Oh shit! Tired for first!

Other missed slang terms: - In Car Form - Confuschia - Cismission - Pregender (pronounced like pretender)

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

shoutout to the dude who yelled “MORTAL KOMBAT” #AEWDynasty

While I am definitely tiring of the ref bumps, that was a fantastic match that Max was never gonna lose going into a New York PPV next month. That whole PPV was fuckin amazing and I have very few complaints. God, I FUCKIN LOVE PRO WRESTLING!! GOOD NIGHT!! #AEWDynasty 🤼

Lmao okay low-key, the Codyvator going back down saved it for me #AEWDynasty 🤼

Guy in the crowd who yelled “MORTAL KOMBAAAAT” I see you and i love you lmao

I see that mjf went to the Adam Cole School of spray tanning. #AEWDynasty 🤼

Ok this is cool as fuck tho!

I feel super bad for The Dogs with Gabe getting injured, but I am very happy that Roddy, Orange, and KYLE O' FUCKIN REILLY wins the Trios titles.

Clark Connors doing his best JD Vance impression lol

This ppv fucks so hard I'm saying my safe word #AEWDynasty 🤼

#AEWDynasty 🤼

YOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK CONGRATS KEVIN KNIGHT!!! I wanted Brody BUT YO LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #AEWDynasty 🤼

HOLY SHIT KEVIN WAS MURDERED BY TOMATO CHIABATTA! #AEWDynasty 🤼

Excalibur: "belly to Bailey suplex right there!" #AEWDynasty 🤼

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow i did not see that coming! #AEWDynasty 🤼

Ricochet: *does wrestling* Aubrey Edwards: #AEWDynasty 🤼

OH HELL YEAH!

I'M THIS HOUSE WE STAN REMOVING TOXIC BAGGAGE FROM YOUR LIFE

Okada might be the best to ever do it lmao #AEWDynasty 🤼

you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too

When I get a new follower

Happy #AEWDynasty Day!! In celebration of the PPV, I made another round of AEW Match Nicknames! As always, these are all done in good fun and as a silly bit. Enjoy! 🤼

#AEWDynasty #wrestlesky

Reminder that TKO sucks

These 2 are my internal monologue when reading current events. Alternatively, they are most WWE fans this month, lol

Yup. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Booby Lachey

oh those release Germans are CLEAN #AEWCollision 🤼

Ciampa No. 1 and Rush is No. 2 in the Casino Gauntlet match. They are going to be BRUTAL to begin the match!

This woman is so shady and yet i trust her implicitly, lol

Hyan & Maya World, aka The Workhorsewomen, are gonna be murdered tomorrow by Divine Dominion. #AEWCollision 🤼

Yo are we getting Ryle O'Keilly back? #AEWCollision 🤼

GAHD! DAYYYUM! What a win for The Dogs! NEW CHAMPS!! #AEWCollision 🤼

Words cannot begin to describe how great of heels The Dogs are. They are irredeemably evil, but that lack of "oh they are right but go about it wrong" Makes them easy to hate and easy to enjoy. Nice to see we have relatable and unrelatable heels. #AEWCollision 🤼

Oh FUCK, Kofie found NESN...

Gotta say, the seats aren't half bad lol

WRESTLING has not priced out the people it was built for — WWE/TKO has. Don’t get fleeced by shareholders. Support workers instead. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDY. #Wrestlesky🤼‍♂️ #IndependentWrestling #IndyWrestling

Jesus Fuck, thank Christ and his friends that I've restricted myself to Amtrak for years now.

I’m not a reporter, but I would love to write about this 👀 boosting for any reporters that follow me!

Notes 90 minutes into #AEWDynamite: - Hell yeah UE vs Death Riders is gonna fuck - I want a heel faction with Aminata & Shida - TK is in for a surprise when Jericho has to face an American crowd - Cope & Cage stay entertaining - Konokada?! YES PLEASE?! - OH WAIT ITS AN ANARCHY IN THE ARENA?! 🤼

Roflmao we finally got our Great Balls of Fire #AEW 🤼

So here's the thing: I'm not mad at this. My first WWE show was TLC 2015, where the dark match was Becky Lynch vs Mercedes Mone. Dark matches are great AND important AND not a sign that you are screwed. The thing is, that's it... ...That's literally all they have done with him. FFFFFFFFFFF

Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something. For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.

And people got mad when we wanted to replace him with Harriet Goddamn Tubman, a woman who helped free the fuckin slaves.

"it's giving war crime" in a southern accent is just going to play on loop in my head the rest of the day