Does he think they’re woke? I doubt it. A lot of those fucks running around calling themselves Vikings are just Nazis in leather pants. Honestly, you’d think Pedro would find it all to be rather macho y caliente.

She’s taken to sleeping like this. I don’t think this looks comfy. Shrug.

It’s been discussed before, but I’ll never get over how weirdly all these men are built, how oddly they stand, and how no suit ever fits well.

Folks, for the love of fuck … are you telling me that, at some point in the past, Trump schlobbed Clinton’s knob? Where does this shit come from?

Please observe my fuzzy little man peach

It’s impossible for anything to be worse than the idea of Trump getting his pickle tickled by a teen sex slave.

What the hell are we doing here, folks? Who is buying this shit?

The answer is: Tits.

Joe Wilkinson isn’t getting nearly enough love here. He’s a fantastic comedian, and it’s neat to see him doing something like thIs.

The beginning of the release of the Epstein files has put me in such a good mood I am doing some holiday shopping. If you feel the same, start at Tails of Joy. Every purchase saves a life. No salaries, perks, just 100% to saving needy animals. See the rest! #TailsOfJoy www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

"A few simple facts keep getting clearer. Trump has never given a satisfactory account of his friendship with the late sexual predator, about which he continues to tell the most brazen lies. His behavior toward the investigation has grown steadily more frantic." www.thebulwark.com/p/hes-acting...

Qu'ils mangent du bitcoin.

Hey, how long has Jim Carrey been Mickey Rourke? This feels new.

I know he can’t be this stupid, right? Right?

Don’t you dare touch his fren.

I have two words for them - Reichenbach Falls

This app most days.

Well, people could learn to mind their own goddamned businesses.

❤️

🥰

🎵 Falling down, now… Drunken clown, now… 🎵

In the game I’m currently playing, there’s an arachnophobia mode for those who don’t like spiders. They are replaced with cat heads. This is good.

The Creation of Dog - Meowcleangelo

Is it just me, or is it giving Alien facehugger?

Michael Faraday would have punted this fool in his fupa.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social THEY’RE ONTO US. I’M ON THE ROAD. NEED EXFIL.

At the end, the thing capturing his attention is a ceiling fan.

Always snoozle on AND under a blanket. Gotta have both.

Everything is a toy.

So, we bought these. We didn’t eat, but we did sniff them. it’s basically vomit in a cup.

True story - This song was actually written by Peter Cetera’s parasitic twin, Et. As it turn out, Peter was the biggest part of Et Cetera, etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_d...

He must have some sort of eldritch horror where his dick should be, or he’s sporting a wee willy winky. This is far too much performative masculinity to be anything bit overcompensation.

Of all the things, what bugs me most about this is how redundant it is - what club is more exclusive than being a US POTUS? No need to gild (fig and lit) the lily.

This motherfucker powdered his face with Swiss Miss

My man, the wee man, so cute.

There used to be a gay men’s strip club in DC called Quartermains. The couple times I went, and this would have been 1993-5 I think, the stripper dudes did the copter. Up until then, I’d only seen my boyfriend do that. Men are so weird about their dicks.

I promise I’ve given them no cuteness enhancing drugs. They’re just happy girls.

@jimswift.bsky.social Whatever it is, it’s contagious. Just popped up for me.

Me flirting.

This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.

This is the finest photo I have ever taken. He’s in my arms, with his little blanket.

Sometimes, the model makes the sale. Tell me she doesn’t make you wanna buy literally anything.

@angelaisms.bsky.social This brought your banana tree to mind. youtu.be/jh_ukt8g53c?...

And just like that, the great vaginal desiccation of 2026 had begun. Pussies so dry that Ben Shapiro would approve.

Help me understand this. Why are these people throwing their money into this bottomless pit of douchery?

I feel like I’m going to vomit. This is so cheap, tacky, gaudy, and beneath the dignity of the all presidents except the current hideous pigman.