His social team is good lmao

It is illegal for the president to impound money appropriated by the Congress and signed into law by previous presidents. See the Impoundment Act.

seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that” me: “Bob Dylan” 7yo: “is that yr friend” me: “no a singer” 7yo: “not a very good singer”

She said 🖕

I'm Tilly Norwood's personal assistant. So send your gifts and fan mail to me. I'll make sure it gets it. The nicer the gift, the more likely it is that Tilly will send you some feet pics.

Can we just fast forward to when Trump tells everyone to drink poisoned Kool-Aid?

"To my colleagues in mainstream media: your silence is complicity. Your 'boths-sides-ism' is complicty. Your euphemisms for genocide is complicity." From my speech accepting the 'Path of Truth' award from Palestinian diaspora group KTH. Full speech: zeteo.com/p/palestine-...

If Saudi Arabia had financed an attack on Boston instead of New York on 9/11 you can bet Bill Burr would still grub for their money.

I have no followers. I intentionally chose one insignificant corner on social media for me to diatribe my angry heart. I know I am screaming into a huricane. But gosh dang it to fuck, I am joyful I do not have children who will inherit this hate filled civic decay. I cannot imagine the dread.

If Saudi Arabia beheads Jim Jeffries, it's just one comic. It's just one effort to silence free speech. It's not a dealbreaker for me.

RIP Jane Goodall You studied a more noble species than this one, even if they do eat their own shit.

Mayors, have you considered just bribing ICE not to come to your cities? I mean, the Republican party is a whorehouse. You cannot appeal to their reason or conscience, they have none. Try $$$. That's the only thing they value.

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@barackobama.bsky.social Should be an echo president. Respond to everything like a sane president would do and remind people, with every post, that there is a choice. It didn't have to be madness. Gov. Newsome understands this. Mr. Obama would have an additional and more directly profound affect.

If you could smell Trump through the TV do you think he'd lose followers? Or would these idiots breathe a diaper fog to trigger the libs?

This is one of three terrorist assaults carried out by MAGA assailants against members of the LGBTQ community in the last week. Each was supposedly a retaliation for the death of Charlie Kirk. These assaults are being reported by media in the UK, but not in the US.

@pelosi.house.gov Quit. Please quit. It's too important right now. We don't have it in us to fight fascism AND democratic leadership. You suck. We hate you. You are too fucking old. Another mummy clinging to power at America's expense. Just like Biden. Just like Ginsberg. You truly suck.

If you're National Guard and have any info about the Portland deployment, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268

79. American citizen.

Is Bill Maher cancelled or just irrelevant? Asking for someone who is not a fascist, fascist adjacent, or a fascist enabler.

When you speak at your local city council meeting, and you should, dress as money so they'll stop texting and listen.

Caught myself reading with my lips moving for the first time. Is this early onset dementia?

In regard's to Hegseth gathering all US military leadership in one strip club, y'all better hope I'm wrong about Trump being a Russian asset. #Krasnov

I'd like to thank all the algorithms and all the tech CEOs who continue to manipulate all of us into adversarial rage for clicks and cash. Please don't tax them before we kill each other.

There's no need for violence! Chuck "Cold Porridge" Schumer and Hakeem "Swing & Miss" Jeffries will fight for you! ... Oh shit. There's gonna be more violence, isn't there? Not good.

Who would have thought that the reaction to state sanctioned terrorism would be a terrorist attack? Color me shocked. But this was ALWAYS the plan.

West Virginians are outraged at skyrocketing electric bills. Well, y'all fought renewable energy to protect your coal, and now coal is all you got. And of course, the capitalists never lose. You do. Now you have to pay for their losses as you continue to fight moving into the future. Smart.

They will not be happy until they have everything and we are enslaved.

Governor Newsom’s new nickname for Miller, Submissive Stephen “SS.” 😂🤣 #newsom

"I'm a nice person. It's the person I voted for that's the jack boot. Why don't you like me?"

These dumbfucks not only believe there are Pearly Gates, but that there's a sign on it that says, "Whites Only".

So Disney is increasing the cost of their subscription. If you were a loyal subscriber that didn't cancel over Kimmel, congratulations! You get to eat the losses for Disney. What a great company! In capitalism the rich always win. You always lose. Always.

I guess those ICE agents were protected from the bullets because of their face masks.

I saw Goody Proctor with the Tylenol!

"Stop calling us fascists!" Hey Maga, stop pretending you are Christians. Please, just stop.

RFK Jr thinks you can fix everything with nutrition, exercise and a strong family unit. Which is funny cause he doesn't do and has none of those things.

Trump probably gave them the keys.

"Stop calling us fascists!" "Antifa is our enemy!" #MAGA #IDIOTS

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Turns out your patriot club isn't even American. Y'all hate America. #MAGA #DUMBFUCKS

RFK Jr. Is cutting down trees whose seeds have not yet been planted. What a stupid cunt.

I can be a real sour prick. People are mean for all kinds of reasons. Some of my reasons, frankly, are none of your fucking business. But while acerbic in tone, I am egalitarian in policy. People should be fed, clothed, educated, and provided with medical care. But also, fuck off.

The best part of being dead is feeding all the roaches who sell merch to exploit the event. Why is MAGA so disgusting and tacky?

How does he still have a job? Oh yeah, the entire administration is a crime cabal.

@democrats.org Please keep us informed about your upcoming capitulation over the budget battle. I can't wait to watch you take another dive.

I need to get some blood pressure meds as I watch @schumer.senate.gov lead a weak ass budget battle. He won't even commit to shutting down the government. The only leverage he has, he won't use it. Retire, you worthless old goat. "He never had the makings of a varsity athlete." - Jr. Soprano

I hope the majority realizes you can't win over the right wing with civility or the old ways. Doesn't work. Its a dangerous, violent, hypocritical cult without shame. They want power by any illegal means necessary. Choose your fighters accordingly. The current Dem leadership ain't it.

"sToP cAlLiNg uS nAzIS!"

Where is Bill Maher? Why isn't he screaming for Kimmel? Lol. He stopped telling jokes and became one instead.