Good morning and good job parents who have sucessfully sent their kids to school after a two week hiatus. Stellar work! Bravo!

Was planning on doing some housework today but unfortunately I am engrossed in a novel and will be reading for the foreseeable future.

I had treats in my coat pocket and I befriended this cutie at yoga 🥰

When like gives you old baguette and leftover fondue broth, make French onion soup! 🤤

I got an accoustic guitar for xmas and am trying to figure out where to start. First off tunning the guitar, then figuring out how to play. Any tips?

Forgot about this but yeah I DO have a lemon and I do have grapes to eat under the table and I have swept out the house and I will open the doors at midnight and scream into the void, thanks for asking.

Couldn't sleep this morning so I woke up early, did yoga, listened to a horoscope podcast, had breakfast, journalled, folded towels from the dryer, finished an audiobook and started a new one and am getting ready for a work from home day. Not mad about starting the last day of the year like this.

Asking for a friend: How long can you read a book at the holiday party without looking rude? Not going to make this Libby deadline folks unless I have a Christmas miracle

Listen, I know I need to work out for my mental health, but my mental health is like... OR YOU COULD JUST EAT XMAS COOKIES INSTEAD!

Found this video of @tacobellquarterly.org and the Paris Review vt.tiktok.com/ZSP4e5Aw2/

It's pyjama day at school and my son can bring a stuffed animal to school. He brought a seal. We are francophones y'all. He is going to say phoque so much today.

I made peanut butter marshmallow squares, peanut butter blossoms, and chocolate dipped cherry macaroons and now, I have to do the dishes 🙃 But look how pretty! I think I've got a batch of sugar cookies in me and that'll be that for xmas baking :)

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When the vet told me my 6 yo dog's teeth were perfect and she must have good genes, I was like of course my child has perfect genes. Like mother like daughter, amirite?

My job is to word good, but this is my free time so I hope you enjoy all the typos I make on this app when I am typing with my clumsy thumbs.

Me when you ask me how long I have been waiting for the dishwasher delivery that was suppose to arrive last Monday.

This is so beautiful. Wow.

For @keithburgoyne.bsky.social

A relatable raccoon. globalnews.ca/news/1155761...

They could save me, I just know it.

I wish I would get excited about anything as much as my dog geta excited when she sees me put on socks.

My day includes building an IKEA bedframe and going to Costco. Why do I hate myself?

Me as a bsky therapist.

After the generosity of everyone when my brother in law passed away, and realizing that for those without insurance, the amount they get barely covers the most basic funeral costs (and doesn't cover once you're pension age)... You realize the difference these donations make. Such a tragedy.

Good morning. I built two IKEA things. Please applaud.

Happy dog, happy life amirite fellas?

Only TWO more weekends to submit to next summer's special disability issue!

My new neighbours have a little white dog. They out it out on a lead and let it bark outside for IDK how long. Like please bring it in? I know you hear it because I hear it. Why are you making your problem everybody's problem?

Finally finished this paint by numbers I started earlier this fall :)

This book is taking me on a wild ride. Julia! Goodness gracious girl!

Can anyone tell me who the patron saint of dishwashers is? Like what planet is to blame for the dishwasher error? I need answers!

Good morning and welcome to tell your teens a hoodie is not warm enough for school season!

get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like. -coffee -crossing things off my to-do list -walks with my dog -reading Audio/e-books on Libby -Tajin seasonning -kid cuddles -the beach/ocean -collecting hobbies (watercolour, herbalism, tarot, canning, knitting) -trying new things

One of the greateat joys in life is plucking a big ol' hair from you chin and cackling like a witch after.

Finally got Crave and am watching The Last of Us and I was not prepared for the story of Bill and Frank. 😭

This is the most efficient breakfast. Iced coffee protein shake. Sometimes, you just need something quick and easy (she said).

I wish you could smell social media posts because fall is the best time for my favourite perfume: Coven,by Andrea Maack. It smells like walking in the woods, river water rustling on wet rocks and finding a cozy cabin with garland of cloves hanging, plant bundles drying. Addicted to this scent.

Describe your cat's personality with one photo

Maybe the real treasure was the leftovers we made along the way.

Name a better night time snack (Not possible)

Listen, it's been fun doing nerd things (reading the budget) but I now have other nerd things to do (a Libby deadline for a book about the moon having turned to cheese).

Wishing all my fellow nerds a very pleasant evening.

Forgot to share my costume, but:

So, what's going on in sports news? I'm watching Rocky Horror Picture Show instead 😇

Haunted house edition: Good morning to all the parents of teenagers who were asked to prepare all the stuff for their costume yesterday! How's that going?

I have never watched The Love Witch, and I'm watching it now. I thought thus was from the 60's but its from 2016.

I'm not really like an early morning person, but is there anything better than waking up and knowing you have a whole day of infinite possibilities ahead of you?

Ok, I urgently need to know: Are there any fat vampires? Like I feel the vampire movement needs more body positivity, you know?

My dog says hi (with her eyes closed)