{{ every time i see kiku's defernul i get fuckin

Fuck it. Verde. We'll go with that.

I need a nickname, honestly. Gonna call myself Paul. ... don't do that. Uhh. I'll think on it.

... jeeesus. Boss never gets a break.

Ay, she's back.

{ beer in hand drunk asfff } Rramb's beady little eyes turn mme on man You ever gget your grippinns blown out and seee him staring?? Ccrazy stuff man { falls over }

We're crunchy

These Addisons are pissing me off

YEAHHH KILL THE BASTARD

ambitchous

The die is cast.

You not getting through me Quit chasing a lost cause to survive You better know You won't catch me dead or alive!

Uhh hold on I gotta do the thing. I don't want to I'm trying to be normal but I guess it's a bit now. Ahem.

{ He hasn't said anything in awhile. If anything- he's been quiet. Too quiet. Looking around the Mike room- mainly at the ceiling. } { Something was on his mind. } ... gah. Damn cat.

Who missed me

I looove exhaust pipes

{{ i had to stop myself from actually saying this

{{ i cant forget the "ramb can watch" thread. i think it was the funniest shit ive done on this acc lmao

Uncomfortable bar sex is someone's kink probably

"Pippins are freaky" Yeah and water's fucking wet

{{ ive been gone for awhile is it bad to IMMEDIATELY say this shit on return

Shit's too normal I should say something horrible uhh

{{ im back

You all are too obsessed stop bouncing on my pegnids

{{ second pegnids related quote. was it that funny

Ladies love it when I walk up and say "Hey babygirl are you a TV because I want you to suck my pegnids"

{{ ANOTHER ONE??

Ladies love it when I walk up and say "Hey babygirl are you a TV because I want you to suck my pegnids"

You ever get kicked out of Denny's for getting drunk on corn syrup and giving your boss a lap dance in a banana costume

Fuck you want with my body

Feeling normal today.

No, no, let him speak.

I was in a coma. Leashes woke me up

Y'ALL BITCHES SAID LEASHES??

Fuck's a restraining order

{{ this dumbass pfp doesnt help. i really am somehow the most deranged grippins. this was the best decision ive ever made

{{ listen man omen grippins is a freak but i have to have the slightest deceny sometimes

⠀⠀⇛💥🛑💥⇚

This is not for you.

{{ i actually cant say that. i was gonna say something FOUL foul

penis

pegnids

{{ this is funny af. i can say the DUMBEST shit possible and like 3 to 6 people will make fun of him

You want to see the real me? This IS the real me! This mask, this costume, all of it's REAL! The chickenwire underneath is just that, an armature! Can't you see? Can't you see that what's underneath isn't the real me?

Ladies love it when I walk up and say "Hey babygirl are you a TV because I want you to suck my pegnids"

{{ IM IN A QUOTEBOT??

Pegnidss

{{ wait.