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It’s a secret.
Happy “Pray for Hail and Lightning Day” to all who celebrate.
18 days ago
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Can we please cover *him* with a tarp?
#KennedyCenter
20 days ago
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All of us over here rooting our hearts out for Team Crow Bar over Team Tarp.
#KennedyCenter
20 days ago
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This is the same work crew that’s doing La Sagrada Família.
#KennedyCenter
20 days ago
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They tore down the East Wing faster than this.
#KennedyCenter
20 days ago
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“Sir,” he said, with tears in his eyes. “Sir, I will be the slowest construction worker on earth.”
#kennedycenter
20 days ago
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For Mother’s Day I would like hantavirus not to be a thing.
about 2 months ago
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News crews are assembling now at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
about 2 months ago
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Do the school kids also get a ballroom?
2 months ago
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Nor do they deserve Madonna.
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3 months ago
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I’m mad at Coachella. These little influencer shits don’t deserve to see Devo.
3 months ago
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Deleting my DoorDash app was delicious.
3 months ago
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IDK, I was recently at the Vatican and they seem like, famously tough on crime. Like, OGs of tough on crime.
3 months ago
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Turns out Lexapro doesn’t cut it when the so-called president is threatening to nuke an entire civilization.
3 months ago
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Every Gen Xer in Portland is here at the Bruce Springsteen show, wearing their coolest T-shirt.
3 months ago
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OH outside the PDX Bruce Springsteen concert: “I don’t even know who Bruce Springsteen is. I’m only 24! I need to do my research.”
3 months ago
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“The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties. That often happens in war.” -Donald Trump
#Iran
4 months ago
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WTF. An asshole in Florida in a baseball cap.
4 months ago
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Damnit.
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4 months ago
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I would very much like to wake up tomorrow and not be at war with Iran.
4 months ago
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For me it’s “YMCA.”
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5 months ago
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Puerto Rico is automatically a state now, correct?
5 months ago
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Please tell me that worked. Tell me it exploded shriveled little racist MAGA hearts.
5 months ago
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If I ran for mayor of Portland on a single platform — figuring out what the booms are and stopping them — would you vote for me?
5 months ago
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Philly, set your lawn chairs out now to reserve your civil rights.
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5 months ago
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Daniel Suitor
6 months ago
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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CNN finally calls it at 1:27 a.m. PT after Orangey posts on his socials. Failure.
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6 months ago
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There goes everybody’s Dry January.
6 months ago
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MS NOW finally reported it. Bluesky shitposters remain light years ahead of CNN. Shame, shame, shame.
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6 months ago
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Maddening that CBS news was fed a statement 15 minutes ago and no other media are reporting the US taking responsibility for the attacks.
6 months ago
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Here for the Cesar Sayoc theories.
6 months ago
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The Tennessee Holler
7 months ago
We are failing our kids
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My primary takeaway after reading the latest Epstein files: Did women ruin the workplace?
8 months ago
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Had to do it.
8 months ago
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“Yes, aunties.” 😍
#mamdani
8 months ago
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I couldn’t love this any more. 🍒💣 No notes!
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8 months ago
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The Great Gatsby is a really short book. I suggest that no one skips the ending.
8 months ago
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Momus Jones
8 months ago
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” F. Scott Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby
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Here now.
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8 months ago
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Tim Dickinson
9 months ago
I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the
@unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social
, the unofficial house band of
#NoKings
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Maxine Bernstein
9 months ago
ICE in Oregon: Pointing rifles at family, stopping teens at gunpoint, pinning man during arrest
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
by The Oregonian's Yesenia Amaro
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ICE in Oregon: Pointing rifles at family, stopping teens at gunpoint, pinning man during arrest
Tactics grow more aggressive as ICE agents target Latino communities at worksites, schools, homes and public spaces across the Portland metro area. Here are examples.
https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2025/10/ice-in-oregon-pointing-rifles-at-family-stopping-minors-at-gunpoint-laying-on-top-of-man-during-arrest.html
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I 💖 Portland!
9 months ago
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Kevin Foster
9 months ago
Massive escalation at the Portland ICE facility. Worst I’ve ever seen. More pepper balls than I can count. Teargas in the middle of crowd. Violent arrests. Some type of either noise or rubber bullet shotgun fired into the air then later aimed at protesters chests/heads at near point blank range.
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Kevin Foster
9 months ago
Feds shot a member of the press, John Rudoff, in the arm with a pepper ball. My ears are still ringing.
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Good on ya, PDX.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
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Kristi Noem video blaming Democrats for shutdown delays won’t play at PDX security checkpoints
Portland International Airport officials say the video could violate state and federal laws.
https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2025/10/kristi-noem-video-blaming-democrats-for-shutdown-delays-wont-play-at-pdx-security-checkpoints.html
9 months ago
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Wow, you really get me, Amazon “Top picks for you” algorithm. 🙄
9 months ago
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Ron Filipkowski
9 months ago
Update on Boomertifa from the war zone.
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Portland is lawless. I just hung the toilet paper with the paper hanging *under* with ABSOLUTE IMPUNITY.
9 months ago
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BillThePony
9 months ago
Hilarious backfire where a bunch of chuds who would otherwise never go to Portland deradicalize when they find out its normal
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Reporting live from the front lines in Portland. Ooops, I meant the *brunch lines.*
9 months ago
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