Brooks? Kickass shoe. Their colors? Total bore.

Glad we might be coming back around as a society and decided that we like the Game of Thrones universe again. It was always a fun ride. Welcome back. Shoutout to the two former friends I had from freshman year who BLOCKED ME on all platforms because I loved Season 8. Go touch grass.

And now I’ll be petty. This is why I closed the UGA Alumni Wilmington chapter. My wife and I were the only Georgia folk that showed up. If I can’t expect the supposed Georgia faithful to show up for THE premiere brewery, then how the hell am I supposed to organize watch parties?

This couple also made us guess how much this mf cost. “It’s not as much as you think.” LISTEN FOLKS I DON’T KNOW WTF PLANET YOU’RE LIVING ON

“How did it taste like drinking a Creature Comforts Tropicália/Classic City Lager/Flash Cat ON DRAUGHT in Wilmington, NC, where you’ve been dying of home and dream of anything Georgian?” It tastes like this shit. You feel me? #GoDawgs #HornsDown

Classic City Lager 📍Wilmington, GA 📍Athens, NC

I am just not allowed to enjoy my favorite teams huh

@homefield.bsky.social for your consideration

Fresh bath. I turn 31 next month, and will enter my 17th year of driving this truck. Learned how to drive on this sucker when I was 15. Here’s to Toyota.

First Married Couple Valentine’s Day Weekend Part I: My Dinner Edition Shrimp and grits. Fresh large shrimp, caught that morning. Stone ground yellow grits. Homemade vegetable stock. Button mushrooms. Country ham. Scallions.

Once again, nothing makes me miss Georgia more than these god forsaken liquor stores in this bum ass state. Went to two ABC Stores for chocolate liqueur, and both of them had the bottom shelf one only. So help me god I’m picking up Five Points Bottle Shop and taking with me back to Wilmington.

Alex, the committee is able to confirm that this metric actually *is* a portender or predictor of schematic media success. Huh, that’s interesting. (RJ is awesome and subscribe to SZD.)

This would ruin my depth perception and I would trip like I was falling into a hole Looney Tunes style

Even the free version of Canva can get you a long, LONG way. And this is coming from a dude that can barely find the “Exit” button in Photoshop. I’m not a graphic designer, and that’s okay. We’re better than this. Don’t stoop to this level.

Oh. I’m not in it. :(

May these onside kick rules remind you that the NFL is shit and college football is better. Today, tomorrow, forever.

Turnip greens on the way for the Superb Owl. My take: Water, beef bone, cow feet, ham hock, **homemade** bacon, maple syrup, apple cider vinegar, Four Roses bourbon, garlic powder, onion powder, Slap Ya Mama, black pepper, and obviously, turnips.

Colleague said I look like Nick Offerman

Worth the walk.

Getting paid to be right. Generational snowstorm indeed.

Forecast verified.

Accumulations are beginning here in Sault Ste. Marie, NC

I really love how we’ve been advertising ALLLLLLLLLL WEEK that the snow is forecast to come in TONIGHT, and now all I see on local social media and Reddit is WHERE’S THE SNOW For the love of god it’s 1:30 PM.

Aaaaaaand away we go. Sleet/snow mix here in Buffalo, NC

Just salted my driveway for the first time ever. Guess I live in Ann Arbor, NC

11.5 hour shift today. Get ready for snow.

THREAD FROM NWS WILMINGTON, NC: ***High confidence in significant snow and cold across Northeast SC and Southeast NC this weekend (January 31 - February 1, 2026). Some areas haven’t seen this much snow in over 30 years.*** (Updated January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM EST.) #ncwx #scwx #ILMwx (1/21)

“Increasing confidence in a winter storm this weekend that could bring snow to the area. Still lots of uncertainty regarding amounts, timing, and impacts.” Public: “No. Not happening.”

I’m tired, boss.

Y'all, please take the survey. We need the field offices on here.

TERRIFIED of making this typo at the office when making sure the forecast posted correctly.

So happy for this guy. Since we were both just little brands in brand kindergarten, he's been so genuine, making sure all the other brands would play with us and that we understood the importance of meeting deliverables. And now this!

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE JACKASS

I’m going to have a psychotic break

Kirby Smart calling every assistant on his staff into a meeting tonight yelling about who missed on Charlie Becker

And he’d definitely pull the ace

Cignetti would have 20 in blackjack and say “hit me”

They’re gonna pull momentum and win this game and I’m gonna be white hot pissed for 8 months

What’s with the solid color, no logo hats at the gym? Where do y’all even buy these? I ain’t never worn a hat with no logo on it in my life.

The diagrams on workout machines look like this like I know wtf that means

👁️👄👁️ ‼️‼️‼️ I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

If I ran into the Ghost of Vince Dooley in Wilmington, NC, and gave him a Go Dawgs, even he wouldn’t acknowledge me. This town just hates CFB fandom in all forms.

Breaking: House releases FY26 budget directive doc for science agencies. Rejects elimination of NOAA Research, but moves key Wx research programs including phased array radar to NWS. Also directs NOAA to report on need for new “extreme weather” federal R&D center. open.substack.com/pub/balanced...

I wish we lost to Bama. I really do. You lose to Bama, you still make the playoff, but don’t get to sit on your hands for WEEKS and lose all your momentum. I wish we lost to Bama.

And Lane Kiffin is gonna get another paycheck and ESPN is just gonna wag their finger with a smirk and it’s alllllllll okay

I am SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK

I wish we lost to Bama.

hi i’m gunner stockton, welcome to jackass

I need one of y’all to tranquilize me.