Hey, how long has Jim Carrey been Mickey Rourke? This feels new.

I know he can’t be this stupid, right? Right?

Don’t you dare touch his fren.

I have two words for them - Reichenbach Falls

This app most days.

Well, people could learn to mind their own goddamned businesses.

❤️

🥰

🎵 Falling down, now… Drunken clown, now… 🎵

In the game I’m currently playing, there’s an arachnophobia mode for those who don’t like spiders. They are replaced with cat heads. This is good.

The Creation of Dog - Meowcleangelo

Is it just me, or is it giving Alien facehugger?

Michael Faraday would have punted this fool in his fupa.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social THEY’RE ONTO US. I’M ON THE ROAD. NEED EXFIL.

At the end, the thing capturing his attention is a ceiling fan.

Always snoozle on AND under a blanket. Gotta have both.

Everything is a toy.

So, we bought these. We didn’t eat, but we did sniff them. it’s basically vomit in a cup.

True story - This song was actually written by Peter Cetera’s parasitic twin, Et. As it turn out, Peter was the biggest part of Et Cetera, etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_d...

He must have some sort of eldritch horror where his dick should be, or he’s sporting a wee willy winky. This is far too much performative masculinity to be anything bit overcompensation.

Of all the things, what bugs me most about this is how redundant it is - what club is more exclusive than being a US POTUS? No need to gild (fig and lit) the lily.

This motherfucker powdered his face with Swiss Miss

My man, the wee man, so cute.

There used to be a gay men’s strip club in DC called Quartermains. The couple times I went, and this would have been 1993-5 I think, the stripper dudes did the copter. Up until then, I’d only seen my boyfriend do that. Men are so weird about their dicks.

I promise I’ve given them no cuteness enhancing drugs. They’re just happy girls.

@jimswift.bsky.social Whatever it is, it’s contagious. Just popped up for me.

Me flirting.

This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.

This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.

Sometimes, the model makes the sale. Tell me she doesn’t make you wanna buy literally anything.

@angelaisms.bsky.social This brought your banana tree to mind. youtu.be/jh_ukt8g53c?...

And just like that, the great vaginal desiccation of 2026 had begun. Pussies so dry that Ben Shapiro would approve.

Help me understand this. Why are these people throwing their money into this bottomless pit of douchery?

I feel like I’m going to vomit. This is so cheap, tacky, gaudy, and beneath the dignity of the all presidents except the current hideous pigman.

What the hell is a beaver lamb?

Aww. It’s sad when a supporting actor thinks they’re going to be in a spin-off, but there’s not going to be a spin-off.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say he’s smiling.

There go his third pair of pull-ups of the day.

This is more money than I care to spend on a blanket, but my goodness it’s pretty! #LacroixSweetieDarling www.neimanmarcus.com/p/christian-...

I do believe I hear a ladder being pulled up.

He’s also the face of a deteriorating face.

What’s going on here with this dude’s face? He appears to have an inverse widow’s peak. He looks like Odo from Deep Space 9, played by the wonderful late actor, René Auberjonois. He looks unformed, soft, and ready to molded. Also, he ain’t wrong about Mace.

Not only did welcome him, I married him!

Slush is imminent!

I am a simple woman. I needed a slushy machine, and it was important to me that it resembled the Wienermobile.

Winsome? More like Losesome, amirite?

These two!!! Honestly, they need a buddy movie.