Anyway I will always be fond of Jaylen Brown who went to war for this city and I wish him all the success in the world (individually of course not Philly)

On/off splits being talked about as some super advanced analytic nerd thing is so funny to me Dude it’s like the simplest possible statistic behind minutes played

No other striker is moving me after seeing Haaland. My life has been changed

No goal out of it but that play by Haaland was nuts lmao

Brilliant header disallowed over some bullshit and now we have to go to the most disgraceful decider in all of sports

Pick seems fine to me which I base entirely on looking at the average of the big boards and seeing if he was higher or lower than where we pick (he was lower, often significantly)

One of my closest friends is Colombian so I need Colombia to win so both Portugal and Colombia will be safe and our friendship won’t end Saturday

Anyway watching Colombia on telemundo feels appropriate

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

Oh this app must be very very fun about the New York elections

That was a dreadful game by England my word

Life would have been easy if I could have just roamed aimlessly in the midfield but alas I am American and was forced to run in between the tackles at 155 pounds

The minute Jayson Tatum collapsed to the ground Celtics fans needed to steel themselves and realize the next few years were going to be rocky

All I have are thoughts about Haaland

Haaland is the scariest guy I have seen in my life

Senegal is so rightfully scared of Haaland the rest of the team has a ton of space

My honest reaction to that episode of HOTD

This Fox broadcast crew is fucking rough

Scotland has been absolutely dominant since the rough start. Just can’t equalize

Scotland just a bit off but they have been dangerous

Australia sort of big dogged us this second half

Man if Australia could cross it better we would be in trouble lol

The amount of live action we miss because the cameras can’t stay off the celebrities is astounding

Group chat with friends from high school said I can’t cheer for the USMNT because I am a communist

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

I would have been so happy as a 5’8 speedster in the midfield for a Portuguese third division team but no my ancestors had to move to America

Oh now that is a REAL goal

Encroachment call on a stutter penalty is too woke for me

Feel happy to escape with a draw at this point jesus. Now maybe they can finally do what needs to be done

I forgot that when you tweet about how sports owners are Bad People you'll always get people who come to their defense

God I love Carapaz

I have never in my entire life seen an athlete like Tadej Pogacar

Watching 1994 MNF showdown after Belgium Egypt ended and god even at the end of his career Montana is such a sicko

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON returns with some of its some issues (supporting characters I can’t be too bothered to care about) but also an extreme confidence in committing to the brutality of its story. In short, I’m pretty high on what I’ve seen so far: dub.sh/NW0OjR7

Le Mans at night is the most beautiful thing in the world

The command center

Kevin Magnussen is getting cooked out there by what some people consider the rightful prince of Austria-Hungary

Le Mans time 😀😀😀

Adding the hydration break time on at the end without another hydration break when they’re all exhausted is peak FIFA

Extremely funny they don’t stop the clock for the hydration break. The technology simply doesn’t exist

Hydration break is the most vile thing I have ever seen and Europeans are right to mock us

Watching Le Mans qualifying and got the Logan Sargeant jumpscare

Just remembered Le Mans is this weekend 😄😄😄😄

I never thought about this before but Trump is so old he is basically a peer to the characters in Mad Men

It would have been a disaster if they won the Trump game

Poe 2

George Russell humiliated #imleavingherewithsomethinf

MAX

We gotta switch the women’s game to 5 sets