Charlie Kirk was a controversial figure. A lot of people didn't like him. #JamalKhasshogi #SaudiArabia #Murderers

Who do I gotta murder and chop up with a chainsaw to get a meeting with the president around here?

From @privateeyenews.bsky.social:

This is why I always talk shit about Democrats being fucking loser assholes devoted to losing and constantly being losers.

MAGA people are mad Trump was involved in child rape. Calm down! It's not like he was feeding them!

Some press corps journalist needs to ask Caroline Leavitt, on camera, if Trump calls her "piggie". I'd like to see her reaction.

Trump is still friends with sexual predators and rapists, which makes sense, since he himself is a rapist and sexual predator. MAGA voters, pretend this is Biden and explore your feelings.

Well, at least James Comey isn't running for president amidst this witch hunt. That would be pretty challenging! Enjoy every minute, James!

I'm so bored at work I actually resorted to doing my job.

Happy to be of service.

Imagine being a Republican voter, this late in the game, and still not realizing you are a complete idiot.

Liberals always feed on their own because they are too weak, angry, and disorganized to defeat their real enemies. It's very fucking frustrating.

Always check republican closets for skeletons and Speakers of the House.

"Now that Trump has been exposed as being part of a child raping organization, I think I can admit his tariffs are also not good." - Joe Plunger, republican

"We can't sell a progressive agenda to mainstream voters." Ok, then sell them white supremacy, they like that! The problem with Democrats is they won't sell good policies if they themselves don't believe in them. Schumer needs to go, along with all the other corporate money addicts.

A reminder, while horrible, the Epstein criminal conspiracy is no where near the biggest child rape operation in this country's history. That would be slavery. Then there's any number of cults and religions that post some scary numbers when it comes to raping kids.

I can't wait to see what news story Bill Clinton's dick will be a part of next.

Hold up

Is Hillary the only person to not suck Bill Clinton's dick?

Russian humanoid robot falls on its face in hyped debut. Wow, this wasn't about Fetterman. ground.news/article/robo...

I hope Obama wears a tan suit to Trump's funeral.

Let's be clear, Republicans don't care what part Trump played in a child fucking operation. The only thing that sticks to Trump is his diaper.

Good lord it's early Christmas.

It makes sense the GOP starves children. Who wants to rape a bunch of fatties?

Imagine hating us so much you'd rather expose yourself in the Epstein files than let us have health care and SNAP benefits. But there's always money for a war with Venezuela! There's nothing more capitalist than killing people so senators with Ratheon stock can buy a bigger house.

Of Ghislaine Maxwell Trump once said, "I wish her well." Now she has prison servants and a puppy. Promises kept.

As we watch conservatives contort like pretzels over the Epstein releases, take a moment to remember that they, after decades of being two weeks away, have NO HEALTHCARE PLAN for the American people. Dems offer you compulsory private insurance. I'm told this is socialism. #Medicare4All

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Thanks veterans, for sacrificing life and limb for a country of dumbfuck fascists and greedy billionaire assholes. Suck it. Brought to you by FOX News.

Let's make something clear, the 8 Snakes did not break with party leadership. They took a bullet for them, because the whole party is dedicated to LOSING. FUCKING LOSERS.

I can't wait for Schumer to pretend to be shocked and outraged republicans don't keep their word. What a senile asshole.

Just got CuckSchumer.com and redirected it for anybody that wants to donate to @aoc.bsky.social directly on ActBlue.

Pelosi can retire comfortably knowing Chuck Schumer's bony grip on power will continue to keep the party weak and dependent on corporate bribes.

"Pandora opened the box and all the evls of the world emerged and spread throughout the world. Looking into the box, Pandora saw that one thing remained in the box, hope. Then Chuck Schumer and 8 dipshits pissed all over the hope and burned the box in a bonfire."

Both political parties need to die. The American people are betrayed at every level of government. We need to choose now whether we are willing to do what is necessary to live, because our complete subjugation or our demise is openly planned and in progress.

Dick Durbin is retiring. He literally had nothing to lose and caved. What a sad piece of shit. A legacy of being a weak sonofabitch. Fuck you, Durbin. Hope you have lots of insider trades to ease your retirement while we all crumble. [Insert account suspending comment here]

Dems who caved on the ACA, call them: Catherine Cortez Masto: (202) 224-3542 Dick Durban: 202 224-2152 John Fetterman: 202 224-4254 Tim Kaine: 202 224-4024 Angus King: 202 224-5344 Jacky Rosen: 202-224-6244 Jeanne Shaheen: 202 224-2841 Maggie Hassan: 202 224-3324

Just a reminder, @schumer.senate.gov, refused to endorse a winning democratic candidate and tanked a shutdown to gain nothing. He's a doddering old fool. He's Chuck "cold porridge" Schumer, a weak fucking loser. We need to get rid of him and all of the assholes who voted with fascists.

@schumer.senate.gov What the fuck are you doing? Are you senile? Did you get bribed? Are you suffering from neurosyphilis? Quit. Please. I'm begging you to just go live quietly in the country and disappear. You are a FUCKING LOSER, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.

Pop was giddy sending me this. I don't get it nor the meep meep reference. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Trump's hero, Putin, is also a stupid piece of shit that will engineer their own demise. #Ukraine #Putin #Russia #Corruption www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9C6...

The government is shut down, healthcare is being taken from millions of Americans, SNAP benefits are being illegally withheld, an elected representative is being denied the opportunity to be sworn in, all to hide that the president is part of a pedophile ring. Idiots tell me this is winning.

It's official. Trump stinks so badly that he knocks people out.

Look, they allowed the jurors to have their own sandwiches, INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE!

Mamdani has been in office a full day and he still hasn't fixed everything the last administration ruined. More bullshit like this is coming, every day.

I'm so sorry I jerked off all those years ago to thoughts of Debra Messing. Sorry guys, I didn't know. I was a different person back then.

Thank you Nancy Pelosi, for finally going away. Take Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries with you. Start a podcast together! Give investment advice! Solve mysteries! Just fuck off.

I got a little flack for constantly shitting on @mcuban.bsky.social. Just because he opposes Trump doesn't mean he's on your side. He's on money's side. You are not money. Fuck Mark Cuban. Tax that motherfucker to mere millionaire. i.redd.it/xdz16c0oubzf...