about the New York elections
10 days ago
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That was a dreadful game by England my word
10 days ago
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Life would have been easy if I could have just roamed aimlessly in the midfield but alas I am American and was forced to run in between the tackles at 155 pounds
10 days ago
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The minute Jayson Tatum collapsed to the ground Celtics fans needed to steel themselves and realize the next few years were going to be rocky
10 days ago
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All I have are thoughts about Haaland
10 days ago
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Haaland is the scariest guy I have seen in my life
11 days ago
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Senegal is so rightfully scared of Haaland the rest of the team has a ton of space
11 days ago
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My honest reaction to that episode of HOTD
12 days ago
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This Fox broadcast crew is fucking rough
12 days ago
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Scotland has been absolutely dominant since the rough start. Just canโt equalize
14 days ago
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Scotland just a bit off but they have been dangerous
14 days ago
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Australia sort of big dogged us this second half
14 days ago
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Man if Australia could cross it better we would be in trouble lol
14 days ago
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The amount of live action we miss because the cameras canโt stay off the celebrities is astounding
14 days ago
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Group chat with friends from high school said I canโt cheer for the USMNT because I am a communist
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lauren
15 days ago
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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I would have been so happy as a 5โ8 speedster in the midfield for a Portuguese third division team but no my ancestors had to move to America
16 days ago
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Oh now that is a REAL goal
16 days ago
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Encroachment call on a stutter penalty is too woke for me
16 days ago
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Feel happy to escape with a draw at this point jesus. Now maybe they can finally do what needs to be done
16 days ago
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Ryan Bernardoni
16 days ago
I forgot that when you tweet about how sports owners are Bad People you'll always get people who come to their defense
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God I love Carapaz
16 days ago
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I have never in my entire life seen an athlete like Tadej Pogacar
16 days ago
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Watching 1994 MNF showdown after Belgium Egypt ended and god even at the end of his career Montana is such a sicko
18 days ago
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William Goodman
18 days ago
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON returns with some of its some issues (supporting characters I canโt be too bothered to care about) but also an extreme confidence in committing to the brutality of its story. In short, Iโm pretty high on what Iโve seen so far:
dub.sh/NW0OjR7
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Le Mans at night is the most beautiful thing in the world
20 days ago
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The command center
20 days ago
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Fred Smith
20 days ago
Kevin Magnussen is getting cooked out there by what some people consider the rightful prince of Austria-Hungary
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Le Mans time ๐๐๐
20 days ago
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Rob Parritt
21 days ago
Adding the hydration break time on at the end without another hydration break when theyโre all exhausted is peak FIFA
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Extremely funny they donโt stop the clock for the hydration break. The technology simply doesnโt exist
21 days ago
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Hydration break is the most vile thing I have ever seen and Europeans are right to mock us
21 days ago
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Watching Le Mans qualifying and got the Logan Sargeant jumpscare
22 days ago
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Just remembered Le Mans is this weekend ๐๐๐๐
23 days ago
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I never thought about this before but Trump is so old he is basically a peer to the characters in Mad Men
25 days ago
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It would have been a disaster if they won the Trump game
25 days ago
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Poe 2
25 days ago
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George Russell humiliated
#imleavingherewithsomethinf
27 days ago
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MAX
27 days ago
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We gotta switch the womenโs game to 5 sets
29 days ago
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