Liquid IV is the greatest scam that I willingly fall for every time

“2. Speak at City Hall in SUPPORT of something good for your city, rather than just going to oppose things. And before you oppose something (such as well-designed density, new housing choices, or affordable housing), think carefully about who it’s meant to help, and put yourself in their place.”

Happy "One day a year that I wish I had a mega mansion big enough for a Christmas Tree Closet ™️" to me

All I wanted for Christmas was some density

Hear me out: wrapping a gift or two everyday is so much better than staying up until 2 a.m. on Christmas eve

BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.

Yeah I guess that's my church

Waking up excited to consume the news is a weird feeling in 2025

There comes a point, 60% of the way through every poké bowl, where you're just like... I don't know about this meal man

What if we turn the clocks back a year instead of an hour

Anyone who has worked in TV News has had this news director

Does Minted have any of those "WHAT A YEAR" Christmas cards leftover from COVID because

Do NOT invite me your Teams meeting I won't come

Maybe a really good Green Day album would save us

Love it when my bsky header pops up relevant

It truly slapped on the Pure Moods infomercial

I drink that brown liquor

Why is In Too Deep on a Taco Bell Y2K commercial that song's not that old? *Googles*

Parents who cheat the school dropoff line are the greatest menace to our communities on a day-to-day basis

This is my formal offer to purchase a pair of earbuds or headphones for every boomer at this airport gate

Just explained og Now That's What I Call Music! To my seven year old and then I turned to dust

Slightly diminish a band: Fleetwood PC

Well this is really going to throw a wrench in my Spotify Wrapped

The @nytimes.com has sent so many Epstein-related push alerts this weekend it's almost funny

Begging my news feed for just one top story that isn't a horror show

Now let's see what people in other countries say

NYTIMES SCOOP: Zohran Mamdani Last In High School Class PARAGRAPH FOUR: ᵃˡᵖʰᵃᵇᵉᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵇʸ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ

Made a whole shaker bottle of jalapeno margs that are too spicy to drink 😭

Also wondering about this

7: do you know what lol stands for

Build it

Everything I have learned about Jeff Bezos' wedding has been against my will

I think my radical feminism origin story is Jimmy Fallon as the Idiot Boyfriend on SNL

Help I thought Sinners was a period drama and now I'm too far in to stop watching

The only thing I can think about through all of the last three seasons of #HandmaidsTale is Jesus Serena lose the heels

an hour into the #AMAs like

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #AMAs

Rules for TheeeEEEE

My act of resistance today was not letting a guy in a MAGA hat pet my dog

Blue sky thinks that because I like the Current, I like soccer. And no.

7: *lies about something dumb* Me: calls her out on it 7: doubles down on the lie Me: calls her out again 7: buckles under the pressure of my interrogation skills "I decided to tell the truth because the truth will set you free" Me: wut

Style guide jokes. Always gonna rt

Hasn't everyone who's gonna buy Simplisafe and Better Help already done so by now

Hey Siri set a countdown for whenever kids learn not to keep their drinks at the edge of the table

Hulu app doesn't work, takes too long to load a show I get bored waiting and pick up my phone Show starts, I miss something important Back up the show in the Hulu app Hulu app doesn't work, takes too long to load a show

An ‘Economic blackout’ is planned for tomorrow in protest of billionaires (like Jeff Bezos) and large corporations (like Amazon)

7: "it's weird that Sabrina Carpenter wrote a song all about coffee"

@nytimes.com what are we doing with the style choices here? The word you're looking for is "lies."

We have, admittedly, been listening to quite a bit more hip-hop than is typical in our house since the Superbowl halftime show. 7 just asked why Snoop, "the guy from all the commercials" has a credit on Still D.R.E. 🫠

I did not need one more reason to stan the AP Style Guide but here we are