I hate when I get semi-cute, drive to karaoke, order a drink, and realize within 2 minutes I just plain don't want to be there

Update: all 4 bookshelves have been placed in my apartment where they will live until I die because I'm not moving this shit again

I have 58 things framed and ready to hang up, and that doesn't include what I just got at C2E2. I should be happy I didn't hang it all up yet since now I'm playing musical chairs with 3 bookshelves, 2 of which are new, but ugh. Lack of impulse control and interior decorating do not go together.

Who just got tickets to see the cinematic masterpiece Josie and the Pussycats at a rooftop movie thingy next month? Meeee!!

Depluralize a movie: Pirate of the Caribbean

Probably late to the party, but did the Duke's servants just have like a month of sterotypical "teenage boy socks" to deal with during the start of their honeymoon on Bridgerton?

I decided to restart Bridgerton entirely for Eloise and Penelope, and I still can't get over Prince Friederich also being this guy from Peacemaker:

Well, since I blazed through Deadloch S2 before 6 pm on a Saturday, what the hell do I do now?!

The fact that I saw people cosplaying the bbno$ Sonic and friends at C2E2 made my fucking day

I'm just realizing I had 5 surgeries and turned 40 since the last time I went to a convention. Wish me luck today!

Any pirate pals going to C2E2 this weekend?

Not sure if it speaks to my current outlook on things, but the 3 shows I've been rewatching a lot lately are all based in Hell 🙃

I need to stop finding new things to be sad and cry over with every rewatch of Helluva Boss

Woohoo my unofficial (kidding, don't go after these people!) OFMD boardgame that I backed on Kickstarter came!

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I don't know if this makes me feel younger or older, but I have to write a check to send with my tax forms, like a cave person, and I forgot how to write a capital T 🤣

I've only really gotten into the Hazbin Hotel in the past month, but how did I not notice Brandon in the background during the Live On Broadway night during "More Than Anything" until my 3rd watch?!

House karaoke update: I sang Hozier's "Work Song" and was told that my low register is "sexy." I've been a soprano my entire life, so it's WEIRD that I can hit low notes now. But I'll take it!

Note to self: 2 is the number of Hazbin Hotel songs I can sing at my friend's house for karaoke before I feel awkward since no one else has seen the show

Sooo somehow my mom's flight from Florida to Chicago didn't get canceled, and now she's stuck in Indianapolis until who knows when. How did they think they would even get through this crap?

WELP we're $53.45 in the hole from overdraft fees, disability $ doesn't hit till the 18th, and we're out of TP 😱and, you know, food. Anything helps, even a repost, even a dollar. <3 Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/mariwho PayPal: paypal.me/christalblair1 Venmo: venmo.com/Mari-Blair-3 CashApp: cash.app/$mariwho29

Not me thinking about baking cookies so I have snacks in my giant bathroom/storm shelter later tonight

In another "make your childhood movies OFMD," do we have a Maureen from Center Stage moment of "How much of what you liked about me was because I was Blackbeard, and how much because I was me?" I'll see myself out

When you give yourself the "wow, nothing ever really changes, huh?" feeling after watching Chernobyl for the like 6th time, you go watch Con in a much happier show! #OFMD

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

Happy birthday to Our Flag Means Death and also fuck you David Zaslav 🫶🏻🏴‍☠️

My mom is visiting her friend at her retirement village and sent me the following via text. My brother has decided she looks like the most boring rapper ever 🤣

When the confirmed creep at karaoke mangles a song from one of your favorite movies of all time, how do you not just scream?

I just saw Dear Evan Hansen for the first time. I don't entirely know how I'm supposed to feel about it?

"Being Alive" from Company has always sort of hit me hard, but now that I'm 40 and haven't seriously dated anyone since I was 22, fuuuck. So yes, seeing Eden Espinsoa sing it last night made me cry in public. Yaaaaay

Cw: hair loss A month of biotin, biotin shampoos, and chopping over a foot of my hair off are not at all helping. I've lost literally half my hair since Christmas. And I can't get an appointment until May 11th. I told the scheduler I'd look like Riff Raff by then, and we both laughed. Me soon:

And because I need happier times, I am rewatching the Baby Stolitz episode again. And baby Fizz saying "If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you" sounds like the people in my life for not shutting up about OFMD 🤣

I'm near the end of S2 of Helluva Boss, and I have cried so. Many. TIMES. At this show.

I'm sorry, Muppet Treasure Island came out 30 years ago today? That means I'm old, and I will hear none of it! *weeps in old* and margaritas at the midnight buffet

Is Galentine's Day being on a Friday the 13th just a really good excuse to appreciate the spooky ladies in your life? I definitely think so!

I'm on day 4 of my 2nd round of covid. The only other time I had it was 5/4/22. I got it at a Journey concert where I spent the whole show thinking "wow, this song is so Gentlebeard-coded" but I hadn't encountered the fandom yet. So I guess happy almost 4 years of the brainrot at least?

emotional about our flag means death (evergreen)

What? No, there's no reason I'm posting this today. Why do you ask?

I want to yet again thank the #ofmd fic writers for your contributions to my sanity

I really hope all these companies throw their money into these ads for AI just for people to stop using it. I'm sure it's wishful thinking, but still

Your ability to take absolutely no shit crisply, kindly, and unapologetically will inspire others to do the same.

Cw: apparently just "turning 40" things When stress could be adding to your hair thinning, but you're mostly stressed that you lost half your hair in 3 weeks, so the cycle of stress and stress accesories will probably continue.

I had a half-asleep thought last night. What if there is no big announcement for #OFMD S3, and DJ just drops a trailer one day out of the blue?

...what do you mean?! I was just thinking of going to see some cosplay and buy more art on that Friday, but now this?!

This really sounds like the redneck family I'm born from and not someone who grew up 40ish miles away from Chicago, but I'm booking my 1st ever trip to NYC in April and freaking out! And it's all because of Rocky Horror!

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

If you get random kudos on a fic you wrote a while ago, that's probably me. I'm clearing out open tabs in my phone and going through an insane number of one-shots I just never read.

Probably not the smartest idea, but I got a ticket for Rhys in Chicago, the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend live event, and a Cinderella ballet today. And all 3 events are within a 9-day span in April.

Woohoo Rhys in Chicago ticket: purchased! Who am I seeing in April?

Cw: medical I should not be this excited to wake up from anesthesia and not have breathing issues. But the stent is out!