The reason these stochastic violence types are rarely if ever from "the left" is because left vs. right is meaningless now and has been for some time, just like Dem vs. GOP. It's people who want violence and power vs. people who want to live their lives and be left alone, maybe get a little weird

As far as I'm concerned, it's impossible for the Patriarchy to catch a stray, it's always right on target.

craving sea breakfast ate clams it hurt my tummy winds of Mt Fuji

I know it's been 27 years, but I still haven't gotten over the fact that one of writers of 'There's Something about Mary' definitely saw shampoo in their hand while showering and thought "Huh, you know what looks like?" And then told a room full of people who clapped and gave thumbs up.

The best April Fool's jokes lie on the extreme ends of the "Fish Head Pie - War of the Worlds" spectrum.

Well, looks like FF14 sucked me back in again. Everytime I pick it back up it feels like moving to a new town: Nobody knows me, I'm always lost, and random people keep asking me to join their FC. Just like real life.

We're so dirty on OPSEC, chat.

I posted this dumb meme remix I made and I think a stranger thinks I'm horny for dolls now. So that's my day.

You ever do an art and in the middle of it think "I feel like this would be worse if I finished it" so you just don't?

Baaaah, I'm all grumped up now. I just wish people could apologize for mistakes instead of doubling down online. I'm going to cloister myself away and make dolls all day.

Once again, a completly innocuous reply is somehow warped into an attack by someone. Boy, it sure feels fucking good to be new here and it definitely doesn't feel like a high school cafeteria.

I continue to make edible food.

We are going to see the outrage about Newsom's actions across our feeds, but please remember the people offline who only have the withered skeleton of 'traditional' news to rely on. They'll likely only see a neutered version of this reporting, please *please* get this story out to them as well.

I think we've spent too long capitulating to their framing. Speaking about human rights in terms of what it contributes to the economy. Fuck that shit. We look after people cos they're people. That's it.

There's something uniquely affirming about most of your posts getting a like or two from complete strangers. It's like Bluesky saying: "Hey, bud. You did a real good job acting like a normal human there. Gold star." And I desperately need that energy.

I'm still struggling to understand why so many people here are so ready to attack others. Like, I get that it sucks that every Jane and Dick can comment on your posts, but no one is actually invading your space. We're all yelling in a public quad.

The feminine desire for your wife to have a penis so it could go in your mouth.

Yesterday I was accused of being the New York Times. I'm still processing this.

"Hold on. We need to do more testing first. Not enough evidence about the long term effects of these vaccines." *Measles in the corner, casually hiding almost a century of evidence about its lethality.* "Yeah, guys. I might not even be that bad. Who knows, right? What a puzzler."

ADHD: "I don't know if I'll have the energy to engage with vacuuming the hallway today." Also ADHD: "Huh, learning Blender wasn't *too* hard. Only took me one 12 hour marathon fugue state. Time to play videogame."

I have become housewife. Praise be unto me.

I don't think adults should do homework. I think when they do it they're reinforcing misandry.

♫♪Caaaaturday♪♫ Photographic evidence of Sameal the Destroyer, for your viewing pleasure.

If a past tense Tweet is a Twat (and it is), does that make a past tense Skeet a Skat? Have I been skatting this whole time and no one told me?

Tfw he asks you to drop your coordinates but you forgot your Garmin

Putting the lyg in Replygirl.

Yiiiiis, my guuuurls. So happy to be able to stalk both of you on a more regular basis. @miiikachu.bsky.social @windivt.bsky.social

Tfw you're trying to sort through your stash of emergency non-perishables, but your brain won't stop trying to make a "got that dog in me" joke involving a drunken one night stand, god, and a palindrome. #JustCrowThings

I did this thing and realized it fits my nonsense post feed as well.

Anyone who doesn't say "ibuprofen" when asked what they would bring to a deserted island is just asking for a bad time.

As a newly minted trans women, I was not prepared for how much hate and shit tier mean girl energy I have seen. It's so clear that there are deep veins of strife and trauma running through this community and that society at large has failed us, not just one political party.

I've been trying to elegantly weave the phrase "it feels like someone hit the warp drive on the hyperspace bullshit train" into conversation for a few weeks now.

Hello, 13 people who follow me for reasons I'm unclear on, though I do appreciate that you've put a spooky number on my account. 13 is very aesthetic. At some point today I'm probably going to vomit out a rant about how I'm feeling as someone who just barely started to transition in this hell.

I just want to thank everyone for being so supportive today. Usually I spend the superbowl stealing chips from tailgates and trying to figure out how to grab a bratwurst without becoming one. This year people were just *giving* me fries and low quality domestic beer.

💯 The idea that anyone could become a US Senator and not consider the fact that they might literally need to put their own life at stake for the sake of the country someday is laughable to me.

I've spent the past hour trying to figure out why everyone is so big on the BIRDS today. I haven't tried to search for an answer because I chose to play on Hard Mode when I woke up. Mind, pictures of Gritty waving a pride flag are enough for me to be on board with Philly sports in general.

Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.

Sidenote: I have no idea how feeds work. I'm just aiming at Wikipedia's hash tag like a co-ed trying to look like they know how to play darts on their 21st birthday bender.

Hello, internet. I feel now is a good time to urge you to make your own offline copy of Wikipedia. It's easy, free, and...well it's not quick, but you don't need to do much besides wait for it to download. #wikipedia

Okay, this is the energy I need today. I woke up to my cat loudly demanding I bring out her skateboard. (I hide it because her older has a vendetta against it.) #caturday

I've only been trawling BlueSky for a day but I already know it's only a matter of time until "I'm just here to find memes for my cute wife" is my top reply.

Also, if a girl Blueskies (workshopping a verb here) with no followers and no hashtags is that the social equivalent of yelling into a canyon or masturbating on a rooftop? Asking for a friend.

The only thing I missed about Twitter when I removed the app is that I no longer had a platform from which to insist that past tense Tweets were "Twats." I miss twating.