every review of metroid prime 4 be like… one million crimes against christ, 7/10

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOQ

if you dont have a wii sensor bar under your television FUCK you

the best part of ocarina of time is every so often link spins when a door opens. Like Yay!!

just found $5000 at the bottom of a shelf

i told my mom how much the switch two costs and she just about had a damn heart attack

i finally have the ability to do something never before seen - 100% completing an actual mario cartridge

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

truly amazing how the most recent IOS update made everything look like shit and my phone is now slower

metroid prime 4 pissed me off. Need to play Super Metroid for the 11th time as a detox

*chuckles* you think nintendo wanted to make a GOOD metroid game? fools. nintendo made this to fuel the next 20 years of youtube video essays. and by that metric, metroid prime 4 is a masterpiece

there's a certain genre of youtube video that is - picture of gabe newell looking like a sage - title "VALVE has FUCKING CUMMED all over the video game industry" - video itself is just going through the news and saying "wow thats cool"

play thousand year door or die

i’ve watched this every day for a week straight youtu.be/8al5cSQNmME?...

i’ve been playing kirby air riders for an hour and have done nothing but go through the menus and gawk at the amount of options there are. mf can change hud opacity

i just ate a lifechanging muffin

damn framerate sucks on this

soldier boy tellem

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ALWAYS START YOUR KINGODM HEARTS 1 PLAYTHROUGH BY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SELPHIE 17 TIMES IN A ROW static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/im...

my fashion sense is purely contingent on it being 50 degrees fahrenheit. any more or less and i look homeless

every time i open up facebook, the more convinced i am that mark zuckerberg must pay for his transgressions against christ

i don’t think i fully appreciated how crazy this song is when i was 12 youtu.be/t6fBREd80nM?...

its over for me - i have subscribed to the adam friedland show youtube channel

we are reaching up upper bounds of “beast mode”

i already have 13 tabs open at work today, pack it up

i sometimes in my imposter syndrome stupor think to myself "video editing is easy, my job is fake" but then I get videos pre-edited from people at [REDACTED COMPANY] and it makes me realize wow you normal people cannot edit for shit

behold: my genuine reaction to the revival of the virtual boy

tf is “a bustle in your hedgerow”? tf was robby p on about?

silksong 🤝 erdtree people complaining about difficulty meanwhile i'm just like. Cool its hard

PIKLOPEDIA!!

they should have shown less about silksong and just said "its hollow knight with a sprint button" and it would have had the same impact and reach

i was ahead of the curve on this

sometimes you need hamburger helper. Your hamburger helper meter needs filled

i was in a meeting did trump die

$20 is crazy

don’t talk to me

barking orders to siri every day like she’s my #Bitch wife