Look I just think it would be nice for Barack if there was a younger person in the Presidents club

The separate Scottish justice system is just so annoying and it turns out it's not even good for dispelling conspiracism!

Why has bluesky taken to occasionally cutting the last word or so off people's posts, how does that help?

When you throw in the sudden urge to try new grifts like crypto, lurching to extreme religiosity, weird ideological spasms, abrupt abandonment of lifelong tribal affiliations, the whole thing resembles nothing more than a coordinated male midlife crisis, for which we must all suffer

When will these people (the dregs of the Tory right) realise we're not listening to them and get some modesty

Feel like Southampton should be much MUCH better served by greasy spoons than it actually is...working port city, lacking in pretensions, and yet! this place just gave me a vegan only menu!

that's a curious result

One character who died before pax Americana started to break down

Do this lot a world of good to volunteer on a few church fetes (OR GET A HOBBY, THEY COULD DO EITHER, OR BOTH)

I lost my passport in Stockholm and had to stay another couple of days, and whilst that was initially v v stressful, it was quite nice to have a couple of days sitting and eating and watching without morning and afternoon museum

Now you 100% do not have to give it to them, however, funny.

Unfortunately, there are insufficient Democratic criminals to pardon por encourages les autres to vote for it I do, of course, just assume that the GOP would be against anything that is even a reflective, backwards looking criticism of the great man

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

Wimbdy

Oh Miette, absolutely uncontested for me

Donny old enough to remember Dien Bien Phu?

Little shit

Being Welsh is like homosexuality and abortion in that Harold Wilson legalised it

Why DIDN'T you do a colour revolution on them when you had the chance, Killary?!

You say no

In his sleep, racistly, about Thomas

You would post a political April Fool's on this, the raging lib credulity website!? Deranged, dangerous hehaviour

Comprehensively overshadowed

Probably won't suggest that minister X sign off on the rimteable, actually...

An AI presentation by an American called Alexa? bit on the nose...

That's a nice easy opening conviction for the next Dem AG surely?

Goddamit now I need a Susan Collins one too

Not anuther wun

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Twas ever thus

In true Jeremy Vine style, despite the news today, he is now playing Better the Devil You Know on BBC Radio 2, where Scott Mills has just been sacked.

Sounds shit?

Sister is making sounds as to taking some of acorns...if anyone else has a need for, as I say, BAGS full of acorns, please help

Damning indictment of the union left if they just want to jump to a flash in the pan despite getting laws they demanded

He has held himself up in that way, no one with any sense thinks he will be the nominee, too craven to react with reailty

I was a very...constrained...child and trying to come up with a form of words that said the protagonists were hot was very hard for me, in the end I leant on 'audience perception'

During the last one my old local rook to lighting the place with candles, which was absurd and entirely in aid of the landlord continuing to drink like a fish and...otherwise indulging

Insta filters a classic of the genre

Some people do actually need more barbers and vape shops, and usually the laundering is a step removed from the premises where all sorts of other crimes be happening

Companies that get sued a lot get lawsuit insurance. Meta has fucked around so much that a judge has released their insurers from an obligation to defend them against lawsuits where Meta deliberately engaged in behavior that caused harm. Which is pretty much all of them.

Project Hail Mary good, imo, lovely Ryan Gosling, v good music (except extraneous Beatles, ew). Nice.

They are so comically bad at this (and if they'd not gone with a convicted felon imagine how many more states they would've won)

3 more years of nuclear senility

Mostly pretty good at his actual job, admittedly very lousy at his imagined jobs of primary Democratic media face, lefty-congregationalist preacher, and human Lexipro

Two weeks ago I'd never heard of a binturong, now the hilarious big freaks are turning up in videos!