i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

It was Chump Himself Who Granted National Guard Killer Asylum This Year.......

Elderscrolls III: Morrowind. In a fucking heartbeat.

Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement. "If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."

Can someone explain to me why it takes 30 days to release the Epstein files, when a few months ago they didn’t even exist?

Every year, our scientists name hundreds of new species, from tiny insects to enormous dinosaurs. The names can be inspired by many different things – and here are just a few…

I did something similar. I apparently sat straight up, looked at my then partner and said, "Don't worry about the noise in the living room. It's just the demon trying to lure me out again." and passed right out. He said he didn't sleep after that.

I will offer up tawdry photos of tits for help.

sooooooo.....I'm gonna crowd source this one. Anyone know a decent FATS system that won't force me to take out a second mortgage? iykyk

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Jared Kushner advised Saudi Crown Prince MBS on how to “weather the storm” after his hit squad slaughtered American journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

excel just crashed again.

SCIENCE

So, wearing my hair down today at work. Not my idea of professional, but I've had a 3 day migraine. If I have to wear it back I will yeet someone into the fucking atmosphere. Also if someone tries to grab it. Jokes on them, I'm into that shit. "Ayeee daddy, do it again!"

This is MUCH WORSE than Watergate. The Trump Epstein scandal involves raping children. And we know Trump was fully aware of what Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were doing. Trump should RESIGN!

enough internet for the day www.youtube.com/shorts/aw8wV...

I really probably should stop yelling at the vending machines. The pop machine has officially now been named, "The fucking coin guzzling cock wobble." I can't decide if I'm proud or not.

@ckshowalter.bsky.social I hope you don't mind. A friend is fostering two kittens that were found starving and abused in an abandoned apartment. I just sent her your email on here, that way you can reply if you want to, or ignore.

Music, bitches. This is my new mantra. youtu.be/cumTHJHoHIM?...

My day has been made. Got to play with a happy doggie and see a cute baby. I'm still at work even.

You know, I love my bosses. Was just given permission to use, and I quote exactly, this message to address an individual causing issues over parking. "Do not come to me with this again. Now get the fuck out of my office and stop being a goddamn pussy."

well, we've set off an alarm. system is down, so we can't turn it off AND the pd won't tell us if they are responding or not. (no emergency. just tech issues)

I guess they are closing our escape routes and at this rate air travel will be too dangerous to gamble. TO THE HIGH SEAS ME MATEYS!

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Guys. I've had 3 hours of sleep and drank a C4. Uh...I'm now tired with anxiety. FUCK ADHD

Accurate. youtube.com/shorts/mtVTS...

You know I never thought the decent into a dystopia would be so goddamn clown shoes. I don't think Monty Python could write a more absurd script.

The national media isn’t going to mention this, so it’s up to the rest of us to do it.

Not sure who is in the KCMO area, but Hy-Vee is doing $3 dinners this week.

Seems like youtube is having some issues. or my net is dying. one of the two.

So I was taking pictures at a haunted botanical garden trail. I somehow or another accidentally created a Godsmack album cover from the '90s. "I'm not the one so far away/ When you feel the snake bite enter your veins..."

I feel like hell today. I'm afraid I have my annual sinus infection that will last until April. Excuse me while I drink a bottle of tabasco sauce so that I might be able to breath for 30 minutes.

someone explain this weird time dialation that happens at work. I've been here for 3 hours. YET only one hour has elapsed since I clocked in. in otherwords, today is already dragging

star trek and famous art: a thread

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Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

You know, all it might take to end the shutdown would be someone leaking the Epstein files on the open internet and making a vote irrelevant. Not endorsing anything, just idly hypothesizing.

I guess we will find out friday if the bra I just bought is going to go to my house or here to work. I checked out as a guest: 🤷‍♀️ Besides, they've been too complacent at work. Time to shake it up.

hey msn. Not everything needs to be a goddamn video when I'm trying to READ the fucking news.

OK, I need to state something for the record The average life span in previous centuries being 35 was because of how many children died before the age of 5. Once you made it to adulthood, you would live a pretty decent lifespan of about 60ish. It's all the children dying that bring the average down

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apparently I need to get the fuck off the internet. 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rF...