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I would certainly not be dealing with this the week I had to resign tbqh

So it can be done!

Delivered a two hour training thing this morning which required me to have the camera on. 300 odd people turned up, and to them I say, WTF were you thinking, in this heat! perverts!

Can we AT LEAST expect the return of Manchester to the Labour conference calendar circulation, nobody, NOBODY wants to go to fuckin Liverpool again Hollie

BURNHAM....BLEH?

BURNHAM BOOM

well now insta seems to want me to follow Theresa May, I'm still in the first half of 35, thank you

two vast and trunkless crocs of stone

Guys you cant just run Bev Craig but As A Man, get your own candidate

I feel this was chosen more because he looks a drunk mess

If the top of government does end up being Miliband, Burnham and Purnell then Ed Balls is gunna feel quite the prize turnip

But the oil jobs are BAD, Sharon

This is how we have to respond to the climate emergency; not through trying to dig in and maintain industries which are fading in relevance

well I had a nice cold bath and it is by a distance the best thing I have done today

Saw an army officer in his full parade uniform, medals and all, crossing Westminster bridge this morning and inadvertently loudly blurted UGHHH GOD at the prospect in this heat

Also don't forget that Starmer was PM longer than Ncuti Gatwah.

James Purnell!!! Lmao ooo remembers

Oooh I can feel my first letter to the council/cllr/licensing board brewing

And now, the ultimate game of predator and prey, who wimps out first on burning the paella pan, me or the paella

I am BEGGING people - think tanks, governments, random organisations - to DATE YOUR REPORTS WHEN YOU DO THE PDFS. It should not be THIS HARD to find a BLOODY PUBLICATION DATE. You might think everyone will remember the magical day you published it years later. But you are delusional.

Lol, lmao even

A good bit would if he just put John Healey back and subbed out Yvette for Lucy Powell and left everything else the same. I say good

Where's this storm then eh

Now that CERTAINLY would have made a good season finale, but is instead a very dramatic opener. Although I'm not sure why anyone agreed to throwing in a Lizzy I line...#DoD

Twenty past three just like that

Director cuts to Badenoch furiously shitposting on X

Takes me back to the Patel flight, although thar one was infinitely funnier cos she was getting sacked

I always love how Attlee replaced Churchill halfway through the Potsdam Conference.

Lmao Justin trudeau bagging a pic with anyone who'll have him at the Obama library opening

I beg, learn what a right and its purpose is

Feels unfair, to both of them, that Spain should have to play Saudi Arabia

It is remarkable how consistently her interventions elicit a OH FUCK OFF SHARON from me I don't think I can remember agreeing with her once

Big Rach was right to rip him one, supercilious cunt

Andy Wibbling in the Wind and thereby cratering instantly in the face of perma crises feels very underrated a risk on here vs a bit of delay over recess during which he could have at least a version of access talks Lack of preparedness got keir half the way here and Andy is visibly Not Prepared

and then after 100 years they can still surprise you (with the breadth of the idiocy)

Could it also be...for us?

Well its not wrong!

Well that is a thrashing

you signed it where?

its something at least that even with all that power, and with him having soiled a decade of everyone's lives people still feel happy to ignore him and make him feel shit

I mean I know the Chotiner line is so strong as to basically be a meme but this is just an absurdly perfect, axiomatic manifestation of the form its rude

Increasingly unnerved by the fact that any time I post on insta, which is quite seldom tbf, it tries to insist on either Howard Shore or Lady Gaga as accompaniment. Now I know I'm a gay millennial but I contain more than two multitudes!

I think particularly on this one it would have almost certainly ended up being Kamala anyway, but a Kamala who Shapiro and whoever else in the party had just spent three months dinging

💔💔💔😢

They may well do sterling work but tbh I've not heard of any of those R4 shows, so...

Now Ed is a very good Minister but lets not forget who saddled us with this crank and his opinions, apparently in perpetuity