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I'm looking forward to the USA becoming the villain in every movie henceforth. We earned it. Killing Americans on film will soon provide the same satisfaction we felt when Indy Jones punched a kraut off a tank. Thanks, Trumpers. Thanks.

Mr. Rogers once advised children watching horrors on the news to focus on the helpers. Watching people work together to help is what give us hope. Now ICE is killing those people. Republicans want civil war. They have no idea how committed they are making us to the idea.

That's how you write a headline.

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Republican voters wouldn't know tyranny if it came up and kicked them in the face. Apparently the real tyranny is letting trans people use the same public restroom. I'm so sick of these fucking idiots.

I don't know how to express how I feel. @infinitescream.bsky.social

Here’s a fantastic guide for direct action crimethinc.com/2017/03/14/d...

This is what happens when you take your journalistic legacy and scrape it in the shit.

Jesus fucking Christ, this shitty president has me rooting for China. Republicans are stupid assholes.

Here's a take, ... Trump's obsession with stealing Greenland is an admission of global warming, as the resources he seems to desire are only accessible once everything melts for his corporate collaborators to exploit.

Luigi is everybody's O.J..

Every time I look for a scrap on Bluesky I get blocked early. I don't even get the joy of a protracted humiliation. For either them, or myself. Who am I kidding? I'm always right!

All women are in the construction business. They build better men.

I can't wait for Stephen Miller to get the Lavrenti Beria treatment.

When Trump was saying to the crowd that Epstein, "likes 'em young", he was advertising the girls he'd pimped to him. It was in his financial interests to advertise to pedophiles in the room that Epstein had "special product". Let's see Epstein's financial records and Trump's tax returns.

Who do I gotta bribe to work on the new CIA drug farm in Venezuela? I'm working on a retirement plan.

It's "troubling*. It's"disappointing". Democrats use weak ass language. It's an outrage! It's beyond the pale! It's batshit crazy! It's irresponsibly dangerous! You don't appear reasonable. You appear weak as fuck. It is more than appropriate to be angry.

I can't wait for drugs to be smuggled into the country via body bags from dead soldiers in Venezuela. But at least we have lots of guns for the dealers to work out their differences.

What an interesting point for a bribe collecting Supreme Court of religious zealot assholes to consider.

Once America crumbles completely to corruption our nation & military will eventually become weak, corrupt, and ineffective like the post Soviet Russian clown show losing in Ukraine today. Then, and only then, will @schumer.senate.gov put down his readers and say, "Now. Now it's time to strike."

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations

❗️✈️ Communications between Russian strategic aviation control points have been detected. Missile attacks are possible at night, monitoring channels report.

No notes, save for this: Knowing cops, they will, at the least, go inside the quickee mart and help themselves to free coffee and maybe a donut or two. But not more than that.

Every time a cop kills an unarmed citizen a flag gets a blue stripe.

Trump's going to take us back to a time where we spat on veterans and called them baby killers. Venezuela will not go easily into that good night. They will rage, rage against the dying of the light. They already have mountains, jungle, and existing armed groups. Have fun storming the castle!

The BBC newscaster just described Trump's illegal attack on Venezuela as "an astonishing use of raw American power". I thought he was going to cum.

I miss the war on Christmas; instead of the attacking of Venezuela along with the relentless assault on truth, the rule of law and basic human decency. Happy Holidays, you fake Christian shit bags.

President rapist, and pedophile pimp, illegally invaded another country without Congressional authority. I never want to hear another fucking Republican who is silent right now say a goddamn thing to me while pretending to be a patriot. Fuck you. No morals. No ethics. No values. Empty phonies.

"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

The USA is beginning a campaign of military aggression against non-belligerent nations, and is building an apparatus to end elections domestically and abroad. The opposition party is NOT calling for mass strikes, protests, marches, or for the immediate impeachment of a deranged manic president.

It is very likely there are no qualified attorneys competent enough in the DOJ to even convict Maduro. This motherfucker might walk. Getting real sick and tired of this country being held hostage by assholes and morons.

Maduro was a pee tape away from not being being kidnapped.

"Let's get back to normal. When both parties worked together to screw working people with bipartisan decorum!"

For Americans, whose healthcare system cannot be trusted.

The more accessible information becomes to people the less interest they have in learning any of it. Now we'll outsource learning to machines, freeing us from the burden of sentience. We can just toil, without curiosity or wonder, for machines that feed their own hunger to consume the universe.

How is it you have 5 million files on a guy you convicted, but none of his clients have been charged? I mean, beyond Trump's OBVIOUS obstruction of justice, what about all the other fishes? They are not just protecting the one pedophile in charge. Convicting child rapists should be bipartisan.

Just a reminder. Be very careful how you word your opinions on pufferfish preparation for billionaire dinners. Your account can get suspended. Consider feelings when talking about the people who own all the land, all the politicians, wield all the capital and control you. Bon appetit, rich guys.

There's nothing that broadcasts confidence more than frequent cognitive tests. Walk toward the light, Donnie. In your case not so much a heavenly light, but more of a fiery glow.

Happy New Year. Take care of the people you love. We have the same cunts to battle tomorrow.

@Democrats have no messaging. YOU CANNOT, WILL NOT, CUT TO THE QUICK. Loser hacks.

"I'm not into politics." = "I've abdicated agency." Don't hate them. A lot of good, decent people are pussies, or too fucking busy to care. Fight for them so they have the time and passion to join the effort toward a better society, with law, justice, and care for everyone.

The clock is ticking, and cynicism isn’t a strategy. Here’s the concrete, local, Tea Party-style roadmap to rebuild Democrats into a fighting progressive party… hartmannreport.com/p/weve-got-1...

This makes me chuckle every single time.

Hate is motivated against us. The ambivalent need a strategy meeting. Step up. Let's go.

A lot of people may not know this, but Jack Lord was a painter.

Because I’m evilllll… Enjoy Rik Mayall out-performing a Beatle and Jools Holland at a charity gig in Nether Wallop!

Born into a USA that doesn't exist Democracy = barely Laws = Don't apply to rich Constitution = words on paper Equal rights = BS Work hard = min wage slavery Voting = not in red states Security = pipe dream Health care = predatory It'll never happen here = happening here now

The pedophile rapist in chief is a Russian asset. The Republican party is colluding with him. Democratic leadership is inept to stop them. Happy New Year.