Spoke to someone tonight who was at his 200th Half Man Half Biscuit gig. I suggested it must be something of a record, at which he nodded to the guy next to him, who coughed “221…” Respect! #HMHB

Playing at KK's Steel Mill, Wolverhampton tonight. No tickets left. Instead, here's something for the weekend: Used To Be In Evil Gazebo #HMHB youtu.be/Kemtdq34Lq4?...

'It was loft ladders what killed our Martin.' #HMHB

From the Lyrics Project, 2022 - interview with writer and journalist Paddy Shennan on his book of interviews 'The Talk of Liverpool' , and his relationship with #HMHB. Paddy has interviewed Nigel B several times over the years, four of which are in the book. halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/half-man-hal...

Something for the weekend - Halloween Special: Horror Clowns Are Dickheads (again) #HMHB #Horrorclownsaredickheads youtu.be/apYwBHKkhdM?...

'McCalliog and His Hens' live from Devil's Arse , Castleton, 25/07/25 #HMHB youtu.be/i3Ng1gSd4tg?...

'Got property in Mobberley Probably Ridiculous gait It’s all about salary And playing to the gallery He’s never heard of George Leigh-Mallory' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Jarg Armani #HMHB youtu.be/0cauie3eF-A?...

Edward Phillips posters have produced 'Mileage Chart' - a map taking in over 200 UK and Irish locations mentioned in #HMHB songs, including a key to which album each appear on. Methodical. www.edwardphilips.co.uk/vintage-rail...

Something for the weekend: Bad Losers on Yahoo! Chess #HMHB youtu.be/XTjfF9TJtUg?...

'Record Store Day' live at Devil's Arse Castleton, 25/07/25 #HMHB youtu.be/8fRCTr_fNoE?...

'His paranoia is absurd 'Are you thinkin' bout my bird?!'' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Surging Out Of Convalescence #HMHB youtu.be/JJGW5-VZTOQ?...

An onstage observation from Nigel re: Gracie Fields and Lisa Stansfield; Wylam Brewery, Newcastle 18/11/16 #HMHB youtube.com/shorts/33BST...

Something for the weekend: Bob Wilson - Anchorman #HMHB youtu.be/eA3RkTFOSWQ?...

'Too many psychopaths Not enough cycle paths' #HMHB

In-depth overview of #HMHB in the Quietus from 2011 around the time of 90 Bisodol, by Steve Toner thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

Something for the weekend: Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe #HMHB youtu.be/Qc0mjT0e5pc?...

'Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meat Loaf Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon Michael Ball, or The Fall I could listen to them all In the twilight or the afternoon' #irkthepurists #HMHB

Photos from last night's Glasgow gig (with thanks to Stuart McHugh via Facebook) #HMHB

Something for the weekend: The Bliss of the Hereafter #HMHB youtu.be/Gp2Qx42CRh0?...

'All them Lib Dems done gone to Cropredy Tories to Cornbury As for me, I’ll take the TGV to Zurich and jump off the roof of Dignitas And leave a note saying: “Here lies the bloke, the only bloke in Harpurhey Who wasn’t at the Lesser Free Hall, ya''ll"' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: The Light At The End of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train) #HMHB youtu.be/fvn4CeaJp_s?...

'Let's go the Met Bar And cause an altercation Let's go the Groucho And snap at rakish heels' #HMHB

Craig Hamilton has come up with an #HMHB online lyrics quiz. A new quiz is generated on each visit. Link here: test your mettle craigfots.shinyapps.io/hmhb_lyrics_...

Something for the weekend: Possible Side Effects. This fan-created video features 'Robert Hoffman scanning the horizon' in the film 'The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe' #HMHB youtu.be/YRjLd8JUshE?...

' "Veer Left For Marmalade!" I don't think so Joe And why are "Tractors Turning"? We really ought to know So stay alert on the minor roads Remember Phyllis Triggs ' Oooh! Rhubarb! Let's go!!' She's still not been accounted for...' #HMHB

#HMHB live session with Andy Kershaw 03.08.21. What Made Colombia Famous / When I Look At My Baby / Totnes Bickering / I'm Getting Buried in the Morning / Germ Free Adoloscents (X Ray Spex cover). Nigel discusses how recent lockdown had minimal effect on his lifestyle youtu.be/xQr5nHnRRPM?...

Something for the weekend: Bottleneck at Capel Curig #HMHB youtu.be/IbAxMJd17qQ?...

Next gig (and last of the year): KK's Steel Mill, Wolverhampton, Friday 7th November. Tickets still available. www.seetickets.com/event/half-m...

'A man who informs people he gets up at 6:AM every morning and seems to want a medal' #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Little In The Way of Sunshine #HMHB youtu.be/jK4UwvAmOh4?...

'Gazza in a Mozza mask Goofing by the pool Eating all the Caramacs 'Howay - Cemetry Gates!' ' #HMHB

Peel Session 02/06/92 - 'Mars Ultras (You'll Never Make The Station)' / '4AD3DCD' / 'Floreat Inertia' / 'Irene Goodnight' (Lead Belly cover) #HMHB youtu.be/Nzm0wBOUueY?...

Something for the weekend: Outbreak of Vitas Garulaitis #HMHB youtu.be/xbjecq0Zuac?...

'Say that again, and I'll *generalise* yer...' #HMHB

Best band in the best venue… #hmhb

At last: a proper decent muso paper review of the great album. Uncut Magazine. #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Stuck Up A Hornbeam #HMHB youtu.be/oXp1eZMjef4?...

Nigel in conversation with Liz Kershaw on BBC 6 Music, circa 2011/12.Topics include JDOG recently winning that station's favourite song competition, why they don't play Saturdays, and Nigel's private jet. #HMHB youtu.be/eo4bqcvgWYU?...

Something for the weekend: Rawlplugs of Yesteryear (Breaking the States) #HMHB #Rawlplugs youtu.be/bRmExhlGMSQ?...

Review of Asimov over at Songbar #HMHB www.song-bar.com/album-releas...

Setlist from recent Devil's Arse, Castleton gig (kindly donated via FB) #HMHB

Something for the weekend: Fun Day In The Park #HMHB #fundayinthepark youtu.be/y5UHklYUWyE?...

'Shot By Both Sides' Magazine cover - Sheffield Leadmill 04/10/24 youtu.be/kMFlZb6QST0?...

'Hens lend a hand, hens know the land Beaks to the ground, villains in the pound In his farmyard over yonder He's got forty-four informants And through some kind of telepathy and guile Justice wins the day' #HMHB #mccalliogandhishens

From the vaults: NME February 4th 1995 - anticipating the upcoming Some Call It Godcore. From the long lost days when #HMHB got at least some attention from the music press.

From the vaults: over ten years ago - #HMHB feature as clue/ answer on Only Connect youtu.be/CXdCkc_kfXU?...

From the Resident Brighton record store. #HMHB