Don't forget to fill out the census today! (If you're like me go check your mail to get your census code🫠)

Me, knocking on your door with books in my hand: Hello, would you like to hear about the good word...s that I read? In these books? (Anyways I was sick and finished this delightful japanese fever dream novel (always ideal when feverish, truly) on audiobook, Breasts and Eggs by Mieko Kawakami.

Somos todos familia en el club @duolingoesp.bsky.social

This morning's dopamine blast from the past: open.spotify.com/album/23h3oC...

Did something nice for future me. Tomorrow me is going to be so pleased with this kind and loving gesture.

Things that made me happy in past week, a thread because sometimes we need to remember the good stuff. What gave you some joy lately? 🎀 Did a 20 min spinworkout this morning! Once again, remembering how excerise is good for my hottest muscle, my brain. (cont.)

My face when the queer eye guys put a white sofa in a house with a 1 year old in it.

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only:

Good morning! Hope the clothes you wanted to wear was clean and easy to find, the lipstick you wanted to wear was in your purse, your'e having a good hair day, and your coffee is strong!

Weekly PSA after returning from my grocery run. Some of you need to shower more frequently. This is perrenial advice.

Every year I try to read through the full list, so here's my thread for my CBC long read book reviews :) Full list here! www.cbc.ca/books/canada...

This morning I woke up and immediately bought a spinning bike.... To procrastinate doing my morning workout 🤣

I have to say that the older I get the truer this gets, but there is nothing better than that feeling at the end of a long day when you crawl into bed and under a cozy duvet. Truly the best!

One of the most annoying things im the universe is being itchy when you get out of the shower. Like it is a race to moisturize to avoid going insane from the itching. Very very rude

Important information: There is a reference to Frenchy's in this Canada Reads book. Automatic win in my book.

This breaks my heart. His partner Julie lost her brother in a car accident this summer. I can't imagine what they are going through right now with this devastating diagnostic. gofund.me/04ee335b8

If you like seeing guys fall on ice, do not sleep on men's Olympic figure skating.

I am once again announcing that I am sick and will be complaining about it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

We were wondering about this. What a fun show.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A HISTORY MAJOR

Figure skating, Billie Joe Armstrong and Benito, big day for me and the bi's.

I forgot how much I love watching figure skating, it is objectively the best Olympic sport.

Made a painting of my emotionnal support pickles.

Is there anything better than Deluxe fish n' chips? Like be for real.

Getting off Facebook before I am tempted to make an AI cartoon version of myself.

Did the groundhog bite anyone today?

Watching hockey*, rooting for both teams, because really, isn't that what true sportsmanship is? *Heated Rivalry

My love language is waking up and the dishes are clean and my husband sorted all the ustensils in the dishwasher so when I put them away I don't have to sort them.

Me when I'm about to make myself a cup of that sleepy time tea with a little honey in it...

It's nice out so I know I should take the dog for a nice longer walk. But knowing I should is making it so unappealing 🫠

Good morning and good job parents who have sucessfully sent their kids to school after a two week hiatus. Stellar work! Bravo!

Was planning on doing some housework today but unfortunately I am engrossed in a novel and will be reading for the foreseeable future.

I had treats in my coat pocket and I befriended this cutie at yoga 🥰

When like gives you old baguette and leftover fondue broth, make French onion soup! 🤤

I got an accoustic guitar for xmas and am trying to figure out where to start. First off tunning the guitar, then figuring out how to play. Any tips?

Forgot about this but yeah I DO have a lemon and I do have grapes to eat under the table and I have swept out the house and I will open the doors at midnight and scream into the void, thanks for asking.

Couldn't sleep this morning so I woke up early, did yoga, listened to a horoscope podcast, had breakfast, journalled, folded towels from the dryer, finished an audiobook and started a new one and am getting ready for a work from home day. Not mad about starting the last day of the year like this.

Asking for a friend: How long can you read a book at the holiday party without looking rude? Not going to make this Libby deadline folks unless I have a Christmas miracle

Listen, I know I need to work out for my mental health, but my mental health is like... OR YOU COULD JUST EAT XMAS COOKIES INSTEAD!

Found this video of @tacobellquarterly.org and the Paris Review vt.tiktok.com/ZSP4e5Aw2/

It's pyjama day at school and my son can bring a stuffed animal to school. He brought a seal. We are francophones y'all. He is going to say phoque so much today.

I made peanut butter marshmallow squares, peanut butter blossoms, and chocolate dipped cherry macaroons and now, I have to do the dishes 🙃 But look how pretty! I think I've got a batch of sugar cookies in me and that'll be that for xmas baking :)

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When the vet told me my 6 yo dog's teeth were perfect and she must have good genes, I was like of course my child has perfect genes. Like mother like daughter, amirite?

My job is to word good, but this is my free time so I hope you enjoy all the typos I make on this app when I am typing with my clumsy thumbs.

Me when you ask me how long I have been waiting for the dishwasher delivery that was suppose to arrive last Monday.

This is so beautiful. Wow.

For @keithburgoyne.bsky.social

A relatable raccoon. globalnews.ca/news/1155761...

They could save me, I just know it.