"Why don't Americans–" Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

I left the bedroom window open overnight and was literally awoken by the Northeast Turkey Flock singing the song of their people this morning. Did I unlock some sort of Minneapolis merit badge?

Welp, I'm "high cholesterol" years old. 🫤

This was an enjoyable moment in my day.

I miss that Dunk & Egg Show.

Artemis is here to cleanse your timeline.

So far I have seen 4 people ski past my house. Sometimes I love it here.

Fuck Target, fuck Frey, and as always, fuck ICE.

There are still so many neighbors in Minnesota who are in need. Please help with even $5!

Mutual aid doesn't come with conditions!

Dear MSP Bluesky feed people: own an ebike that I am not able to use because I don't understand how certain things work (in particular the lock). Where is a good place to go for help? I want to use this sucker! Bonus points for a place that won't treat me like a dumdum.

Grampa ran a service station in with his brother after he came back from WWII. Ran as in owned and operated. He was a hell of a mechanic. Grandaddy worked at/managed a machine shop after HE came home from WWII. He was also a hell of a mechanic.

Lliteral awoo

I am tapped out for the time being, but now is the perfect time to adopt a rent. Do it, you'll feel amazing.

There has been a lot of activity in mobile home parks in the first ring burbs and in the city. Please consider helping to fund rent relief for more of our vulnerable neighbors.

FUCK OFF, HELICOPTER

If anyone is on the fence, I can confirm that this year's new Girl Scout cookie is, in fact, really good.

I just finished reading "Project Hail Mary" today and now I'm genuinely annoyed that Ryan Gosling was cast as the movie lead.

Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation. Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.

Dammit. Is nothing sacred?

so many families are in awful positions because ICE’s bullshit has collapsed the already fragile social safety net. this family is living in their van in minnesota in winter. they’ve applied for help at over a dozen orgs and are still unhoused. with babies.

Twin cities! The food box distribution project at Andersen United middle school is short boxes for 50 families today. If you are free right now (Feb 12th) and can pick up everything on the following list and drop it off at Andersen middle school by 5pm you can make sure families get fed!

I think it's a tie between comedian Louie Anderson and storied hockey coach Herb Brooks.

Friends, I learned today I have another set of neighbors who need help :( Young couple w a v giggly toddler, bought their condo last year. She works PT from home, his jobsite already got raided by ICE once, they're gonna miss their mortgage on the 15th. Amount needed: $2000 Venmo: Caz-A

Post another banger that's not in English: youtu.be/VHoT4N43jK8?...

Post a banger that's not in English, if you'd like. youtu.be/rs6Y4kZ8qtw?...

statue of emiliano zapata with a sign saying CHINGA LA MIGRA added to it inside plaza centenario on east lake street in minneapolis

Everything is terrible but the Polish figure skating team has a stuffed pierog, which makes me smile.

Nothing like some random honking on a Saturday morning in Northeast Minneapolis to get the blood pumping. JFC

Currently abusing my digestive tract with Buldak ramen just to feel something.

Help keep our neighbors in their homes.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

This is good. It pleases me to see them worried enough to change tactics. We're not done yet, though.

Professional grade logistics are a hatchback and Costco membership.

MPLS TOGETHER AGAINST TYRANNY #SouthMinneapolisAlleys #MPLSDérive

And again.

I needed this 🧵

Am I crazy or did KARE11 feed go to commercial at a very weird time?

Fuck these fucking helicopters

Solidarity with Minnesota. An attack on one is an attack on all. #ICEOUT

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I think tonight's gonna be a "crying about it" kind of night.

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42; post the second sentence. "Nessa felt a rush of childlike excitement, as though she'd been invited to tour a magical world."

The neo Nazis are freezing their asses off and noooooobody caaaaaaaaaaaares.

Tell Congress to rein in ICE NOW act.indivisible.org/sign/ice-out...

Rep. Andy Harris: "Look, if Minnesota wants to secede from the union and have it on their own, that's fine"

DONT THREATEN THEM WITH A GOOD TIME CONGRESSMAN

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