My last King Cake of the year celebrated Valentines Day and Girl Scout Cookies with an Exploremore filling! It is outstanding

I know there's not really another way to describe them but... "sliding sports" sounds so derogatory

Happy Valentine’s Day! Ours is being spent sharing the love of COOKIES! If you’re still looking for Girl Scout cookies, this girl has FREE SHIPPING for 5 or more packages this weekend! Let me know if you need a link to order!

King shit

Taking in some DEFENDING NATIONAL CHAMPIONS softball tonight! 🤘🏻🥎

we're all thinking it, right

*Mistakenly pulls lever that shuts down El Paso airspace*

Seattle was a buzzsaw to the very end. I don’t think any other team could’ve provided a better game than the Patriots did. No team was going to make the Seahawks flinch.

Bad Bunny for Super Bowl MVP

What a moment.

Run the damn ball

That was fucking awesome and I didn’t understand most of it but I still loved it

Today I replaced our dishwasher and I *probably* did it correctly and it *probably* doesn’t leak

Okay so, The Muppet Show is fantastic and should come back on a regular basis. Monthly maybe? Then it could be topical and but not overly so and wouldn’t wear out the welcome. And one weird thing… it also needs some ad breaks of some sort. Either real ads or some sort of fictional parody ads.

Thin Mints make an incredible King Cake

The referee denied Micah Parsons the opportunity to play receiver on his scooter, Roger Goodell should be fired for this

The Pro Bowl is fun

Dawg you got yourself beat up by children lol

Cookie season got me talking like I'm handling a different type of business... "You're short." "Oh? What do I need to do about it." "That's not really up to me. All I'm telling you is you're short." "I can make it up! Is it a problem?" "That's not up to me. I'm just telling you, you're short."

This is who runs this account

Bringing back the Girl Scout Cookies X King Cake collab for the third year in a row Let’s get weird

In short - run the fucking ball

No thank you please

Ladies is Gundams too

Run the ball

I have undoubtedly listened to some AI generated junk without realizing it. With the way things are going, it'll be hard to avoid it unless you know what to look for and consciously do so.

Slightly annoyed by either potential Super Bowl matchup because neither option lends itself particularly well to a Girl Scout cookie booth gimmick. Colors only kinda work. Can do a decent play on words I guess: Peanut Butter PATties vs LemonAdes? Don’t love it! Eagles and Chiefs made this easy!

Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl could fix me

Hey fun fact! Hybrid heat pump water heaters have condensate drains that can freeze! 🥶 (Figured this out before it actually became a problem)

Tried a different method of making a filling that resulted in no leakages! Banana pudding King Cake is hard to beat!

Back on my bullshit

Me whenever people ask about salting roads or other "proper" winter preparation things

At a glance this seems like some fake platitude bullshit, but I promise it isn’t. Sports can be really stupid, but they’re also a mirror. You see pretty much everything out there, including the seemingly impossible becoming reality

222 Days until TCU vs UNC in Dublin 🍀🐸🐏🍀

I’ll say this - Miami sure as hell belonged in the CFP

…yeah I guess I’ll get a #16WINDIANA shirt from @homefield.bsky.social

Goodnight college football! See you in August!

Patron Saint of College Football in our house celebrating with a smile from Coach Cig

Like everyone else, I’m waiting on that @homefield.bsky.social drop

I know we all called it but also we all called it so we get to brag a bit

AND THERE IT WAS

This game rips

Carson Beck’s still got one in him (that could be good or bad for Miami)

What the Fernando

The @poptartsbowl.com out here dropping teaser content DURING this game is so delightfully unhinged (complimentary)

Really enjoying the camera guy from the halftime bands feed just scanning the boxes seemingly for anyone famous to get some good clips for later in the broadcast. I don’t think anyone realizes the feed is still live though

IU’s marching band playing Tank at halftime is beautiful

Coaches in the Film Room talking about kickers and going for it vs not is always great

Let’s end this season on a high note

Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing