So, do I read this right? Is the Department of Labor going to be involved in K-12 education? Are they turning public education into training for poor wage slaves? www.ed.gov/about/news/p...

New game show: Contestants must determine if they are looking at a Rorscach ink blot or a Republican voting district.

Dear all YouTubers: talking about percentages of people who don't subscribe to your channels and trying to guilt them into subscribing has the opposite effect.

It's such a sad commentary that now, when we're talking about federal judicial rulings, we have to specify the president by whom the judge was appointed.

So a scam currency is affecting a rich people's version of economic fantasy football. Am I reading that right?

It kind of feels like, if executive orders can be signed by anyone, then we're revealing how meaningless they really are. Can any Trump issue them? Can we get Mary Trump in there to issue a few?

John Oliver is a national treasure. e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i/

What if Coco Chanel was leaving the house in just a bikini?

I'm sure these are just to give people a quiet place to concentrate.

It's weird that Trump got all worked up about the cost of the penny. Like, has he looked at how much his ballroom will cost?

Good lord it's early Christmas.

Now bring on the Epstein vote!

In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.

I think it's a good thing for people to start embracing the idea that, assuming we have a country left after Trump has passed it through his digestive tract, whoever comes after him is going to spend a lot of time cleaning up his mess instead of governing as expected.

We could really use Katie Porter's fuckin' whiteboard right about now.

Well, fuck Rockstar Games. Apparently, they are really into Grand Theft Wages. youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?...

Let's make something clear, the 8 Snakes did not break with party leadership. They took a bullet for them, because the whole party is dedicated to LOSING. FUCKING LOSERS.

I think there should be a stage of plastic surgery called "The Uncanny Valley"

I work for a government contractor, so there's a part of me that's glad the shutdown is over, but I had saved up a few months worth of mortgage payments so that I could do my part while the Democrats supposedly did theirs. I'm trying to reconcile the relief I feel with the disappointment and anger.

Although the GOP is going to continue turning the US into a Fascist hellscape, at least we'll have some Epstein drama to distract ourselves with.

Maybe Stephen Segal is some kind of new Nostradamus, and that's the reason he tossed Rob Schneider around on SNL all those years ago.

I'm going down the Super Dave Osborne rabbit hole tonight instead of focusing on how spineless our opposition party is. youtu.be/I7vHidnE52A?...

Now *that* is a strongly worded letter.

I hope the Republicans lose control of the House, but I wish someone other than Hakim Jeffries was positioned to be Speaker. He's such a performative plank of wood.

or how about "Beer Gut Gestapo"?

I think Trump is free-associating when he says America has to "remain liquid" because he's feeling his liquefied brain sloshing around in his skull.

For the amount of child support I could demand, I'd have one of Elon's babies at this point.

It's pretty incredible to me that, aside from the big-print-easy-reader text in front of him, the most prominent things that jump out to me on his desk are a stack of chintzy gold coasters and his stupid Diet Coke button.

I think I may refer to ICE agents as belonging to the Goober Gestapo for the time being.

It's official. Trump stinks so badly that he knocks people out.

Some lazy googling and the calculator on my phone suggests that the cost of the US House being on paid vacation while the federal workforce is not being paid is $1,249,926 so far.

What's scary is that, if a canned ham in a suit can become president, then a moron with a CrossFit obsession could too.

I wonder if Democrats are regretful that they went so very hard after WikiLeaks now that we have an administration that's hiding things like they are.

On the plus side, the GOP getting their ass handed to them last night will put a lot of pressure on them to end this stupid shutdown.

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

So wait, we're going to war with Nigeria? Is this to rescue the crypto-scammers and bring them in as refugees?

The rest Dick Cheney's body finally caught up with his cold, dead heart. Good riddance.

Maybe we should ask Trump to remodel our bathrooms, and then just impound those funds for food and shelter.

When your action movie soundtrack sounds like a beer commercial, you know it's going to be trashy fun, unless Stephen Segal is in it.

It's cool that past politicians are coming out and making speeches about how Trump is a bad man, but we already know that. We also know that Trump won't respond to any of that. It would have been better if past Presidents had done something about dismantling the Unitary Executive Theory.

I had one trick or treater all night. He knocked at 9:00pm. I'm pretty sure he was about thirty. Had no costume. "Seasons Greetings" he said. I tossed him some candy, closed the door, and turned off the light.

When someone rings my doorbell tomorrow night, I'm going to assume it's ICE because they're all in costumes and wearing masks, and I won't open the door.

I don't think we need worry about Trump running in 2028. He'll be long dead by then.

To be fair, Obama still has a far higher extrajudicial body count, and with far less national outrage.

How weird that putting a multiply convicted felon and rapist in office backfired. Who could have predicted that?

When Trump overdoses on hamburders and meth, I suggest we turn the ballroom into a museum of fascism.

Are we still in a Joe Biden economy?

Trump demolishing the White House, a symbol of the legacy and history of the United States, is somehow an apt metaphor. I can't wait until he turns the national mall into a golf course.