Hope all my swiftie friends are having a great day today ❤️

I made 22 jars of salsa today AMA while remain horizontal for the next 12 hours.

Just came here to tell you that it though there is no official start date, I am declaring soup seasonhas officially begun, and I have kicked it off with a creamy cauliflower, chickpea and tahini soup.

There are people who don't go see doctors and so they don't get diagnosed with cancer, guess they don't have cancer 🫠

Not all heroes wear capes: Tonight I made butter chicken and my kids said it was delicious, and I walked my dog and I'm pretty sure that for a brief shinning moment they all thought I was the best human ever.

Do I have too much clothes, or is my closet too small?

I hadn't heard about this story... One should ponder about why?

Psst. Hey! You guys! It's the weekend!

My (of late moody) teenager just asked me if I wanted a hug before school. He's such a great kid, I can't even.

Bye bye brown bananas rotting on the counter! Sucks to be you!

Survived my first high school parent teacher meeting. My kid texted me his schedule and I had to wander around finding teachers. Parenting is not for the weak.

Robin, y'est ben cool (j'ai tellement pas fait exprès faire ce joke là, mais je vais la laisser la pareil)

I mean. Probably this I guess. Haven't painted in a while, but, I mean. Art.

Listen. We need a better word to describe the feeling of despair when you finish a book. This German word cuts it pretty close: fertigbuchkummer, litterally meaning finished book grief. Like finishing a good book = sad its over, grief. Finishing a meh book = disapointment, grief.

Current status: Holding a cheesestring like a cigarette.

You know when something slips out of your mouth before you know you're going to say it? I surprised myself with this gem earlier: My mind is like an ourobouros today.

🙂 My kid asked me to go thrifting 😢My kid said Frenchy's selection was just for uncool grandpas

Giddy over some of the casting choices for Wednesday. Very delightful. Like Jenna Ortega but I particularly love Luis Guzman as Gomez and Fred Armisan as Fester. Christina Ricci, Gwendolyn Christie is always STUNNING. Steve Buscemi with normal teeth is so weirdly offputting. Lady Gaga! So good.

My hands look like this so her hands can look like this.

This is the level of word nerd me and my husband are: We heard Descpacito on the radio and have been attempting to translate the lyrics for the past little while. We first started in english then read through in French but used some Eng. when the translation wasn't quite right. We did pretty good!

New claws!

Friends in smoky areas: reminder that Corsi-Rosenthal boxes are a cheap and efficient DYI option to clean the air in your house. I just changed the filter on my fan, I have a 1 fan, 1 filter model (1×1), and used a 13 Merv Filter (important to use above 9 Merv for smoke, virus, or bacteria.)

This is who runs this account.

I have successfully finished this whole tube and am no longer transported to another dimension by the fire in my mouth when I eat them.

Guess who's having a tomato sandwich tomorrow morning!

Listen. I love walking the dog, but also I love sitting and scrolling after a long day, ya know. Anyways, time for a walk for my stupid health and such.

Catching your hairdresser up on all the drama is the best part of being a girl. See also: Wearing cute fits.

Back on my bullshirt (Overnight oats and legume salads for easy work week lunches)

Last day of vacation. Should I a) read a book all day b) do groceries and stuff c) choose option A but secretly panic that I should be doing B and decide to become very productive around 5 p.m.?

Me after shopping for back to school: I'm poor but I'm happy baaabbyyy!

At the mall and I found u a t-Shirt.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... The Oldfield Road fire, about 15 kilometres north of Miramichi, has grown from 450 hectares on Monday to an estimated 1,120 hectares, the equivalent of 11.2 square kilometres, on Tuesday.

I would die on Hot Ones. This flabour is yummy, but after 4 chips my mouth is on fire 🥵🥵🥵

Last night I dreamt I got caught up in a smuggling ring. Smuggling what? Why the most valuable thing of all: Books! Also the customs officers were wearing the old style light blue shirts (IYKYK) but they also had shorts the same colour and it made them look so dorky and I wanted to giggle so bad.

After reading Someone you can build a nest in, I feel like @wiswell.bsky.social would still love someone if they were a wyrm.

Very important news: I fed a wild(ish) bunny in Grand Manan today.

Extremely rude that I must once again prepare food to feed myself. Like I did that yesterday. (Vacation edition)

I dreamt I had begrundgingly rejoined a gang of crime figting superheroes, but more alarmingly, my dog was loose and she kept crossing the road to play with dogs on the otherside of Main Street, finally caught her and was like sorry guys, I have to bring my dog home, she's too silly!

Happy Monday! Wore jeans today because it was chilly, found a 20$ bill in the pockets!

Did some decluttering this weekend. 3 junk drawers got dumped into a rubbermaid bin, got sorted and reorganized. Whee!

Feeling super grateful for all the moments of beauty and joy I had this past week and how healing it's been. Doing something new or different is so refreshing. Bringing kids to the fair, girls night at a new restaurant, paddleboarding... Food for the soul. Next time, more pics!

I just finished Four Seasons, like I thought this was going to be funny and light 😭

My kink is crossing things off my to do list.

I went to costco to save money on olive oil. lolololololol. (I did not save money. I bought 40$ worth of protein coffee and a life jacket)

Tell me about your favourite vacation spot in Canada anywhere East of Toronto. I have not planned anything yet and want to do something fun. I'm leaning NS or Quebec region, but my brain is mush, I need recos! I want to see something new and different but also need some chill time.

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?

Good news: Cool enough tonight to open the windows to cool the house down. 😎 Bad news: A skunk has sprayed nearby. 🤢

I finished reading a book and now I'm sad. My book holds are 100% full but please give me a book reco to help fill the hole in my soul.

When life gives you veggies trays, make stir fry. (I never thought it was possible to eat too many funeral sandwiches, but turns out, it is indeed possible.)

I mean... 🥹🙏🏻