Photos from last night's Glasgow gig (with thanks to Stuart McHugh via Facebook) #HMHB

Something for the weekend: The Bliss of the Hereafter #HMHB youtu.be/Gp2Qx42CRh0?...

'All them Lib Dems done gone to Cropredy Tories to Cornbury As for me, I’ll take the TGV to Zurich and jump off the roof of Dignitas And leave a note saying: “Here lies the bloke, the only bloke in Harpurhey Who wasn’t at the Lesser Free Hall, ya''ll"' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: The Light At The End of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train) #HMHB youtu.be/fvn4CeaJp_s?...

'Let's go the Met Bar And cause an altercation Let's go the Groucho And snap at rakish heels' #HMHB

Craig Hamilton has come up with an #HMHB online lyrics quiz. A new quiz is generated on each visit. Link here: test your mettle craigfots.shinyapps.io/hmhb_lyrics_...

Something for the weekend: Possible Side Effects. This fan-created video features 'Robert Hoffman scanning the horizon' in the film 'The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe' #HMHB youtu.be/YRjLd8JUshE?...

' "Veer Left For Marmalade!" I don't think so Joe And why are "Tractors Turning"? We really ought to know So stay alert on the minor roads Remember Phyllis Triggs ' Oooh! Rhubarb! Let's go!!' She's still not been accounted for...' #HMHB

#HMHB live session with Andy Kershaw 03.08.21. What Made Colombia Famous / When I Look At My Baby / Totnes Bickering / I'm Getting Buried in the Morning / Germ Free Adoloscents (X Ray Spex cover). Nigel discusses how recent lockdown had minimal effect on his lifestyle youtu.be/xQr5nHnRRPM?...

Something for the weekend: Bottleneck at Capel Curig #HMHB youtu.be/IbAxMJd17qQ?...

Next gig (and last of the year): KK's Steel Mill, Wolverhampton, Friday 7th November. Tickets still available. www.seetickets.com/event/half-m...

'A man who informs people he gets up at 6:AM every morning and seems to want a medal' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Little In The Way of Sunshine #HMHB youtu.be/jK4UwvAmOh4?...

'Gazza in a Mozza mask Goofing by the pool Eating all the Caramacs 'Howay - Cemetry Gates!' ' #HMHB

Peel Session 02/06/92 - 'Mars Ultras (You'll Never Make The Station)' / '4AD3DCD' / 'Floreat Inertia' / 'Irene Goodnight' (Lead Belly cover) #HMHB youtu.be/Nzm0wBOUueY?...

Something for the weekend: Outbreak of Vitas Garulaitis #HMHB youtu.be/xbjecq0Zuac?...

'Say that again, and I'll *generalise* yer...' #HMHB

Best band in the best venue… #hmhb

At last: a proper decent muso paper review of the great album. Uncut Magazine. #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Stuck Up A Hornbeam #HMHB youtu.be/oXp1eZMjef4?...

Nigel in conversation with Liz Kershaw on BBC 6 Music, circa 2011/12.Topics include JDOG recently winning that station's favourite song competition, why they don't play Saturdays, and Nigel's private jet. #HMHB youtu.be/eo4bqcvgWYU?...

Something for the weekend: Rawlplugs of Yesteryear (Breaking the States) #HMHB #Rawlplugs youtu.be/bRmExhlGMSQ?...

Review of Asimov over at Songbar #HMHB www.song-bar.com/album-releas...

Setlist from recent Devil's Arse, Castleton gig (kindly donated via FB) #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Fun Day In The Park #HMHB #fundayinthepark youtu.be/y5UHklYUWyE?...

'Shot By Both Sides' Magazine cover - Sheffield Leadmill 04/10/24 youtu.be/kMFlZb6QST0?...

'Hens lend a hand, hens know the land Beaks to the ground, villains in the pound In his farmyard over yonder He's got forty-four informants And through some kind of telepathy and guile Justice wins the day' #HMHB #mccalliogandhishens

From the vaults: NME February 4th 1995 - anticipating the upcoming Some Call It Godcore. From the long lost days when #HMHB got at least some attention from the music press.

From the vaults: over ten years ago - #HMHB feature as clue/ answer on Only Connect youtu.be/CXdCkc_kfXU?...

From the Resident Brighton record store. #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Horror Clowns Are Dickheads. Okay so it's a repeat; there's still only two songs from the new album up on YouTube. (Fair enough: buy the album.) #HMHB youtu.be/apYwBHKkhdM?...

'In the 1960s the jute fibre was replaced by a thermoplastic device An improvement, doubtless, though nowhere near as romantic' #HMHB #rawlplugs

'Soylent Green is clever clogs! ' #HMHB

'This rictus grin - such an amateur veneer' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Record Store Day #HMHB youtu.be/NH6YiXL1IYc?...

'So here's to your Native American name: Great Big Whopper With Shit-For-Brains' #HMHB

A new Half Man Half Biscuit album is always an event. The brand new one (All Asimov And No Fresh Air) has a song on it called McCalliog And His Hens. The explanation on the back sleeve shows just why HMHB are a national treasure. #HMHB

'To the safety of familiar things I look to throw a grappling hook It always falls short Whitbread Big Head Trophy Bitter The pint that thinks it's a quart I' ve done 10,000 steps I've reached Stygian depths' #HMHB

Album review up at Medium. #HMHB mantrafilledoompah.co.uk/review-half-...

Inside cover: dedication to Geoff Davies of Probe. #HMHB

The day is here! Note: new tracks will be shared here sparingly - buy the album. Another outlet here: propermusic.com/products/hal...

'Asimov' - Vinyl LP version for sale from Norman Records #HMHB www.normanrecords.com/records/2090...

'Well there ain't no stink Like the stink you're gonna get From the age-old eel In your decommissioned fridge' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use) #HMHB youtu.be/lumYUQzsdfQ?...

'She's In Broadstairs' live at Tramshed, Cardiff 07/03/25 #HMHB youtu.be/43IyUrr5a4k?...

'Underneath the underlying tones and dizzy melodies Next to the intelligent guitars You'll find frailty, beauty, sex-as-art And something or other about dolphins' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Left Lyrics in the Practice Room #HMHB youtu.be/o0aPmjCqFug?...

Something for the weekend: A Lilac Harry Quinn #HMHB youtu.be/92Gx0MEEIYo?...

Setlist from the recent Coro, Ulverston gig. With thanks to @samphlett1.bsky.social #HMHB