Treacherous brain just tried to brute force an exam anxiety dream on me but I was still having too much fun with a previous dream of my sister getting the bollocking for a party I was on the sidelines of that the exam became another irl feckless friend's and we were all just eye rolling at him

They don't get the job done

"Fuck" would not work anywhere in LOTR cease this foolish prattling you heathens

One of the amusements of this time of year is watching the Americans immediately returning to work and instantly dissolving into a fit of rage whilst we all wander around in a sort of cheese based calenderless fugue

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

MORGAN! NO! BAD! DON'T COPY!

Feels undignified that Ed Luce should have to know what a Groyper is

The "tell me you bought the Orange Box without telling me you bought the Orange Box" category

Good morning. Boxing day morning

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

If the shoes are clean then leave em on

The ahhh, poor George time of day

Today is the only day it's legal to post this

To quote Mads Mikkelson "because, of course, I am the bitch"

Spied a red haired woman in her 60s happily puffing away on her fag on the A45. Inspired me to check whether Jo Brand is still alive (been quiet recently) and I can happily confirm that she is.

Well that's quite the twist

You love to see it

But enough about ur bf, though I am happy to hear has just been found

A thought, and a prayer, at this festive time of year for all the mutilated cellotape strips who will never live and know their purpose in life. We value your sacrifice.

Trump's second admin obsession with his name's tangible physical legacy is absolutely wild.

Enjoyed working through Prince Rupert’s Civil War ‘Journal’ today, especially his spelling of ‘Birmingham’.

Guillotine earrings? Performative. Nonsense.

wish there was a way for me to disregard this article, and yet it is more omnipresent on my feed than the manky mince pie!

Oooo I've got one for this Then: empire TW (as its the only one I had) Now: Dragon Age (as I'm not a total heathen) V fond memories of first Killzone also

Well that's...that's not what Blanc is going for!?

Lmao every other English language lesson seemed to be telling the boys to write about something they care about but NOT to try and write a football story

Now to commence the tour of South London, much such visiting to be done

L MAO

55 years since them slags...does my nut in til this day

I think they should spin the dart board between shots, spice things up a bit

Lollllllllllll Thank christ she lost her seat, honestly

I have no idea where this is originally from or if my friend made it but they sent it to me once; and I love it

Its remarkable how much British opining about the EU is framed around an outdated understanding of an organisation that has profoundly changed (for the better) since 2016 (not from JEREMY!)

Ooo what shall I do with my first day of Christmas leave (I mean I've already slept away the morning, EUV really is up there with Civ for destroying hours whilst you're under its spell)

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Oh, so the tram notably HASN'T been cancelled

Not sure the work canteen stuffing balls were necessarily better, but they were certainly more *dignified* Very Snowpiercer (2014)

Once more on AI and immigration, but this time with FEELING

This would ultimately be the most amusing outcome, imo

Very much enjoy the FT's standard euphemism of "considering actuarial tables..." for "well they'll be dead soon"

Emily in Paris season FIVE!? Ludicrous, farcical. Has she become a baguette!?

My God guys can we NOT post like he has just started an invasion of Venezuela plz (until he has ofc)? The coverage here is not thick enough and I had to check

Lots of pushing of the rebalanced local funding mechanism on the Labour profiles

Well my grans aren't on the Internet sooooo My grandparents find a way to noxious gossiping and antipolitics by their separate offline selves as well ofc but thats less endearing